So I sat down to work on my 2027 reading list, just to jot down a few things I wanted to make sure I got to; and I somehow have mapped out what I’m going to read for the entire year.
So far a lot of medieval lit, early 20th century SFF, and books I used Sparknotes for in Highschool.
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
![@KyleTrainEmoji
PICARD: Data, shields up
DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage
we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just
prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy.
[camera shakes]
WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS
DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to
raise shields, and I didn't](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreiebbdgef7nsycl44muv2c2eqmeh4elzzqy2ocltchfebfnddikgki)
