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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski)

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Amateur cartoonist, robotswithcoffee.com Sorry for the political & baseball posts

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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 3h
WHITE SOX ADVANCE. (Looks at Cubs, one of best offenses of the year who got just 3 hits last night) c'mon guys.
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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 3h
My brother in law passed away today. As a park ranger, he was an educator and entertainer. This is his album, kid friendly silly songs about nature. open.spotify.com/album/26voU9...
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In Your Backyard - Album by Strollin' Jeff Wolin and the Blue Cricket Band | Spotify
Strollin' Jeff Wolin and the Blue Cricket Band · album · 2002 · 11 songs
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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 15h
My Jack Smith indictment comic from a couple years ago. Got distracted by sadness to continue it. Then Trump got reelected.
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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Brett Favre is on tape calling a sideline reporter & sending dick pics and the NFL was like "well there's not enough proof" and the reporter never spoke to him ever and her career suffered for it. youtu.be/lhrLUfDQ3f8?...
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Brett Favre's Crimes
YouTube video by The Dollop Podcast (Official)
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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
White Sox get 1st game, gotta get one more.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The funniest thing about the Schmitt rake stomp is that if it'd been a Dem we'd have a week of think pieces about how Dems lack of hoops literacy was alienating them from real America.
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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
From my indictment comic I started in 2023. Should I finish it? I don't know.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have a monthly battle with FoodCo managers about staff removing strainers in the drain and shoving food down the drain. They're very surprised after 2 years that this keeps happening.
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Ana Diaz @pokachee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.theguardian.com/games/2026/s... I haven't shared my work on here for a while because (gestures at the weird vibes) but I wanted to share the first of a series of articles I worked on at Pokemon Worlds for @theguardian.com. In this article, I spoke to a whole bunch of IRL Pokemon Professors.🥼🤓
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Meet the real-life Pokémon professors, the unsung heroes of competitive monster-battling
They offer advice, referee card games and manage players’ tantrums – we caught up with some of the volunteer profs who keep the competitive game going at this year’s world championships
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Ryan Miller // animeNYC 2026! @tgping.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Painting 38 of 46 for my TF 1985 artbook! Grapple!
Toy inspired watercolor painting of G1 Grapple Toy inspired pencil linework  of G1 Grapple
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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On the way home today, everyone in my train car started coughing. Then everyone one end of the train stood up and their way to my side. "Someone sprayed some mace or pepper spray." This is why i wear a mask on public transportation.
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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what about all the people RIGHT about trump? From the getgo? Don't interview Tucker Carlson!
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Graham 🔜 TFN Swindon @thomsongraham.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🎉 To celebrate six years of The TFUK Guide, I am giving away this brand-new Transformers Retro Optimus Prime! 🎉 To enter: - Follow this account - Share this post The winner will be randomly picked on 3 October 2026. Open worldwide. Good luck!
A photograph of a MISB Transformers Retro Optimus Prime toy
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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today's comic strip on the dot com! Mal & Dee return! ...just Dee this time. robotswithcoffee.com/2026/09/28/m...
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Mal & Dee 43: conversations
Hello! September is almost over! Here’s this week’s strip. It’s a full pager. I thought maybe I could divide it up to 2 or 3 posts for the week, but nah. I have the next page read…
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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today's comic strip on the dot com! Mal & Dee return! ...just Dee this time. robotswithcoffee.com/2026/09/28/m...
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Mal & Dee 43: conversations
Hello! September is almost over! Here’s this week’s strip. It’s a full pager. I thought maybe I could divide it up to 2 or 3 posts for the week, but nah. I have the next page read…
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Mastafran (4/4 Commissions Slots Full) @mastafran.com · 27/09/2026
Ink concept sketches of the the potential hub world for my game, Blackmask. A port city temporarily named, "Cresport" is a bustling center where travelers do business or ship off to various continents all over the world.
A traditional pen and ink drawings of a port town called Creport. This drawing depicts a city block of brick building of various designs and locations, with anthropomorphic animals of various sizes walking along the streets.A traditional pen and ink drawings of a port town called Creport. This drawing depicts a city street full of a variety of anthropomorphic animals walking past brick buildings. The focus building on the right depicts once such building with a special dutch door that opens from the top for an anthropomorphic horse to peer through. At the bottom of this dutch door, below this horse is the close bottom section of the dutch door containing a smaller door within, open to reveal a smaller animal also peering through this door. These doors demonstrate how architecture may work in a world populated by creatures of varying sizes and shapes and how a town in this world would accommodate for such people.
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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Prepare for...the week.
