Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 15/06/2026all those guys on the front lawn of the white house tonight are there because it's not their weekend with their kids and i think it is beautiful when men sync up their custody cycles 395551965
crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Next Friday they'll all be at Trader Joe's with their kids 000
MommyUnit of Beach Therapy, Wine & Super Bowl Wins @mommyunit.bsky.social · 15/06/2026And the kids are most likely better for it. 0140
Bob Geary @bhobgeary.bsky.social · 15/06/2026This post needs to get some kind of award - are the Fullbright or MacArthur people on bsky? 080
The🇨🇦Beard @thecanadianbeard.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Tabernac, BAM!static.klipy.comLudacris's Hilarious Spit TakeALT: Ludacris's Hilarious Spit Take 040
Monax @monax.bsky.social · 15/06/2026if you leave them alone together long enough in a GNC, they just naturally sync up 1131
Sarxory @sarxory.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Bold of you to assume the majority of that crowd can get laid.. 000
WitchypooRose @witchypoorose.bsky.social · 15/06/2026😂static.klipy.comSurprised Pikachu Face - Mind Blown MemeALT: Surprised Pikachu Face - Mind Blown Meme 020
💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 15/06/2026Morty from the top rope!static.klipy.comMacho Man Flying Elbow DropAlt: Macho Man Flying Elbow Drop 130
Jay O'Brien @jayobrien76.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I was going to go with "pissed off that their old high school got rid of their Native American mascot," but yours works too. 0130
pcrritesgood.bsky.social @pcrritesgood.bsky.social · 15/06/2026It’s actually not that hard when most of them have lost all visitation rights. 020
Encapsidate Your Genome @encapsidated.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I somehow suspect that most of them aren't allowed to spend time with their kids or be near schools. 010
The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 15/06/2026It’s kind of ironic Jenius threw a massive Pride 🏳️🌈 celebration having a bunch of jacked, sweaty, oiled up men grapple* for (& at) his pleasure! (*they overloaded a bunch of strikers specifically to avoid ground writhing/grappling 🤣)static.klipy.comSimpsonsALT: Simpsons 000
Jonathan @jginsburg.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I wonder how many had to go to a judge to get their weekends changed for this. 010
timeagan.bsky.social @timeagan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026“when men sync up their custody cycles” is why you are a true poster and I am merely a reader of posts. 0700
deepkillaryblues.bsky.social @deepkillaryblues.bsky.social · 15/06/2026They’re having simultaneous herpes outbreaks, too. 000
Dennis Maxwell @dmax12345.bsky.social · 15/06/2026C’mon. Most of those guys only get monthly supervised visits anyway, are you kidding me? 010
Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Read this to the room last night, and it garnered 5/6 laughs from the audience. 100
creampyre.bsky.social @creampyre.bsky.social · 15/06/2026It's cute you think they still have visitation rights 41191
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 15/06/2026if you follow me for this post, you're about to have a real bad time 62002
Mike @mstoney.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Secret Service aren’t the only ones with protective orders 0110
Myles Byrne @neuroplastic.bsky.social · 15/06/2026it can be beautiful, but also a bit much when they all bleed out of the hole in their childhoods together 260
no one (spooky👻) @gregory-c-leavitt.bsky.social · 15/06/2026i’m sure a lot of them have restraining orders that keep them away from their children too 000
gurschecomedy.bsky.social @gurschecomedy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Was "custody cycles" the name of the motorcycle act, or did they miss an opportunity? 010
