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@johncoffeejr.bsky.social
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readers digest is considering publishing two of my jokes (they/them) streamer that people will say is "live occasionally" and "funny" twitch.tv/johncoffeejr

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 18h
lol
streamer making a smoke signal rainbow and a bunch of guys are in the building
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 18h
Saw a Wardogs clip that was a streamer making gay rainbows out of colored smoke signals and it soft locked a bunch of guys in the building because they didn't wanna be gay.
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You'll have a BALL with latest GAME STUDIES STUDY Buddies as Carlin Wing takes us from the early modern tennis court to the modern FIFA release schedule with BOUNCE: BALLS, WALLS, AND BODIES IN GAMES AND PLAY. rangedtouch.com/2026/09/30/9...
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm really sad about the death of one of my favorite wikipedia editors so here's a thread of some of the greatest articles he wrote
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Frame #25150 from S04 -E22 - Battle Potatoes-628218
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Mark your calendars. The 24-Hour Horror Movie Mind Melter is happening on Saturday, October 10.
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ricky peacock @rickypeacock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
TOMORROW! -Dle-ly Beloved, we are gathered here today with one thing in mind - browser games if i don't do a good enough job on hundreds of -dles zoe will refuse to marry me. will i ascend to marriage heaven? or be consumed by an eternity in bachelor hell join me won't you? twitch.tv/rickypeacock
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👻 Gordon Little 🎃 @gord.games · 18/09/2026
My eldest girl's 16th birthday is very soon and since we recently played most of the @remedygames.com games this summer together (Alan Wake, Control, Alan Wake 2), she wanted an Alan Wake themed cake. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you... Alan Cake. (Please tell @samlakewrites.bsky.social)
A photo cake with the Alan Wake logo image turned into Alan Cake.The Alan Wake logo image turned into Alan Cake via photoshop.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
usually when i hear people say that the moon is a planet, i just have to shake my head. like, yes, if it’s a full moon? okay. you’ve got me there. a full moon is a circle and therefore a planet. outside of that, though, a planet either has to be a circle, like jupiter, or a dot, like stars
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Gabe Fernandez @thelatinochild.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
nintendo direct announcer guy orders lunch
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A Jewish man says "our mohel called in sick. Now who's gonna cut off all these foreskins?" Another Jewish man notices a passer-by from the East and says "what luck! it's a wandering ronin."
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible.
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KJ Shepherd @kjshepherd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
there will be many ways to celebrate dolly parton and the one I want to point out is that she was a friend of Miss Piggy
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
How it feels going to the Asian supermarket for green tea KitKats
Tom cruise from the last samurai
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If the second hand monorail and wizard robe was not an indicator that this guy knows ball his Tahini selection is. Beirut is the real shit.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
going to the movie should smell like popcorn and coffee and air conditioning and maybe the ghost of ancient cigarette smoke. i dont need to smell chicken fingers and burger slider inside of the movie house
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Egg Squeeze ($1.31) - what do you do in egg squeeze? you squeeze an egg. what's your goal? squeeze an egg as long as you can without cracking it. the better the squeeze, the more you unlock. an audiovisual assault on the senses as you squeeze. that. egg. store.steampowered.com/app/3229170/...
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
you already know what's up (steam sale rec thread is what's up) as always, i focus primarily on older, obscure, and just plain weirder games, as big name titles don't need the help. with that said, onwards!
an edited version of the box art for the old computer game Hacker II: The Doomsday Papers. the title now says "Spacetwinks Rec Thread. The Steam Summer Sale 2026 edition". my fursona, a pink kangaroo in goth style clothes, is on the old computer monitor saying "hey man what's up".

at the bottom left on a blue sticker, it says: "Get this, the original boxart here is for a game called Hacker II and the original Hacker game was shipped with literally zero information on how to play, to make it more 'authentic' or w/e. Fucking buck wild, right?"

the activision logo of the time has been replaced by the word 'Kangaroo'.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Zohran should introduce a mayoral office staffed by neurodivergent people that just goes to bars and tells them when they have motion smoothing on their TVs.
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Can we get 10,000 RTs for this
A screenshot of a picture of a baseball
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
New response image dropped.
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Goop is $0.00 on bucket
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Hi, I’m the guy who programs Venmo’s search algorithm. You may be wondering why typing in either your friend’s exact full name or username only occasionally works. This is because Venmo hates its users. Hope this clarifies things.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
What the fuck? I just assumed NetFlix would drop the whole MLB season at once so we could binge it.
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 24/03/2026
updating the meme for current times
bunlith lounging on the ground with the speech bubble 'i want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and im NOT KIDDING' scribbled out in red with a giant "DESTROY CAPITALISM" written over it in bold yellow letters
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I will be doing a Q&A with Michael DeForge at the launch of his new book! Come and see us!
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jcj @johncoffeejr.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
imo the best part of wikigacha is youre just gonna read articles you would have never come across like this guy en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owney_(...
wikigacha card of Owney, a dog that was used as a postal mascot in Albany
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
anyway here's Akira Kurosawa gazing lovingly at Toshiro Mifune on the set of Seven Samurai
b&w photo of Akira Kurosawa (far right of the frame) standing, seen from the knees up, smiling at Mifune who is on the far left of the frame, seen from the waist up in side view with katana over his left shoulder, Seven Samurai village in background
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ramona the vektroid @vektroid.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
the other day i rendered a 1gb png. that's where i've been at lately
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mcc @dryad.technology · 23/02/2026
"Steam Next Fest" is happening now and I want to let you know about some unreleased games which have demos up for the next few weeks. Neither of the games in this thread show up in the Next Fest search but they do have demos up at the same time as Next Fest. Valve is a confusing company.
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Meg Linehan @meglinehan.com · 22/02/2026
So the women’s team only inspires the next generation of girls to play hockey but the men’s team inspires all Americans, got it got it got it.
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splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 22/02/2026
i've made a new comic called "TOY STORY II: a sequel to Toy Story".
"TOY STORY II: a sequel to Toy Story" by splendidland.
two bell shaped clay figures of warriors are standing.
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the gabidook ₊˚⊹♡ @gabifrost.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
am i crazy or is this just cunty peter griffin
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PAL @paladin42.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...
Winds Suck Dicks
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jcj @johncoffeejr.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
do you know what rules? showing movies to people in public
a picture showing Slime City Cinema projected onto a wall at the Farside, JohnCoffeeJr is presenting the first film at the frontMatt Farley's recorded intro for the EVIL PUDDLE showing at Farside the EVIL PUDDLE title screenThe look of a satisfied audience
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
One day they'll call Kill la Kill a Retro Anime.
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
The Important Cinema Club is in the newspaper today!
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Once Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 16/02/2026
25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.
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💀 unfound footage 👻 @burg.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Chinese GF has informed me this is called "scrubbing the wok" (hence why there's foamy water in the middle) and you can see a million more of these videos if you search 越野刷鍋 (off-road hot pot).
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Baxter @cosmicspooks.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Coming this Friday: English subtitles for legendary documentary filmmaker Sumiko Haneda's gorgeous short, The Cabbage Butterfly! It's stunning work, a masterpiece of form that unlocks quietly profound meditations on our world through the scientific process Get excited!
a bunch of butterflies planted in a patternfour colored squares (blue, yellow, purple, red) set up on grasshanging frames of various colored flowersbutterfly wings next to gender signs on cabbage leaves
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jcj @johncoffeejr.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
you think guy fieri has had the gochujang crispers
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