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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 14h

I scared the shit out of my cat and made him jump 3 feet in the air from busting out laughing at this.

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

No, dude. You’re not smart. You’re just evil. Profiting becasue you don’t have a fucking conscious in ways that ONLY help you is not clever. It’s just fucking evil. Its lazy. You did things the easy way not having to care about the consequences because you’re just evil.

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Punxatawny Jill came out of her hole to talk shit about Democrats. Must be 45 days until an election.

Dr. Jill Stein
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If you had high hopes for Democratic Party reform, you may want to reset your expectations.
PS. Stop drinking the cool aid.
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My job here is done.
But you didn't do anything.

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I wrote and deleted about a dozen drafts commenting on what I wish would happen to men like this, and in the end I’m just disgusted, exhausted, and depressed that these people have power, and that there seems to be nothing we can do about it because a chunk of our country is filled with morons.

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

They really wheeled Mitch McConnell out like

The Rigor Tortoise got rolled out in a wheel chair like a desiccated worm.

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Our whole fantasy football league showed up at our local bar to watch the game and it’s not working on ANY of the TVs. This is wild.

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Gonna be honest, I am fed up with with people saying a moment where they harmed others was the worst day of of THEIR life. Not the victim’s life. Theirs. And how it harmed them to be confronted for their bad behavior. Good, you pieces of shit. I hope you fucking suffer. ‘Cause you’re not sorry.

Emmett Initiative @emmett.click • 7h
Alison, if you want to talk about that I'm happy to do so.
I have done everything I can to make a discussion possible. I have apologized countless times. That's not why I deleted the discord.
That entire situation sent me into therapy, and I am still working through it.
Emmett Initiative @emmett.click • 6h
It was one of the worst days of my entire life. I was never angry at anyone; I was deeply, deeply hurt and I didn't have good ways to express that. I was wrong and I made mistakes.
I remain focused on the work and not making the same mistakes again.

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

He really just said, ‘Let me help you meet that actual malice standard when you sue me for defamation.’

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Well, shit. So much for trying to shed this stupid accent, for all the good it apparently did me.

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

John Grisham is an apologist for white dudes convicted of CSAM?!?? Holy yikes, Batman. www.bbc.com/news/world-u...

Mr Grisham said a "good buddy" of his had been jailed for three years for looking at images of children
Author John Grisham has criticised the US justice system for handing down "harsh" prison sentences to those viewing indecent images of children.
The American said some of those jailed had probably had too much to drink and should have faced lesser punishments.

'Gone crazy'
He focused his anger on the length of
imprisonment imposed on offenders who download images of children being sexually abused.
He said a "good buddy" of his had been imprisoned for three years for viewing images of children on a website labelled sixteen-year-old wannabe hookers when his drinking was out of control.
We have prisons now filled with guys my age.
Sixty-year-old white men in prison who've never harmed anybody, would never touch a child," he told the Telegraph.
But they got online one night and started surfing around, probably had too much to drink or whatever, and pushed the wrong buttons, went too far and got into child porn."
US judges had "gone crazy" during the last 30 years, he added.
iI have no sympathy for real paedophiles. God, please lock those people up. But so many of these guys do not deserve harsh prison sentences, and that's what they're getting."

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry was such a phenomenal character actor. Legend and Clue are two of my favorite films of all time, and Rocky Horror is classic. We’re losing so many of the greats.

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

How is that a kind giving soul like Dolly Parton has been lost and that hateful orange fuck still plagues the world???

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Boy moms are never beating the allegations. Psychotic boyfriend murdered his girlfriend when they discussed breaking up before she headed off to college, and his mom helped him cover it up. He allegedly told his mom that demons told him to kill her. www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/n...

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Boyfriend stabs PennWest California student to death, recruits mom to help dispose of body, police say

Karoline Heintz was killed by Royce Moser, her boyfriend, in Washington County, Pennsylvania, authorities said.

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Doing my best to not assume I’m being called a liar because I’m a girl talking about Magic Cards. But you all are making it really damn hard. We know what we paid for our packs. Jesus fucking Christ.

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Oh shit! Cracking open our 2 Magic the Gathering’s Hobbit Collectors boosters and we pulled this…

ENCHANTMENT
J.R.R. TOLKIEN
GLEAMING SPLENDOR
Whenever an opponent draws their second card each turn, you create a Treasure token.
Two target players each draw a card.

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Am I crazy or is this diabolical? He pretended to not be going in the trip, made his daughter cry, made his wife have to manage their two kids alone, while he got to enjoy his flight in peace and then he’s a hero when he shows up? Make it make sense to me.

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

My new shirt to help support my home state in their harassment of Senator Mitch McConnell who has been MIA for two months now.

Soft blue crew neck T-shirt from the Kentucky Shop that says “Where’s Mitch?”

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Witcher 3. It had so many glitches that at times it was unplayable. And while I expected some misogyny, it was insanely uncomfortable to be a woman playing that game at times. And I didn’t enjoy the combat in general. Also, the fans of the game helped cement me never going back to it.

