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@mitchas.bsky.social
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 8h
Moose? You mean the Night Danger?
A yellow/orange road diamond road sign with a silhouette of a moose. There is a smaller rectangle sign below that just says "NIGHT DANGER"
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 12h
Extremely chill guy at the vet. Probably about a year old, already fixed. This guy has to be someone's pet. He's way too clean and friendly to be a true stray. Do I put up paper flyers like it's the 1900s? I've tried everything else
A very chill cat laying on the scale on a vet table with his left arm sort of stretched out.
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 14h
Shots day for Mr. Stray cat
A cat standing on the exam table in a vets office
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Michael Che's new special filmed at First Ave is called "Shot in Minnesota"
Screenshot of Michael Che instagram post announcing hood be special. Mirror selfie with text over it that says "Michael Che shot in Minneapolis October 13 Netflix"
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
seems like there are too many spiders this year
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
just saw a photo of my great grandpa for the first time and oh my god was he a bond villain?
A black and white photo of a fancy old bohemian man sitting in a chair. He has a black suit, and the look and arched eyebrows especially, of a bond villain
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Stray cat update: he's chillin. Still just living on our deck and sometimes in the garage. He'll move into a forever home in a little over a week. Before it gets cold
Cat sitting on a deck railing looking up at the sky (geese were flying over and honking)Cat in a driveway with 5 turkeys behind himCat laying on a bench with his head and lil paws sticking through the arm rest
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
heard a crazy sound outside but it was just a delivery guy gobbling at a bunch of turkeys
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Quick trip back to Madison yesterday for a funeral today but we took the scenic route home through the driftless region so it wasn't so bad.
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was 14 and won an ipad from this startup website. That turned into a simple data entry job where the guy would paypal me like $1,000 per week to enter products into his site. After a while he wanted to fully hire me but I ghosted instead of telling him I was 14 lol
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
stray cat yawned while sitting in a sun beam and the photo is intense
A cat sitting outside on a deck with a beam of sunlight perfectly hitting him as he does one of the biggest yawns you've ever seen
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this is good and he seems to be a little less strung out than his euphoria days www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC9S...
youtube.com
BOWIE BOX (in minnesota)
YouTube video by Dominic Fike
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
wait is the one minute tours guy back in MN or does he just have a backlog of Minnesota stuff he's posting?
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
hell yeah check out this local guy advertising on Facebook for his business where he will tell you what movies to watch
Screenshot of Facebook Sponsored post from Robert C

"Are you tired of the same mainstream movie suggestions on Netflix and Prime? I specialize in tracking down under-the-radar masterpieces, forgotten cult classics, and hidden cinematic gems that you've probably never heard of but will absolutely love"

With an image attached that has a cutout of Robert in a suit with word art at the top that says "THE MOVIE MASTER"

"Do you like watching movies but you can never decide what to watch?"
"Let the Movie Master decide."
"A little bit about the Movie Master:
- He has over 50 years of experience
- He aims to please his customers
- He has all the best movie opinions
- He doesn't want you to watch garbage
For only $5, you can have a personalized list of 5 outstanding movie recommendations that are guaranteed by the Movie Master to be blockbuster hits that will keep you engaged from beginning to end"

And two chat bubbles coming from floating heads below that say "Best money I ever spent!" and "He really is the Master!"
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Best part of being a person who bought a lot of smart home stuff over the years is the number of class action lawsuits I can get money from.
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Update on the stray cat: he's still here and seems to enjoy deck life for now
Cat with a surprised face hiding behind a deck railing post Same cat but sideways peeking out from the side of the deck postSame cat again but this time trying to reach for the camera through the gap between two deck postsSame cat doing a big stretch lying sideways on a deck floor with a hammock in the background.
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Got some free side of road corn
A cardboard sign in front of an old 90s Talon car and an old rusty truck, neither have been moved in years, clearly. The sign says

"FREE CORN
It's what's for dinner :)
Please help yourself"

