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Joel The Bandit

@joel311bandit.bsky.social
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"Hey look everyone! It's Joel The Party Bandit"-Andrew W.K" The same narc from all the other socials. The dude probably going nuts at a local KC show. Homegrown forever.

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KU | The University of Kansas @universityofkansas.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Tickets are currently on sale for this fall’s Day on the Hill concert at KU featuring the Grammy Award-winning music group Turnstile. 🎸 The Oct. 6 event is a return of the former concert series that ran at KU from the early 1990s through 2007. bit.ly/4x2aIcd
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Tickets go on sale today for Day on the Hill concert featuring Turnstile
Turnstile, which made history this year by winning Grammy Awards in both the metal and rock categories in the same year, will be joined by artists Slayyyter and Die Spitz for the Oct. 6 event.
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RMJ @rmccarthyjames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
pretty funny that turnstile and slayyyter spent the whole weekend being the coolest people in the world in new york city and now they both are coming to play a show in..... beautiful lawrence, kansas. to play for me, a middle-aged woman wearing jeans and a t-shirt with a buff skeleton holding an axe
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Props to whoever sets off fireworks in my neighborhood after the Chiefs win. I’d like to meet you.
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Jane Doe @keepingsanewth4.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
GAME OVER RAIDER CUCKS CHEATING ASS PIECES OF SHIT
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Cody Tapp @codybtapp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
SUCK IT YOU DIRTY ASS MOTHERFUCKING RAIDERS!!!!!
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Jane Doe @keepingsanewth4.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
CHOKE ON THE DICK
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I want to throw up. Then hug him. And cry.
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Cody Tapp @codybtapp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn Thornton hurt bad. That’s awful.
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Isaac @unclefuzz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
fuck
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I saw him pointing and followed it to his ankle and OH GOD NO NO NO NO NO NO
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh sup K9
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happy brickentimes day @bigblocks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
call miss cleo, a black lady with a head scarf, famed television psychic from the 90s. speech bubble pointing at quoted skeet like she's saying it
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People say it’s hard to feel “spooky season” when it’s 100 degrees but actually the sun melted my ninja turtle mask onto my face permanently and now I stalk the neighborhood at night with twin katanas, so it all works out.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eh I think it’s a pretty accurate mirror for how much of society thinks about violence and SA against women
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Cody Tapp @codybtapp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m pretty sure this QB matchup tonight is the worst pairing of human beings in NFL history
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Truly gross stuff.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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KC Opossum's Ko-fi is HOT AND TASTY @kcopossum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
POV you're playing the latest RPG and you encounter me as an unlockable character:
A traditional ink pen and colored pencil illustration by @kcopossum if an opossum smoking a blunt in the style of a video game response with a text bubble that says "i got no fuckin idea...they told me this was gonna be GALAGA!!!"
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 01/10/2026
It’s coming.
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Dancing Skeletons Halloween Graveyard
ALT: Dancing Skeletons Halloween Graveyard
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
for ONE second i thought this was Finn the Human 😭😭😭
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
espn having audio issues 🤝 bluesky not showing half your feed
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Eddie from Stranger Things holding a copy of Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 and yelling "This is music!"
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dressing as Chris Hansen for Halloween and showing up to people’s houses while they’re giving out candy to children and asking them “you see how this looks, right?”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm so mad at myself for not seeing this one coming. Sicko playcaller with an experienced backup QB is the ultimate upset formula.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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Martha, but like, super spooky @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the most important thing men can do, and they must be doing it immediately. People create culture. People can change it. If you can't remember the last time you created some social awkwardness by telling another man to stop with that shit, you probably aren't pulling your weight.
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Cody Tapp @codybtapp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is Sirianni or Sean Payton the least likable coach in the NFL?
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I have a trillionaire body type then WHERE IS MY MONEY
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
there are more Cornell frat boys accused of raping one woman than there are trans women athletes in the entire ncaa. But tell us more about how you want to protect women.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brutal! The Cornell rapists had to write those essays in longhand while still recovering from a slap on the wrist.
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
refs got money on it
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Developing: Brett Favre has applied to the Mississippi Temporary Assistance for Needy Families fund to get his pick-six record back.
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maffew going to MAGFest @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I dont have the words right now RIP PAC
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"A doink in Denver"
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Mike Sterling, A Halloween Comic Shipping First Week of November @mikester.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
"MTV Get Off the Air" by the Dead Kennedys www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyvj...
youtube.com
M.T.V. Get Off the Air
YouTube video by Dead Kennedys - Topic
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Metaphysician @metaphysician.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Nostalgia struck today. I remembered being 13, working on a school project. It involved art, which I had some inate ability with so it was all very stress free for my ADHD brain; something I could do while watching a Daria marathon on MTV. I felt content, purposeful. Seems banal but I was happy.
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Daria Morgendorffer Smirks
ALT: Daria Morgendorffer Smirks
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MTV is delaying the VMAs for overtime football? lolz
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Kansas City Royals @royals.com · 27/09/2026
FINAL: Royals 3, Guardians 2 #HEYHEYHEYHEY
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Jane Doe @keepingsanewth4.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Patrick Mahomes was 20/24 for 246 yds and 2 TDS. While he did throw an interception the Chiefs are 3-0 this season. Mahomes appears to be fully recovered from his ACL/LCL surgery that occurred just 9 months ago.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Scott Hanson of RedZone talking about a man who sexually assaulted 28 women and might lead his team to a meaningless week 3 win: "Even with all the things swirling around in Deshaun Watsons back story, he can be a hero in this game"
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Jane Doe @keepingsanewth4.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lol Bengals
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Butker always leaving points on the field. Get back in the kitchen, bitch.
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Jane Doe @keepingsanewth4.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Love when Buttlicker misses from his money zone. Loser.
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s not a real Chiefs game until Butker misses a kick.
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Foxtrot Delta Tango - 8647 @hugh2d2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Get back in the kitchen, Buttlicker
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Jane Doe @keepingsanewth4.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s the D I always want to see
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Old reliable Kelce, bitch‼️🫶
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