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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
lmao this is such a sick way to conclude that COVID school closures were a mistake www.kuow.org/education/20...
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you go up to the box office and say "one adult for the movie where the whale eats a guy, please" they have to give it to you. There's no law that says you have to say Whalefall or whatever it's called.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Underrated part of the Sydney Sweeney gambling ad is she reassures us the app can't be used to bet on wars, the concept no one had heard of like three years ago
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
first principles, clarice. simplicity. read marcus aurelius. of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? what is its nature? what does he do, this man you seek?
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I received all of these checks. They changed my life, and made it possible for me to start the business I'd always dreamed of (AI-generated scam phone calls targeting elderly people). Donald Trump showed up for ME.
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BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My “We Operate Under U.S. Law” ad is raising a lot of questions already answered by the ad.
DC metro car ad: 
KALSHI RULE #4
WE
OPERATE UNDER
U.S. LAW
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Kelcie Moseley-Morris @kelciemmorris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Is that...is that supposed to be an argument against healthcare
Darline Graham, new Republican candidate for Senate in South Carolina, told a crowd last night that government-run health care is a terrible idea and then told everyone her parents had to work at their liquor store even if they were sick, and her mother and father died when she was 11 and 12, respectively. Apparently as an argument against healthcare.
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Jo'Leary @joleary79.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Singular. RIP to a legend
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Jo'Leary @joleary79.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“We traded away the only demonstrably literate person in the city for the crime of being 100% correct about our quarterback.”
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Grant Marek @grantmarek.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It’s Fogust in San Francisco, so naturally I spent a week searching for the city’s undisputed foggiest bar. I talked to fog academics, data scientists and even Foggy, SFCFC’s fog mascot, and what I found was all kinds of wholesome. My latest for @sfgate.com: www.sfgate.com/food/article...
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A face-soaking search for San Francisco's foggiest bar
Can fog academics, data scientists and Foggy help me find SF's foggiest bar?
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I've been watching a fair bit of 80s and 90s basketball lately and it's a good reminder that basketball has never been more fun or better than it is now. Everything. You see the occasional mind-boggling thing from elite players in old games, but on the whole, it's just not as good.
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Jo'Leary @joleary79.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This is an awesome write up of one of my all-time favorite players, Russell Westbrook: defector.com/russell-west...
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Russell Westbrook Was Total | Defector
It’s hard to imagine now—like imagining an era when man did not know the sun was huge, hot, and bright—but there was a time when we did not yet understand Russell Westbrook as a basketball player. Slo...
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This is one of the longest-running shithead Trump opinions. He was talking about how The Vaccines Are Too Big Now, they put 72oz right into the baby, back when he was mostly posting photos of his golf courses and saying Bette Midler had "gone bananas." Of course he will believe it until he dies.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is remarkable
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Erin Lockwood @erinkaylockwood.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
what if the child has bad vibes or they're simply unpleasant to be around
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/07/2026
Classic Onion headline “'I Spilled My Soda, Report Nation's Dopes” but with a picture of Ross Douthat under it
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
NEWSCASTER: They're calling it Cyclopsmaxxing
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/07/2026
Nephew Whacking The Hell Out Of Tree Trunk With Stick
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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Sports teams unveiling a new third jersey are always like "the brown stripe is a nod to our town's original nickname, Sewer City"
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The perfect punishment for the last-place finisher in your fantasy football league this season just dropped.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
What do you mean before he was Scrooge he was Ebenezer those are just his first and last names lol
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Matt Lichtenstadter @mattsmusings1.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Watching soccer @jonbois.bsky.social
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Andrew Epstein @epstein.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
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SFGATE @sfgate.com · 20/07/2026
Five whale watchers got a front-row seat Sunday as a family of orcas tore through a pod of dolphins in Monterey Bay during an unusually intense feeding event. Their captain caught the encounter on video.
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Jo'Leary @joleary79.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A few weeks late, but this is one of the greatest pieces of journalism I’ve ever read: The Life and Times of an American Tween www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
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The Life and Times of an American Tween
In some ways, the world is cooked. But being a twelve-year-old still kind of eats.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The punishment fits the crime. lol
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Jo'Leary @joleary79.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The last 20 or so minutes of The Furious was such a bonkers sequence of martial arts fights that I’m willing to overlook the relative goofiness of everything leading up to that point. 3.5 out of 5 stars
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Erling Halaand returns to Norway with a stuffed raccoon.
Erling Halaand returns to Norway with a stuffed raccoon.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
OFFICIAL: Sen. Mitch McConnell's team has confirmed that he WILL be participating in the Home Run Derby during the MLB All-Star festivities.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You could get mad about dead senator discourse *or* you could enjoy this video of sea lions who have retaken an island with a decommissioned lighthouse off the coast of Oregon and now use the staircase as a giant slide.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You’re not crazy. Big Pharma IS preventing you from drinking fish milk. Haggerty has the story! youtu.be/eBT4MY7q8ZY
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 12/07/2026
The three-arm version of the hand clasp meme, with the three arms labeled Argentina, Switzerland, and Minions. The clasping hands are labeled "1939-1945 resume gap."
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
victory lapping on this one
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/07/2026
CEO Reveals How He Used AI To Build One-Person Company That's $1.3 Billion In Debt
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This is the most hilarious little league home run I've ever seen, the Royals have outdone themselves
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)
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Eddie Burfi @eddieburfi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The greatest Mexico v England tweets you will ever read. 😂 As you were.
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Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
When it’s time for penalties
We hebben een serious probleem
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
people will never understand…..this is why i’m a mets fan…..we are a cosmic joke….much like life itself
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Please don’t put in The Atlantic that I died from being too horny.
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Jo'Leary @joleary79.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The number of world class touches by Messi on this single rush toward goal is wild
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The war on metaphor is over and we lost. defector.com/promises-mad...
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Promises Made, Promises Kept: The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Absolutely Looks Like Shit Now | Defector
If everyone in the United States wasn’t living downstream from its consequences, it would be a pretty good tragic flaw that Donald Trump wants more than anything to be seen as a brilliant man who has ...
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Jo'Leary @joleary79.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A typically delightful Burneko read, +1 to everything herein
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment
Facebook post from Scottish soccer fan - The busses have stopped at some park thing near the ground and there's American guys making food and giving people free beers and stuff
Some Haiti fans here as well, what a bunch of good guys
wtf is going on man, what an experience this is man holy shit

With photos of people boozing in a parking lot
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Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Jalen M. Brunson And The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center For The Performing Arts
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Jo'Leary @joleary79.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
About the only good thing to come out of this Finals is that if a franchise as dysfunctional as the Knicks can win a title, there’s hope for the Sixers yet
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