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Local lunatic. Cloud Beacon: cloud-beacon-55a40.firebaseapp.com/… He/Him/They

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
CARTOON OF THE DAY (if you know who made this let us know)
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
He laid down that boogie and played that funky music til he died...
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
if I do not say something stupid on the internet this morning my head is going to explode no this is not dramatic
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💀🐺🌱ArtofMaquenda🍄🩸 @artofmaquenda.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Friends of Change The light is doing me good ☀️ #art #animalart #fox #traditionalart
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Kelli Marshall @kellimarshall.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Screenshot from game Oregon Trail with the text “you have died of diarrhea lettuce.“
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Rajiv Moté @rajivmote.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The dog takes a crap, walks a distance away, then kicks up dirt with his hind legs in a different direction, an enactment of an ancestral ritual he neither understands nor thinks about.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The odds of being slapped by a random turtle in the middle of the ocean are low, but never zero. Original post
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Before you block me, I just wanted you to know that I believe in you.
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MadameNostalgic✨Tanya @madamenostalgic.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I love when people quote reply to bullshit news with just "Oh, fuck off" or something similar. Seriously. It makes me giggle. So succinct.
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Oh, Fuck Off - Man's Reaction
ALT: Oh, Fuck Off - Man's Reaction
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 02/07/2026
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BiblicallyAccurateMoth @bibleaccuratemoth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If you haven't seen Supergirl, I have never related to a scene in a movie more right now than when she flies to space so that she can scream into the nothingness of the universe.
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I-75 Scientist @flscitriguy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
“Give your cat gabapentin so they calm during the vet visit.” My dearest, how the hell am I supposed to be the one to tame the vicious beast to give it
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I'm like if the phrase, "are you mad at me?" were a person
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Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Big brother made sure to give his sister the ball, thrown by her favorite player (Jake Mangum of the Bucs). She was wearing his jersey at the time and Jake said it was the first time he saw his jersey in the wild.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
THE JAPANESE TRAIN STATION THAT REMAINED OPEN FOR A SINGLE STUDENT Japan's railway company kept the Kyu-Shirataki station open and adjusted train schedules exclusively for a single high school student until her graduation in 2016.
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Niall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
She was hit by a truck and that could have been the end for this senior girl. Just look how Airbus is now ❤️
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Edward the Movie Buff 🎞🎬🎥📽 @midgetmoxie.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The Thing (1982) Director: John Carpenter
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
#AGoodPlace
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
An amazing looking supercell thunderstorm captured by photographer Brett Wright (@brettwrightphoto). This clip was shot near Sidney, Nebraska, on June 7, 2026. Supercells are powerful, rotating thunderstorms known for producing severe weather, incl. tornadoes, large hail & strong winds. #weather
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Please keep them in mind….Vets and Pets.
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Evil Dead News @evildeadnews.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
@PhillyUnnamed: "We have a limited number of FREE tickets to an advanced screening of Warner Bros. Pictures' EVIL DEAD BURN on Tuesday, June 30 at AMC Fashion District 8. Screening at 8pm. Make sure to arrive early." wbtickets.com/PUFFEvil @evildead-hifi.bsky.social
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VaGyver @vagyver.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Someone asked if I would have sex with my ex. I replied that, if I ever want to relive that experience, I simply shutdown my vibrator just before I'm about to get off.
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Chelsea @chelseabigbang.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Man they do not tell you how losing a little dog is going to suck the life right out of you
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Little Luna Empath @soberempath.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
“You think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read. It was books that taught me that the things that tormented me most were the very things that connected me with all the people who were alive, who had ever been alive.” ― James Baldwin
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Glitch @jonknutton.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Give it a knock, maybe there's something valuable behind it.
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Art & Nature @capecodfairytales.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
#Poetry #Painting #Summer It is morning, and again I am the lucky person to be in it - Mary Oliver 🎨 Kaoru Yamada
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Had the weirdest dream and I only remember the end. Post apocalypse. Josh Hartnett was trying to pull out my teeth because I killed his cult leader. I was like “you’ll have to catch me first!” And then I detonated a nuke.
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Steve Brusatte @stevebrusatte.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This is a beautiful new book from Matthew Myerscough. A memoir-travelogue-adventure story that will connect with anyone (like me) who has that strange urge to dig in the ground and crack open rocks in the hope that ancient petrified life might be inside...
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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I was never allowed to invent anything when I was a kid. My dad was always telling me not to get any bright ideas.
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I don’t understand hurting people who have nothing.
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spider76.bsky.social @spider76.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I just want a little less suffering for most people, hopefully including me
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!
ⓘ Removed by Arthur
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Stace RN Resists 📎💙 OR @stacernresists.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Thinking of Stephen Miller…
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Ground News @groundnews.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Researchers estimated the networks store a mass of carbon equal to about five times the mass of all living humans.⁠ ground.news/article/eart...
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 02/06/2026
this is my kind of company motto right here
18 wheeler with one back door open splitting the company’s tagline into “if we can’t / we won’t“
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 06/06/2026
Give me the most 80s song you can think of
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Adam & The Ants - Stand And Deliver (Video)
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Titania @titaniasrealm.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Night Hunter by Vitali Skvorkin
Artwork depicting a black cat  holding a demon by its tail in its mouth as if it were a mouse.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The 1518 Strasbourg dancing plague forced hundreds of people to dance uncontrollably until collapse or death, a historical enigma blamed on mass hysteria or food poisoning.
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Jewish Voice for Peace @jvp.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
On this day in 2024, the Israeli military burned Palestinians alive in a displacement camp in Tel al-Sultan, Rafah, during the weekend of Lag B’Omer — a holiday when Jews traditionally gather around bonfires.
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Lisa @tuexplorer1.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Inopiniteuthis. Love the ripples at the end @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 925 #Doldrums #MarineLife
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Prof. Eliot Jacobson @climatecasino.net · 25/05/2026
Widespread all-time high May temperatures are currently spanning most of Europe. The best is yet to come. "A wait 'til the warm-up's underway Wait 'til our lips have met Wait 'til you see that sunshine day You ain't seen nothing yet!"
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Glitch @jonknutton.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The groan was when they realised they're gonna have to tap out of this one.
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Glitch @jonknutton.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I can't. Sorry
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 18/03/2026
He dropped the bar of bars when he pointed out that his children having guns pointed at them isn’t supposed to matter in these proceedings because they don’t see him as a human being.
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