Jon Green @jonmgreen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Last week we exacerbated the problem, by letting him ride the tractor with his Granda over in N. Ireland. 100
Jon Green @jonmgreen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026He’s moved off Boyton lately, after a ton of it early in the year. Recently it’s been a lot of “The Little Excavator” and “Tractor Ted.” I do not understand the tiny toddler fascination with big machines… 100
Jon Green @jonmgreen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026So I sat down to work on my 2027 reading list, just to jot down a few things I wanted to make sure I got to; and I somehow have mapped out what I’m going to read for the entire year. So far a lot of medieval lit, early 20th century SFF, and books I used Sparknotes for in Highschool. 131
Jon Green @jonmgreen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026When I read the “15 years in marketing” bit in the acknowledgment, everything suddenly made a lot of sense.static.klipy.comSteve Tefft: Now You Understand My PainAlt: Steve Tefft: Now You Understand My Pain 110
Jon Green @jonmgreen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’ve been reading “Startup Hell” by @caitlinrozakis.bsky.social , and the satire of corporate nonsense is razor sharp. I regularly would laugh, then sigh and look around my office, depressed.static.klipy.comGizelle Bryant: Too Close For Comfort (RHOP)Alt: Gizelle Bryant: Too Close For Comfort (RHOP) 2111
Reposted by Jon Greentoilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 191114433116
Reposted by Jon GreenBart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves. 10381712846
Reposted by Jon GreenStephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026What I love about the people answering “negative” is they are basically saying “the last thousand years? I don’t care for them”. 1691028130
Jon Green @jonmgreen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Apparently the full current title is: “Major General Sir Nils Olav, Baron of the Bouvet Islands” 210
Jon Green @jonmgreen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Every time I tell someone about Sir Nils Olaf, they call me a liar. 110
Reposted by Jon GreenJennifer Adcock @jenkatwrites.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"robin hood is the worst victim of the surf dracula phenomenon" is a thing I can say that a non-zero number of you will understand 292
Jon Green @jonmgreen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I saw that, and it was an absolute delight watching everyone come together to tell him what a moron he was. 120
Reposted by Jon GreenDR LUKANSTEIN'S MONSTER ⚧️ @beastcutter.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Wise words from my pal Danni 4555161
Jon Green @jonmgreen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026(Rant almost over), this includes the NPC telling you about the ability you just got, IMMEDIATELY AFTER you saw a text pop up explaining the ability you just got. Or telling me I should go explore X, when I’m actively doing that! /Rant. 000
Jon Green @jonmgreen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026It’s just so frustrating, because parts of the game are absolutely amazing. And even the parts that don’t work, I see what they were going for. But the companion(s) are bad enough that I almost didn’t want to finish the game. They didn’t even give a “talk less” toggle. This must have come up in QA 100
Jon Green @jonmgreen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I know that so many others have already said it, but I’m still baffled that in #Metroid Prime 4, a series about isolation and exploration, they decided it would be good to give a companion who tells you where to go and Will. Not. Shut. Up. Absolutely baffling choice #Prime4 100
Reposted by Jon GreenJon Green Books @jonmgreenbooks.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I know that Homer was trying to make him sound awesome and impressive, but I’m just picturing this guy as a D-tier megaman villain. #TheIliad #Megaman #Iliad 002
Reposted by Jon GreenIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026Judge not, lest someone remind you that you like Warhammer 40k 415811
Reposted by Jon GreenPossum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 10/08/2026just looked up where this Le Guin quote came from, and got a truly fantastic reveal 241810510
Reposted by Jon Greenlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi 154128903256
Jon Green @jonmgreen.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Small house cons like this are amazing. I’d agree that 18-25 is the perfect count for attendees. We typically rent a big holiday house out in the highlands or lowlands for this, and split meal duties. 030
Reposted by Jon GreenNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Did you know? The large plant creature you fight in Metroid: Fusion is named "Johnathan", but it's never mentioned by this name in-game as the developers didn't wanna bother labeling it. 719341
