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Chris Burnham

@theburnham.bsky.social
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Artist of Batman Inc, Nameless, Die!Die!Die!, Nixon's Pals, and The Unstoppable DOOM PATROL!

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Jordan Sorcery @jordansorcery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Doing some research with some 90s magazines and this series of amazing horror movie ads came up - I don't know who the artist was, but I think they are terrific fun!
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Quick! Post a Marvel double splash from late 1974! One that was drawn on a single page!
Drax the Destroyer vs Thanos’ giant cosmic head! Jim Starlin!Ba-FOOM! Captain Marvel getting blown up! Jim Starlin!
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@nochorus.bsky.social Re: Grand Buffet playing at the end of a Samuel R Delaney episode: My brother is friends with one of those dudes. I completely flipped when he introduced me, and told him that Start Smoking was one of my top 50 songs ever. (Not sure if that's true NOW, but it was 10 years ago!)
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Getting real sick of (formerly) beloved podcasters doing commercials for AI. We did the dishes together! I thought we were on the same page! I thought we were friends!
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wild! Fero Pe was commissioned to re-create this page of my art from TMNT #4!
Mikey, Leo, and Ralph are all weirded out by Donny having a dead rat on his shoulder. Art by me, colors by Brian Reber.Mikey, Leo, and Ralph are all weirded out by Donny having a dead rat on his shoulder. Watercolor art by Fero Pe.
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
RIP Josh Cassara! Brutal. I gave him a portfolio review at San Diego when he was first starting out, and he went on to absolutely blow me out of the water.
Look at the awesome tentacle on that X-Force cover! You can't? That sucks. It's crushing some dude, Wolverine is chopping at it, and some other guy is shooting... a flame thrower at it? Wait, are they underwater? What the fuck is happening? I don't know! It rules, though!
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Attention podcasters: please watch Neo Tokyo before you record an episode about Speed Racer so you can validate my observation.
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Damn, this monk isn't fucking around! Sengai Gibon's <Spoiler!> Nanquan Chopping the Kitten in Two
A big monk is holding up a long-eared cat and threatening to slice it up with a weird knife. Two little monks are freaking the fuck out over it.
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@jasoncopland.bsky.social hey I finally read FULL TILT! That is some primo comic bookery! Amazing work!
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wrote and drew a pirate story 20+ years ago for the Comiculture Anthology. I couldn't make heads or tails of how ratlines (the rope ladder things) worked from the reference I had at hand, so I ended up building a model ship. Turns out, they connect up to the mast! Who knew?
Too many words, young Burnham!
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gah this stupid dental floss shredded to pieces between my teeth! What do you use to get floss out of your teeth? Popcorn?
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bizarro Year None #3 comps! Colors by @tamrabonvillain.bsky.social big thanks to Nick Pitarra, Kevin Smith and Eric Carrasco for the invite!
It’s Bizarro! He’s at the top of a little step pyramid, holding up a cube-shaped world, 
like a combination of Atlas and Shuu from Fist of the North Star.
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Absolute Wonder Woman 24 comps! Colors by @rebervision.bsky.social
It’s Wonder Woman holding her big sword! And she’s really pissed off, presumably because her helmet was cracked in half!
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Whoa, 2000AD prog 2500 is out now? But I just did a cover for prog 2000 a mere… DECADE ago?!? Gahhhh!!
It’s Dreddy sitting on a 2000 made out of stone. Homage to a similar McMahon piece where he was sitting on the word CRIME.
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Path of Most Resistance!
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Does he think “trade” means it’s like trading baseball cards? Like we’re sending Canada our Mickey Mantels and they’re sending us their Andy van Slykes? (These are the only two baseball players I could think of)
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The CD Cenobite is now opening for Ed Sheeran.
It’s the CD Cenobite. Hs got a bunch of CDs stuck in his head. He is bad and dumb.
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA. Learned a lot, watching this.
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Via FB: Rick Veitch has finished the artwok on True Man The Maximortal #4! Shooting for a November release!!
It's Doctor Blasphemy from Brat Pack!
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This makes more sense to me than force blasts but less sense than lasers.
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
GHOST HOUSE I’m not sure I would say this game is “good,” but I really love it. Has music and SFX that play in my head on a regular basis. Dracula gets diabolically difficult towards the ends in a way that I found very stressful and terrifying.
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Berserk is rated G? Sweet! Gonna hand this right over to the kiddos.
The Berserk HC volume 4. The library sticker has a big G on it.
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Random Dangling Mystery @sidslang.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
This is my vote for the most classic 9/11 tweet
