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Bouba's Delivery Service

@fernmonkey.bsky.social
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 36m
We are going to win because nothing built on lies is built to last
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 1h
Clearly they've been inspired by those bag manufacturers who make backpacks that may as well have "ATTN BAD GUYS: NICE LAPTOP INSIDE!" embroidered in big red letters.
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MIA: Japanese and Korean Art (Bot) @miajapankorea.bsky.social · 1h
Cherry Blossoms, Pine Trees, and Mount Fuji collections.artsmia.org/art/102815
lozenge-shaped-flattened on bottom; cork on base; snow-topped gold mountain with blue lakes and river; five trees on front and back, with three trees having elements protruding from sides of mountain form; trees on front covered in pink blossoms; trees on back are green
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 1h
When I'm introducing people to programming, I like to use recipes as an analogy: your ingredients are variables, and eggs are integers.
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Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 2h
There’s a tradition of conservative politicians standing weird
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 2h
The 2 subtypes of Bad Conversion are Bad Metric Conversion and Bad Scaledown Conversion. The latter is where the original recipe came from a professional chef or baker, some clown scaled it from commercial kitchen to home quantities by dividing everything by 10...but there were eggs.
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 3h
I suspect that there's a little Stroop Effect going on, and it would be easier to see both animals if it was laid out like: Bird? .............................or Goat?
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 3h
Gail Brodholt, Alice Underground.
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 4h
Say the words. Don't use euphemisms and stop starring out the vowels. Bluesky doesn't censor these words, but if people who have endured violence need to avoid these discussions for trauma reasons, you're obstructing their efforts to protect themselves.
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Island of Reil @islandofreil.northsky.social · 4h
Also stop saying "PDF file." I *kinda* get it on a platform with stringent censorship, but Bsky doesn't have those rules, and these euphemisms make you sound too immature and fatuous to discuss interpersonal violence.
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Robot Bastard! @robot-bastard.bsky.social · 4h
Oh we have that too, it's "BUDGIE BUDGIE BUDGIE MILL-LET MILL-LET, FLYYY LET'S FLYYYY, OOOOOOHH LET'S FLYYYY, FLY..."
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 4h
Personalised music? That's called "making up silly songs for your pets" and I'm on it, thanks
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 5h
Is this a hot flash? I don't really feel warm at all, just suddenly broke out sweating for no apparent reason.
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Prof. Dr Beth Singler @bvlsingler.bsky.social · 6h
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Halloween Skeletons Dancing
ALT: Halloween Skeletons Dancing
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 7h
The European - half the cookbook is dedicated to a didactic lecture on why there's only one suitable kind of olive oil or butter and all others are trash, how it's produced, and the lengths you need to go to in order to find it The Bad Conversion - ingredients: 113g flour, 256 ml milk, ¾ egg...
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Darren Hayman @darrenhayman.bandcamp.com · 9h
For those new to me. I paint birds and other things on beer mats. darrenhaymanart.com
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Darren Hayman @darrenhayman.bandcamp.com · 29/09/2026
New commission. This beer mat as the last thing Bert chewed before going to dog heaven. So I was asked to paint Bert onto it!
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 8h
It makes sense. Belgium is just wet Italy anyway.
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East London Kingfishers @londonkingfishers.bsky.social · 10h
Early morning scenes on the River Lea #nature #wildlife #birds #kingfisher #hackney #eastlondonkingfishers
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🔜 Soon Lee @soonleenz.bsky.social · 19h
An amazing story of saving a species (Karure a.k.a. Chatham Island black robin a.k.a. Petroica traversi) from extinction. predatorfreenz.org/stories/reme... (I was reminded by @pepperraccoon.com creating the art that adorns these: pepperraccoon.com/collections/... )
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Remembering Don Merton and a bird called 'Old Blue'
Don Merton (1939-2011) was a passionate pioneer in the conservation of endangered birds.This is the story of Don and a tiny black bird known as ‘Old Blue’.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 18h
What I want to see is whether the IT companies immediately rename AI to SI, just like Google Maps did with the gulf and the mountain and the lake.
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 19h
DIEGO: Not fixed because not broken. MARTIN: Not broken? DIEGO: No. He is very well. MARTIN: But it was. It was definitely broken. Look – the little orange warning light’s on. DIEGO: Oh. Let me see. ... Yes. Little orange warning light – he is broken. ::thumps console:: DIEGO: There! All better!