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Mastafran (4/4 Commissions Slots Full) @mastafran.com · 27/09/2026
Maybe you're better than you think. Never account for people's tastes.
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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@pelicansong.bsky.social tonight
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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just watched a clip on CBS about gambling, with a soundbite from a therapist who was like "lots of guys lose homes, their wives..." so i changed my dating profile "no gambling apps."
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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Senator Susan Collins, every day
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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There's a line in Spaceballs, "even in the future nothing works," and it looks to get truer every day
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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am alone. Oh well!
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Kelly Brack @kellybrack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Batman | Columbo
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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There some kind of already existing rule about this sort of thing? Like an Act?
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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Photo taken several years ago, parked on the bridge, another brown line train passed the other way right when I was trying to get the usual shot of the river. A trick of the camera on the cheap cell phone, I guess.
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Etherington Brothers @etheringtonbros.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
To get the FREE monthly How to THINK When You draw digital MAGAZINE, (including NEW tutorials, a YEAR before they appear online)just tap the link in the bio HERE: @etheringtonbros.bsky.social PLUS! See us at @ThoughtBubbleuk.bsky.social on 14th-15th November and grab the LAST of the tutorials BOOKS!
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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Day job, asked some contractor repair people to come in. One is here ALL the time. Just called me that he's here, who does he talk to? I said anybody, they expect him. Don't wait for me. "Aaaah I'll just wait for you."
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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You know what, I'm just going to end the mlb season now. Congrats to the Got-A-Wild-Card-Spot Chamipions, Chicago Cubs and Chicago White Sox!
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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Megadeth's Rust In Peace is 36 today.
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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
CUBS!!!!!
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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
WHITE SOX!!!!
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Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug comic - 🤖 ELON MUSK AND HIS DOGE PALS vs. GIANT A.I. ROBOTS!! - Brought to you by the Inner Hive, including long-time member B.T. Robinson and new member Terry Kimber (bit.ly/theInnerHive) - READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
O M G.
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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A couple years ago I was laid up on the couch & funemployed, & I ended up watching some of these guys who were buying CASES of current Topps cards. Like wtf are you doing with all that in your place? www.gq.com/story/sports...
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Getting Rich and Going Broke, One Pack of Sports Cards at a Time
“Breaking” has turned the humble thrill of opening a pack of sports cards into a round-the-clock live-streamed e-commerce spectacle. To some, it’s a fresh update to an old pastime; to others, it’s bro...
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child theonion.com/rockies-pitc...
Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
elon musk buying a chunk of major movie studios for shits and giggles while every artist and writer I know is out here saying please subscribe, please buy my book, please leave a review, please support me with a few paltry dollars
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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In my 1st band, my guitarist would say things like "forests should have billboards." Years later I read Atlas Shrugged and holy crap all the profound stuff he said came straight from there. Like ok deep thinker.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
fwiw I've been digging my site out of mothballs because everyone really does need their own domain that's not controlled by somebody else, and I've had this one running for 30 years, off and on. www.thismodernworld.com Mostly posting cartoons, but plan to get back to photoblogging as well.
thismodernworld.com
THIS MODERN WORLD – BY TOM TOMORROW
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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today: a Cubs win. A White Sox win. A (shudder) Mets win. That would be nice. I'm well aware that the Cubs & Sox would not get far in the playoffs given the state of pitching. Prove me wrong, kids. Prove. Me. Wrong.
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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's me, Alpha Bravo, the greatest Autobot ever. I've been there since the beginning. Surprised you don't remember me. Freedom is the right etc etc have a good day.
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Jess Bradley @jessbradley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
More scrap paper doodles!
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Jess Bradley @jessbradley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Scrap paper doodles.
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I like how the people in charge of health insurance have somehow been doctors for decades but seem to have only just heard of the concept of health insurance and have no idea how it works.
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Mastafran (4/4 Commissions Slots Full) @mastafran.com · 23/09/2026
Both a commission and a tribute to the late Peter Cullen.
Digital illustration of Optimus Prime, the protagonist of the television show, "The Transformers" Optimus Prime is a robot kneeling in a dark starry field at night in solemn shadow out of respect for his late voice actor, Peter Cullen.
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Derf Backderf @derfbackderf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
By Tjeerd Royaards (Netherlands). @tjeerdroyaards.com
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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Talking with someone who works in my building, that this job was a hail Mary while applying that he landed 3 days later, after months of unemployment. That recruiters would tell him running his own biz (with employees) for 15 years was a gap in his resume, in their opinion.
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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What the fudge
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh man. I’d love to go see your band but I have so many apps to update.
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