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Aisle424 Has Fallen

@aisle424.bsky.social
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Noted “reputable Cubs writer.” You might know me from such tweets as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run. And so that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Congrats on beating a team with no pitching and wretched vibes down the stretch. Now go and beat the shit out of the Brewers so I don’t have to root for the Dodgers.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am going to turn into a Batman villain when the Padres immediately start to suck ass the moment they start playing their game Brewers.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honk if you’re Hoerny
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can’t take the challenges with you, I guess.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s not about Ted. It never was.
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Joseph Freshwater @timbaffoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Approaching Cubs Game 2 knowing yesterday is over. Today can be different, and I can approach this game with a new attitude, too.
Trump looking sullen but also with oddly darker hair.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Watching the latest Ted Lasso right before watching the Cubs season probably end was not a good choice. I am not doing well.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Does Pivetta have reverse splits or something?
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We have reached a Turning Point of the series.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is there somewhere I can bet that Tatis and Machado do absolutely NOTHING against the Brewers?
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don’t let them off the hook, Cubs
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s nice that I can at least unclench my butt.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hold onto your butts
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do the Astros have like a Steve or Mike Homer on the bench in case they get the tying run to the plate?
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“GET DOWN AND START SUCKING”
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bears are getting cleaner. Week 1: 12 penalties Week 2: 8 penalties This week so far: 5 penalties
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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
keenum damn near killed ‘em
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nick Sirianni went to the bitch high school in Jamestown and it shows.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WE GOT OURSELVES A QUARTERBACK CONTROVERSY IN CHICAGO
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let’s make this a two possession game now, boys.
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Cigarette Smoking Mandalorian @barneydirty30.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@torqpenderloin.bsky.social
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Jay Rigdon @jayrigdon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I get going for it there as they were right on the edge of Santos's range
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Run the Don’t Give the Ball to Roush play.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cut Roush immediately
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
The Super Bowl Shuffle Performance
ALT: The Super Bowl Shuffle Performance
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Throwing it to the guy who probably single-handedly cost them the game was a choice. Turned out to be a good one.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WE GOT OURSELVES A QUARTERBACK CONTROVERSY IN CHICAGO
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fans in the stands who are SO MAD right now will go home and announce they are done with the NFL. But first they’re going to stick around and watch this game here.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Am I dreaming or has no other president done so many events where he’s just a guy in the room, while others stand around him doing presentations?
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have got to figure out how to be a dem consultant.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sick burn.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coming soon to the LF bleachers.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The migrant caravan is coming to eat your cats and dogs because of Biden and woke. So we’re going to turn the Grand Canyon into a data center named Grand Trump Center. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can’t afford to get there
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Michigan can still win if the NCAA has the courage
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If it’s yellow, that’s a penalty, fellow. If it’s brown, it’s an automatic first down.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How can you not be romantic about college football
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Talarico should do this every day until the election. It’s a good bit, and Paxton will be able to better relate to the rest of us getting all the text messages from Talarico.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nice grinding AB. Jesus Christ.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I should probably log off before I learn what the iced coffee stuff means
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People are saying
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sniper nest
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Tao of Stieb @taoofstieb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People will tell you that it is fun to be angry about sports. That it’s an outlet, and a way to let off steam. I’m telling you that sports anger isn’t a release valve. It’s a heaping shovel of coal into the furnace. If you are angry about sports, you’re probably angry about everything else.
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