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Jack - Oi, Shiny! @oishinythings.bsky.social · 19h
The store is open but things are quiet, so I must remember tomorrow to do a little turtle promo too. Wallpapers for all!
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 19h
Thanks IGRC, I'm sure it's all very nice, but can someone please just grab a screenshot of the actual recipe?
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 19h
Keming is important, folks
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 19h
What if we all chipped in?
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 19h
back in the day, if a mediocre traitor officer wanted to get back at his intructors he at least had to officially join the Confederate army.
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 20h
If you thought "canola oil" was a silly rebranding of rapeseed oil, you're going to *love* learning what fera fruit oil is.
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 20h
It's a wonderful thing when you can trust each other implicitly.
Sora, a small black cat getting her belly rubbed.
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 21h
Always liked this one.
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 21h
Chumbawumba: I get knocked down but I get up again Moms of Irish twins: I get knocked up but I get down again
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Bat1K Genome Project @bat1kgenomes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The tree itself got redrawn. Madagascars sucker footed bats (photo) turn out to belong within a vast, worldwide bat group - not where textbooks placed them. And two lineages long thought distant relatives are in fact each others closest kin! 📸: Manuel Ruedi
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 22h
"I listen to everything except rap and country" "..."
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me to gay friend about to put on Heated Rivalry for me: look, I don't know anything about ice hockey, am I going to be able to follow this? Gay friend: trust me, that's FINE
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To quote the infamous F.A.T.A.L. game review: "[They] aren't even wannabe rapists. They're rapists' cheerleaders. Think about how pathetic that is."
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RPGnet: Review of F.A.T.A.L. (Printable Version)
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 29/09/2026
god I love these horrible demons
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🧶 Get married, they said. He'll help you wind your wool, they said.
Skein of blue yarn tensioned over two chairs while a man reads a Kindle in the background.
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Kip Williams sort of @kipwilliams.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
From WHISPERED ANECDOTES by Petr Beckmann, 1968
St Peter offered to grand one wish each to Brezhnev, Mao Tse Tung, and Dubcek.
"Let floods loose on China, such as China has never seen, until the Chinese are wiped off the face of the earth!" wishes Brezhnev.
"Grant that an earthquake shakes Russia until not a brick remains on top of another and Russia lies forever in ruins!" wishes Mao.
"Well, if you are going to grant the other two gentlemen's wishes," says Dubcek, "you might bring me a cup of coffee."
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also they should have shoes that cut and eyes that burn like cigarettes
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Both parents feed & protect the chicks. “One of my all time favorite loon clips. This was the first time that I got 2 chicks on the parent’s back at the same time several years ago.” Canon R5 and 100-500mm lens IG: @harrycollinsphotography www.instagram.com/harrycollins...
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Daniel Solis @danielsolis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This week's t-shirt is a very silly joke for fans of linguistics, Ghibli, and milky drinks. #WeeklyTshirt #Ghibli #Boba danielsolis.threadless.com/designs/kiki...
A black spikey shape wearing a red bow and riding a witch's broom. 
A blobby shape filled with milk and tapioca balls, with a red spiral stripped straw.
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Robert Wilson @frcolumba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The funny part about that is that cats are canonically allowed in churches but dogs aren’t. I think it’s similar in a couple of traditions at least. Monastery’s almost always have cats, especially orthodox ones.
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De Speld @speld.nl · 29/09/2026
Is het wel verantwoord om vrouwen alleen door hun huis te laten lopen?
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Is het wel verantwoord om vrouwen alleen door hun huis te laten lopen?
De politie heeft vier mannen opgepakt voor het drogeren, verkrachten en filmen van hun partners.
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Weaving Bear @smithy63.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I first saw this sign in Antwerpen I thought the hospital offered a monster service (dienst). Calmed down considerably when I worked out it was the sample department @mooseallain.bsky.social
A sign reading monsterdienst at the Institute for Tropical Medicine in Antwerpen. It translates to 'sample servide'
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know it isn't, but somehow that quote always makes me think of Tolkien.
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でんか @k-hermit.com · 29/09/2026
ヒメ系のかにがに🦀
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Look, I'm not downloading your game, I know it's just going to be another match-3
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