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Karoline Leavitt just resigned as White House Press Secretary?!?

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I was away from home for over a year during my deployment to Iraq, I’m not sure how different deployments are when you’re isolated on an aircraft carrier, but if you have multiple people trying to jump after 8 months, that’s a bad fucking sign. www.militarytimes.com/news/your-mi...

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Multiple USS Abraham Lincoln sailors have tried to go overboard amid extended deployment, families say

Multiple sailors aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln have attempted to go overboard as the carrier's deployment stretches into its ninth month.

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Hoggle didn’t deserve that. 😂

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

My boyfriend is fascinated everytime I interact with a woman in public and one of us compliments the other’s outfit, because there are always two things that we instantly and proudly divulge to each other, every single time, without fail: 1) That it was on sale. 2) That whatever it is has pockets.

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I saw Spider-Man: Brand New Day and The Odyssey in the last month. Loved them both. Project Hail Mary is still my personal Movie of the Year. I saw it in IMAX and have watched it an insane number of times since I bought it. So many good movies this year. I can’t wait for the Academy Awards.

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The Oscars: Iconic Academy Awards Logo and Statue

ALT: The Oscars: Iconic Academy Awards Logo and Statue

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

This meme happened live the other day.

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

There are certain people who should be banned from movie theaters altogether. If you cannot sit in your seat and shut the fuck up for two hours, you shouldn’t be there. I should not have to look at you and say “Can you fucking not?!?” After the 4th time of you slurping your empty drink loudly.

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

The 2026 scriptwriters are writing the most obvious plot twists this year.

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Justice Department drops criminal case against ex-Olympian charged with damaging Reflecting Pool
The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool is seen from the Washington Monument, Friday, July 31, 2026, in Washington. (AP Photo/Mark Schiefelbein)
BY ERIC TUCKER
Updated 06:54 PM EDT, July 31, 2026

Government lawyers said in a 20-page court filing that additional documents provided by the Interior Department since the indictment of David Hearn show that the damage was the result of a botched installation by a contractor as well asithe rush to complete the project prior to events associated with the America 250 celebration in the weeks surrounding Independence Day 2026. In addition, a recent visual inspection revealed damage throughout the pool, including in the middle - where prosecutors say a vandal would not likely attempt to peel the lining.
¿Given all of this newly discovered information, it is difficult to attribute the widespread damage to the Reflecting Pool to vandalism, let alone to establish that fact beyond a reasonable doubt," said the filing from U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro.
Hearn's lawyers said in a statement that the case against him should never have been brought.

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Non Fungible Trials Of Osiris @wqsaves.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Very funny that the right hates the odyssey because it’s too ethnic and not because every character turns directly to the screen and says “I am an allegory for <insert republican> and I am destroying the country>”

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Rumors swirling that President Trump is planning to announce that Georgia's two senators, Jon Ossoff and Raphael Warnock, are illegitimate because of fraud, and election interference. He’s casting doubt so he can steal elections, or just flat out not have them. He’s so fucking scared.

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Lady Gaga as Patrizia Reggiani: Time To Take Out The Trash

ALT: Lady Gaga as Patrizia Reggiani: Time To Take Out The Trash

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

It’s been 10 years since 2016. Mitch McConnell. Now Lindsey Graham. I see those ⛥crossroad⛥ deals are coming due.

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Crowley's Long List in Supernatural

ALT: Crowley's Long List in Supernatural

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Why are people letting their kids run buck wild in public with zero manners now? Went to the aquarium and was run into by dozens of kids. Sat down on a bench to wait for the people in our group who were still looking at an exhibit and got kicked in the spine by some kid doing flips over the bench.

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

If we win these midterms, and manage to take back the White House in 2028, I cannot wait to see how much corruption, fraud and theft of taxpayer dollars they uncover. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

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Trump fires last members of election commission, inciting fears of midterm ‘chaos’

Bipartisan Election Assistance Commission maintains mail-voter registration form, among other duties

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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 09/07/2026

So. Elizabeth runs into Canonically Sexy Colonel Fitzwilliam on a little jaunt. Delightful! They have a little kiki, a little teehee, BUT THEN he drops the accidental bomb that Darcy was bragging about how he saved his friend from an awful marriage with a girl he was hanging out with last summer—

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I just came in midway and am watching this person react to reading Pride & Prejudice for this first time like:

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Demonhunters Kpop

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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 10/07/2026

I am SO TORN between GET HIS ASS and GIRL JUMP HIS FUSSY, TACITURN BONES

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Scott Jennings: “I spoke with Mitch Mcconnell on the phone for 20 minutes.” Yeah. Sure you did, bud.

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Woody's Buzz Lightyear Arm Prank

ALT: Woody's Buzz Lightyear Arm Prank

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Elon thinks Tom Holland, the historian, is Tom Holland who is married to Zendaya, and plays Spider-Man. I’m dead. 💀

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Very unexpected turn of events. Who could have seen this coming?

