Reposted by Jonathandan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 56102622291
Reposted by JonathanAngie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 18hI don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1 27287722120
Reposted by JonathanSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026related to this: please for the love of God do not appoint another Republican as FBI director 718819
Jonathan @jonathankessel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Watching the Jack Smith hearing, and it turns out Darlene Graham is actually an above replacement level Republican senator (extremely derogatory) 030
Reposted by JonathanMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 25/09/2026Tonight begins the Jewish harvest festival of Sukkot. May a sukkat shalom — a shelter of peace — spread over our city. To all celebrating: Gut Yontif and Chag Sukkot Sameach! 9976371089
Reposted by Jonathanlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points 646089990
Reposted by JonathanNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Minnesota is a shit hole that I’m embarrassed to live in. Here’s why Minnesotans should make me their next senator. by Michele Tafoya 211013145
Reposted by JonathanEd Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026With @peggyflanagan.bsky.social and the wave of progressive candidates building across the country, we are going to secure a bigger, brighter future for all. Show up to the polls. Organize. Do everything you can to send our movement to the Senate this November. 1310026
Reposted by JonathanMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 21/09/2026"I ate some Skittles I found lying around while cooking, but there were zero food ingredients in them. I checked. So it was like eating air." buff.ly/D1rJmFGbuff.lyA Conversation Between Two People on Yom Kippur Who Definitely FastedA: Nothing other than plain water for me too. And a little bit of coffee. B: Of course, coffee doesn’t count. Wouldn’t want a headache. Our people have suffe... 1468
Reposted by Jonathan🍁 Levi Kornelsen @levikornelsen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Reacher (book) kills white supremacists (fictional), but Reacher (streaming) hasn't yet despite Alan Ritchson (Reacher (streaming)) wanting to because of studio fear of white supremacists (actual, government). 132156541
Reposted by JonathanHennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty @hennepinatty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty statement on Christian Castro: 151045244
Reposted by Jonathancait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go 124145112813
Reposted by JonathanStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/09/2026My character thirty minutes after setting foot in Hellfire Peninsula 1737848
Reposted by JonathanPeeved Professor aka Ann Tifa @peevedccprof.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Look, everyone is entitled to celebrate in their own way. Don’t judge. 1115646
Reposted by JonathanLt. Governor Peggy Flanagan @ltgovflanagan.mn.gov · 11/09/2026Shana Tovah to our family, friends, and neighbors celebrating Rosh Hashanah. Wishing everyone a happy, healthy, and peaceful new year! 14010
Reposted by JonathanAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Tonight marks the beginning of Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year. Wishing peace, hope, happiness, and health to all who celebrate in Michigan. Shana Tova! 8159721237
Reposted by JonathanMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11/09/2026Shanah Tovah, New York! Wishing all Jewish New Yorkers celebrating a sweet, joyful and meaningful Rosh Hashanah. Here’s to a new year filled with health, happiness and blessings (and yes, even another Knicks championship). 290188523255
Reposted by JonathanJoaquin Castro @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Today I reunited with Liam Conejo Ramos and his father Adrian at his school, Valley View Elementary in Minnesota. The last time I was with them, I was escorting them back home from the Dilley Trailer Prison. Liam's mom was 3 months pregnant at the time. Today, I met Liam's new brother. 9841171
Reposted by JonathanAdam Miller @ajm6792.bsky.social · 07/09/2026You have to give Demuth credit. It is beyond bold to run, in 2026, on a tax cut for rich people. 061
Reposted by JonathanJohn Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Someday I’m going to figure out where Shankar Vedantam hid that brain. 0333
Reposted by JonathanMan in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 04/09/2026Everyone on this web site is either trans or lives in Minnesota If you’re not trans, then congrats, your complimentary bus ticket, State Fair coupon book, salted nut roll and whistle are in the mail 2223
Reposted by JonathanSleeping with Celebrities @sleepwithcelebs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026How long would it take to tell you everything about how to punt one (1) football? For @chriswarcraft.bsky.social, at least an hour. Maybe more. Kick off, or punt off, the NFL season with a soothingly detailed walk through of giving the ball to the other team. maximumfun.org/episodes/sle... 4949
Reposted by JonathanShecky @shecky.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Still no takers. I don't *understand*, and it's killing me. LOOK AT THESE FACES. 21657544
Reposted by JonathanKaren Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 24/08/2026BREAKING: After the Washington Post fired me last year for speaking the truth in the wake of the Charlie Kirk killing, I fought back. And I'm happy to announce: I won my case against the Washington Post. They have been ordered to reinstate me immediately. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/b...nytimes.comWashington Post Ordered to Rehire Fired Columnist Karen AttiahAn arbitrator ordered the newspaper to reinstate Karen Attiah, who was fired after posting about “white men who espouse hatred and violence” following Charlie Kirk’s killing. 1194326356226