Reposted by Jon GreenStan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Our long, national nightmare is nearly over: the “World Cup”* ends on Sunday. Then we’ll get our country back (finally). * Latest Fad @theonion.com 141145175
Jon Green @jonmgreen.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I’ve seen this happen with other cons. They go to the con and demo the game, and after people play it, you point them to the sign with the QR code. GenCon serves as a way to get your game in front of thousands of people who may not otherwise see it. 110
Reposted by Jon GreenSean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma. 845222213628
Reposted by Jon GreenZac Thompson @zacthompson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Pictures from a friend of mine who works on a crab-fishing boat off the coast of Newfoundland. I love the nightmare crab door. 1604419941
Reposted by Jon GreenCharles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE 126182366487
Jon Green @jonmgreen.bsky.social · 24/06/2026It doesn’t start until hours after I would make the bail/no bail call :D 000
Jon Green @jonmgreen.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I’m torn. On the one hand, I don’t care about football/soccer, and I desperately want to get some sleep. On the other, this may be the only time in my adult life Scotland is in the World Cup, so it’s worthwhile to find a pub and watch an 11pm match. 110
Reposted by Jon GreenMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I can't believe I used to think that people my age were adults. 14431162
Reposted by Jon GreenAdam P Knave @adampknave.com · 24/06/2026“Onward and awkward!” “Isn’t it onward and upward?” “Have you met us?” “…Onward and awkward!” 24911
Jon Green @jonmgreen.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I’ve had people message me on the side to tell me to turn off my camera in a meeting because I was rolling my eyes too much. 030
Jon Green @jonmgreen.bsky.social · 22/06/2026A very mysterious mystery where that could have come from… 100
Jon Green @jonmgreen.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Every time I read an Ursula Le Guin book, I come to the uncomfortable realization that I’m not smart enough. Still great books, but makes me feel like I need to take a class on this, because I can tell there’s so much I’m missing. 130
Jon Green @jonmgreen.bsky.social · 22/06/2026My assumption is that you just looked at him in pride, knowing that he has joined the greatest of PC gaming traditions. (Also mention L4D)static.klipy.comWolf of Wall Street: One Of Us! DiCaprio, HillAlt: Wolf of Wall Street: One Of Us! DiCaprio, Hill 110
Reposted by Jon GreenPatrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 13/06/2026This is the World Cup content I'm here for. 8683821698
Jon Green @jonmgreen.bsky.social · 11/06/2026“Planned Obsolescence” is usually the term, where things are designed to get worse over time to force upgrades & purchases of the latest & greatest. 010
Reposted by Jon GreenRyan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 29/05/2026Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image. 21974122069
Jon Green @jonmgreen.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Also, the middle aged / Middle Ages thing wasn’t a pun; I’m just getting old. If I’d meant it as a pun, it would have been better. (Narrator: No it would not have.) 000
Jon Green @jonmgreen.bsky.social · 23/05/2026(I really do recommend the episode, because I guarantee you will not see what they’re building up to. It really is brilliant.) pca.st/episode/17b9...pca.stHow medieval scribes invented fontsAnd how Hitler made them illegal! 100
Jon Green @jonmgreen.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I now know that I’m a middle aged nerd, because I was listening to the @weirdmedieval.bsky.social episode about font development in the Middle Ages, and thought repeatedly “this is so interesting, I’ve got to tell people about this!” 111
Jon Green @jonmgreen.bsky.social · 19/05/2026A reminder that after the success of the teddy bear, President William Taft tried to make his own animal mascot called “Billy Possum” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_P...en.wikipedia.orgBilly Possum - Wikipedia 152
Jon Green @jonmgreen.bsky.social · 09/05/2026How are you liking #Daggerheart as a campaign system? I haven’t decided if I only want to use it for oneshots, or if I think it will work for a longer campaign 100
Reposted by Jon GreenChris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 18/04/2026They're cowards for not doing this. 423802763
Reposted by Jon GreenDavid F. Sandberg @ponysmasher.social · 14/04/2026I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment… 361134592357
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
![@KyleTrainEmoji
PICARD: Data, shields up
DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage
we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just
prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy.
[camera shakes]
WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS
DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to
raise shields, and I didn't](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreiebbdgef7nsycl44muv2c2eqmeh4elzzqy2ocltchfebfnddikgki)