There's a milk crate full of corn in the back of the truck.
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My dad is selling his cabin tomorrow so I drove up one last time and the weather is perfect
A view from a dock of a clear blue very still lake with a clear blue cloudless sky
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Left a big box by the back door to take out and one of my cats tried to assassinate the other with it.
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Stray cat just lives on my deck now I guess. He's so nice and wants to be an inside cat so bad.
Security camera screenshot of a cat lying outside on a deck, but  he's stretched out all long and also tight up against the glass patio door longing to come inside.
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the promised photos. Now he (? I think it's he) just needs at least a temporary name
Friendly stray cat laying upside down on its back with its front paws up in the airSame cat facing the camera standing uprightSame cat but lying completely flat on his back looking up
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This cat has barely left my house since this video. It made friends with my cats through the windows. Guess I've gotta figure out if it's a missing pet, or get him fixed if not? He's unbelievably friendly, will post cat pics later.
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
is this just a temper tantrum because the originally planned "first" Wisconsin Bucees in DeForest has been delayed for years because the city won't pay millions to upgrade the entire interstate interchange for him?
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
a cat was talking to a turkey in my driveway a few minutes ago??
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
these are fighting words
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Back in Madison/Milwaukee for the weekend and still just thinking fuck Scott Walker for killing the train
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Seems there was some kind of spill or leak. Some more fire people arrived later and went behind our neighbors house to look at the Mississippi for a little bit, then a MN Pollution Control guy showed up later. More people checking the drains this morning. No idea.
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Fire crew guy checking the sewer drain in front of my house and I hear "you need a hazmat crew?" over his radio. Wonder what this is about.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 18/08/2026
I’m using my executive authority to ban nonferrous mining in the Boundary Waters.    As far as my administration is concerned, the fight for the future of the Boundary Waters is over. The verdict is in. The decision is made. We will protect this place.
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Matt Beckman @daphsci.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The ball of string in Darwin, MN is about an 1 hour 17 minute drive from Minneapolis, MN. The ball of string in Cawker, KS is about a 1 hour 10 mn drive from Minneapolis., KS.
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Oh nooo guys we missed an important anniversary 30 years ago yesterday, @alyankovic.bsky.social visited the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
Facebook post screenshot from the "Darwin MN Twine Ball" Facebook page:

"Oh my goodness, y'all! Today is the 30th anniversary of the day Weird AL visited our Twin Ball! Come celebrate!"

With photos of Weird Al and the Twine Ball 

One photo dated Aug 16, 1996
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I was visiting my parents in Faribault and my mom had something she needed notarized but she said it's no problem, the guy mowing the neighborhood will do it when he's done. It's Marty's (deli) dad lol.
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
So I've had this vague memory from my childhood of a helicopter landing in my back yard (large, out of town). I remember my dad saying it was an old friend who owned a casino in Vegas. Ok sure. Maybe it was a dream? I never remember to him ask about it. But tonight I'm on Wikipedia... 1/2
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My dad has a cabin an hour north of Grand Rapids and I put some cameras up a few years ago so he can watch the deer, mainly. Caught a bear on it for the first time last night
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Fits right in with a lot of Substack
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
is this a safe space to say that I have not seen a single Angie Craig ad (don't ask me how idk)
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The number of animals in my yard every day makes me feel a little like Snow White
Bird feeder camera showing a bird at the feeder, plus a turkey and a bunny in the yard in the background
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My only complaint every year is that we need cooler stickers
Paper ballot in a plastic voting booth divider thing
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Found one of those "fancy" instax that can do multi exposure at the thrift store and I'm using Big Gumby as my test subject
An instax mini instant photo of a life size Gumby face multi exposed with blue and red neon and led light
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oh god the turkeys have figured out that I'm the one who refills the bird feeder and chased me to it today
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
roving street gang tried to get into my mailbox early this morning
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Drove by a massive construction site today near Lincoln, NE, and thought huh, cool, new power plant. It was this. So I was kind of right. But in the worst way. flatwaterfreepress.org/google-propo...
flatwaterfreepress.org
Google proposes Nebraska data center requiring more power than all of Lincoln - Flatwater Free Press
Documents show the tech giant could build a massive new data center powered by a privately built and owned gas-fueled power plant
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
One of the worst drives in the country (across Nebraska) is so much more miserable when it's 108 degrees with direct sun.
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
town borders in Colorado are an abomination give me my mostly nice minnesota rectangles
Screenshot of Google maps with the border of Greely, Co highlighted in red dotted lineScreenshot of Google maps with the border of Timnath, Co highlighted with red dotted lineScreenshot of Google maps with the border of Berthoud, Co highlighted with red dotted line
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
two people I went to high school with are running for my home town city council and they're seemingly both running almost solely on being anti-data center from what I can tell — and it seems to be working?
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Wonder how many people have experienced the beauty of Rocky Mountain National Park from the back of a cop car
A view of some Rocky Mountains out the back of a cop car (park ranger) window
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
gonna be so mad if a tornado takes out those big trees
Google maps showing an active tornado warning over the Lost 40 SNA in northern MN
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I wish companies would release their data about the America 250 limited edition flavors/designs they all had. I just saw a big clearance shelf full of different products and now I'm super curious how sales were
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Bauhaus reopening ‼️‼️ bought by the non-alcoholic ABV Beverage Co guy www.startribune.com/bauhaus-brew...
startribune.com
Bauhaus Brew Labs will reopen and serve much more than beer
Short Pants Shandies, wine, Palomas, martinis and more will be available with choose-your-own-ABV choices.
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Mitch @mitchas.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My wife saw her brother post an instagram story from the world cup and of course her first question was how much. $7,500 for a ticket in the literal very top row. I simply cannot imagine being willing (or able!!) to spend that much on anything that lasts just a few hours.
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