Reposted by JonathanJess Hanson @jesshansonmn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Join me in my work to promote the #PoliticsOfCare where we do the most good for the most people. Send me back to St Paul to keep up the fight against Big Tech, to help protect kids and women from sexual predators, and to help build a future we can be proud of. $10 or $1000 make a huge difference!secure.actblue.comDonate to our campaign today and invest in the #PoliticsOfCare!Join in the #PoliticsOfCare! Contribute an amount meaningful to you today >> 022
Reposted by JonathanTrans News Network @transnews.network · 21/08/2026"If trans people want a boycott of The New York Times, where's the call to do so?" Here is a declaration laying out how the NYT is a key driver of trans genocide, why boycotts work and why anyone who gives a damn about trans lives and rights must boycott The New York Times.transnews.networkBoycott The New York TimesFor years The New York Times has relentlessly pushed anti-trans propaganda, playing a significant role in the escalating genocide against us. It's far past time for a call to action: anyone who cares ... 3843122555
Reposted by JonathanEli Sherman @elitalksmpls.bsky.social · 19/08/2026A statement from the DFL Jewish Community in Support of Peggy Flanagan: 19621
Reposted by JonathanJohn Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Here's a video of that first new episode. It's just me talking and trying not to get emotionally overwhelmed. youtu.be/L8ZSOdD1scs?...youtu.beWelcome Back to The Hilarious World of Depression. Yes, It's a New Episode. In 2026.YouTube video by john moe 6485
Reposted by JonathanChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Roses are redde A goode gin ys Tanqueray Hath Nancy Mace Reade all of *Mrs. Dalloway*? 720523
Reposted by JonathanMitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Oh nooo guys we missed an important anniversary 30 years ago yesterday, @alyankovic.bsky.social visited the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota 16323
Reposted by JonathanMika Fae Queen of Night 🏳️⚧️ @msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026this has real "final video log on derelict space freighter" vibes 705568569
Reposted by Jonathan1st Minnesota Volunteers Stan Account @himdogson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026let me paint a picture for you. imagine angie craig is james longstreet's rebs streaming into the gap in the union line foolishly left by dan sickles the useless wastrel. now imagine peggy flanagan is the men of the first minnesota 825842
Reposted by JonathanKeith Ellison, Minnesota Attorney General @keithellison.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Time to turn up the ORGANIZING volume! 84 days to defeat the purveyors tax cuts for the super rich, to defeat Trump’s paramilitary immigration bullies, fight the historic corruption, to invest in homes and hospitals and not bombs and forever wars, and throw dark money out of our politics. #LFG 0387
Reposted by JonathanPeggy Flanagan @peggyflanagan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I am truly honored and humbled to be Minnesota’s Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate. Thank you, Minnesota – for everything. 15597161135
Reposted by JonathanIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 12/08/2026That sound you hear is Minnesota loudly saying FUCK ICE 152070284
Reposted by JonathanWilliam Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 11/08/2026youtu.be/pk_7shQenFEyoutu.beCowboy Junkies - Sweet Jane - Tonight Show 5/4/89 high quality stereoYouTube video by Cleveland Live Music 2849149
Reposted by JonathanRan Blekhman @blekhman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Huge faculty recruitment effort at the University of Chicago -- a division-wide, open-rank search looking to hire about 20 faculty across 5 research areas in biology. Come be our colleague! Full announcement: uchicago.app.box.com/s/ckih9zv3rj... 3222232
Reposted by JonathanRoss Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper 7264701572
Reposted by JonathanStella Biderman @stellaathena.bsky.social · 07/08/2026If you have more than even a passing interest in AI, watching this talk is more important than whatever it is you are currently doing. There’s a lot of cybersec jargon at times but I don’t think you need to know anything about security to understand what’s important. youtu.be/87DyyMV0kCYyoutu.beBlack Hat USA 2026: The 'Breaking' News: The OpenAI–Hugging Face IncidentYouTube video by Black Hat 27013
Reposted by JonathanKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The Senate is important, but state legislatures are just as big and, as the post notes, these races are a lot more effective use of your dollar. 27992290
Reposted by JonathanChris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 02/08/2026THINGS ALLOWED TO BE ANXIOUS WHEN THEY HAVE UNEXPRESSED THOUGHTS - infants - cocker spaniels - your buddy Craig who works at 7-11 and is high all the time THINGS NOT ALLOWED TO BE ANXIOUS - people who can launch nuclear weaponry 331534282
Reposted by JonathanFiona Taylor @fionataylor.bsky.social · 30/07/2026It’s been really challenging (for me) to write satire in a world where everything has been heightened beyond satire, but I wrote a piece! (Shout out to my girl @brookepreston.bsky.social for giving me helpful feedback on an early draft.) www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-f...mcsweeneys.netA Field Guide to Legacy Media Pundits in the United StatesThe Family Values Pundit (Divorcio moralisticus) HABITAT: New York Times bestseller list and a weekly column. DISTINCTIVE CALL: “As a man with a deeply unhap... 1299
Reposted by JonathanNew-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b 7778512571