Non Fungible Trials Of... @wqsaves... • 14d
Let me tell you what you're going to see for the next four/five months: if we're lucky, every other week, a bad story is going to come out about Platner. They're going to start like they are now: bad boyfriend, light abuse, lying, cheating, some contemporaneous documentation. that kind of thing.
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Non Fungible Trials Of... @wqsaves... • 14d
The stories are going to get worse. They are going to be more violent, more duplicitous. The receipts are going to get more and more concrete. In October, something really, really bad is going to drop.
Every week, his polling average will look worse. Probably not a lot, but worse.
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mark-up.bsky.social @mark-up.bs... • 14d
Wow what a cynical pessimist you seem to be. Let's see shall we?
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Non Fungible Trials Of... @wqsaves... • 14d
I prefer "not a complete fucking dope" There are only two variables to look at: why has Collins done what she has done, and what can Platner do about it.
Everything else is cope.
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Non Fungible Trials Of Osiris @wqsaves.bsky.social
oh gee who could have guessed
www.politico.com/news/2026/07...
Woman who dated Graham Platner says he sexually assaulted her
The Maine Democrat denied the allegations and said, "Any accusation of non-consensual behavior is categorically untrue."
© www.politico.com
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Platner Senate campaign taking 'time to reflect' on path forward after sexual assault allegation
PUBLISHED MON, JUL 6 2026 3:51 PM EDT
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• Democratic Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner on Monday said he's taking "time to reflect" on his campaign's path forward after a woman accused him of sexually assaulting her in 2021.

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I choked on my drink reading this.

case.murphy 10h
Was Erika Kirk wondering what everyone was mourning last night with all the fireworks?

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

it's been going on way too long too

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Haven’t heard the speech yet, but while watching fireworks tonight some weirdo right behind us was talking about it and was telling the woman with him, “I bet this will be his Gettysburg.” And I laughed so hard I spit my drink out.

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Happy 4th of July weekend everyone!

Radley Balko
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I like it when you criticize something Trump did on here and a European person is like,
"Why aren't you doing anything about it?"
Well, I write and report about it every day.
I guess I'm supposed to take up arms?
Problem with that is, my being dead would make it difficult to keep writing about it.
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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social • 19h
When I made a post about other veterans like myself who oppose Trump, I was literally bombarded with dozens of people who told me that I should assassinate Trump myself or kill myself, otherwise nothing I stood for mattered. So. Yeah.
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I am Sofa King @jimaccostya.bsky.s... • 10h
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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social
Meaning fucking what?
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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Air Force maj protesting peacefully in uniform without a sitting member of Congress present gets arrested. But the horde of treasonweasles who broke in, caused $2.7M in property damage, and injury were pardoned and almost given $1.8 BILLION. #Impeachconvictremove! - A veteran. Enjoy the alt text.

Imagine throwing away your career, your reputation, and in some cases your freedom because a reality TV host told you the election fairy stole his pacifier. The “patriots” who thought waving enough flags would somehow convert federal felonies into civic duty.

Trump supporters gather outside the Capitol as smoke fills the air during the January 6 attack. Nothing says “defending democracy” quite like trying to stop democracy from functioning.

Yeah, buds. Nothing screams “respect for American institutions” quite like free climbing the U.S. Capitol because a tangerine colored parasite is having a toddler tantrum.

A pack of treasonweasels scaling the Capitol walls after apparently mistaking federal crimes for patriotism.

A crowd of Trump supporters clashes with police at the Capitol barricades on January 6. Funny how “Back the Blue” suddenly became conditional. Treasonweasels attacking the very police they claimed to “back” while trying to stop Congress from certifying the election. Literally the type of people who will jump off a cliff if someone told them too.

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

If you haven't seen Supergirl, I have never related to a scene in a movie more right now than when she flies to space so that she can scream into the nothingness of the universe.

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

The Thunder Over Louisville fireworks show (60,000 shells) takes nearly a week of on-site logistical and technical prep, while the overarching event takes nearly a full year of coordination. This is the first time I’m even hearing about this thing that’s supposedly over 14 times larger than that?

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Kenan Thompson: That's Very Dangerous

ALT: Kenan Thompson: That's Very Dangerous

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

What is the dumbest way you’ve died in a video game? I’ll tell you my top 3, but I’m curious if anyone has some hilariously dumb video game deaths.

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

An answer to the question about would politeness have worked for rude people at movies. Friend of ours apparently had a couple on their phones through the whole movie Tuesday, when he asked politely for them to put them away they sniped at him and pulled their phones out again. (Just wait😂) 1/3

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Supergirl was fantastic! Milly Alcock as Kara was actually really charming. Jason Mamoa as Lobo was hilarious. Love that they went in this direction with her story to really differentiate her and Clark. No, we did not go to a theater with the wild cups everyone is posing inappropriately with. 😂

The Supergirl collector’s cup. A cup designed to look like Supergirl’s outfit. Her trademark Kryptonian super suit and long brown coat… but when you look at it from the back, it looks a tan, veiny… you get the point.

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