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Valerie A. Traina @v3ndettaval.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
YOU MUST READ THIS by journalist and author Sarah Kendzior‼️🤬😱👇
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Crazy that this story seems to have evaporated after a week and a half.
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Can the characters in Star Wars hear the pew pews and wooshes in space? Or is that just for the benefit of the audience?
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@mckelvie.bsky.social now you have to look at it too
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
People seem really mad that the video game looks like a video game.
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
New Bulletproof Coffin!!!! www.comicsbeat.com/exclusive-pr...
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m rereading Pretty Violent by @derekdraws.bsky.social and this panel continues to bother me. SO gross!
A big monster baboon smashes a guy into the ground. His skull shatters like sugar glass and his brains shoot out through his forehead. Disgusting! Why do people read this garbage? Mt grandmother was right!
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Was looking up cliffs to jump off at the local lake and came across this absolute nightmare.
Not to be doom and gloom but I grew up right down the road, and kids, adults that jumped were either arrested or passed away. I cannot count how many times there were boats to recover bodies that had not come up from jumping due to the rebar at the bottom. I would highly advise against it.
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Ro-booooo!-t Monkey Pants @robotmonkypants.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
For Halloween, i got a job making plastic Draculas. Gotta hurry because there's limited time before the holiday and they only hired two of us. I have to make every second Count
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This Onion article absolutely haunted me. IIRC, it came out when I was in the middle of drawing my first ever paid comics gig. Kolchak: Tales of the Night Stalker #3. I made just enough on it to pay the rent that month! theonion.com/day-job-offi...
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Day Job Officially Becomes Job
HILLSBORO, OR—Another human dream was crushed by the uncompromising forces of reality Monday, when the restaurant day job of 29-year-old former aspiring cartoonist Mark Seversen officially became his ...
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This Onion article absolutely haunted me. IIRC, it came out when I was in the middle of drawing my first ever paid comics gig. Kolchak: Tales of the Night Stalker #3. I made just enough on it to pay the rent that month! theonion.com/day-job-offi...
theonion.com
Day Job Officially Becomes Job
HILLSBORO, OR—Another human dream was crushed by the uncompromising forces of reality Monday, when the restaurant day job of 29-year-old former aspiring cartoonist Mark Seversen officially became his ...
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Hello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
I was about to do a comic discourse Have this instead
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 04/09/2026
Amazon's payola isn't about radio play - it's about *search*. When you search Amazon, the top results do not represent Amazon's best guess about what product will best match your query: rather, Amazon *auctions off* those top results to its platform sellers. 22/
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
34 years later, my sense of wordplay remains sadly intact.
Guerilla Gorilla! He’s holding a big stupid gun!
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Here’s a Zartan I drew when I was a wee one. Who is in Destro’s cage? Was I drawing stuff from a specific episode?
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Kate Murtagh — who was ‘Libby’ the waitress on the cover of Supertramp's “Breakfast in America” (1979) — in 2010 aged 90. She left us aged 96 in 2017.
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PJ Holden @pauljholden.com · 02/09/2026
I mean, I guess I must know that baby scallops exist, but I was honestly not prepared...
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A note re Warren Ellis: I've seen the narrative floating around that the process of transformative justice between Warren and SoManyOfUs fell apart for reasons outside of Warren's control, sometimes with an implication that these reasons were on the side of SMOU. This is not true.
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
SluggoGoGo
It's Sluggo's head photoshopped onto Speed Racer's body. Did I replace the M on the helmet with an S? You're goddamned right I did!
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If you see this, post a semi-obscure #StarTrek
It’s a frame from Daicon III with a bunch of anime missile and explosions around the Enterprise.
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A belated RIP to the Sit and Be Fit lady, Mary Ann Wilson!
Wait a minute! She’s standing!
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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I guess the subjunctive must be in level 2
It’s the cover of Ranger Rick’s ‘I Wish I Was an Orca.’

I wish I were someone who didn’t remember high school English. I’d be much happier!
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Hunger Dogs yucking it up that Mad Harriet got Virman Vundabar deported.
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Rrrrr I’m gonna have to take this goddamn thing apart.
Epson ink nozzle check. The left cyan bars are fucked.
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