KC Opossum @kcopossum.bsky.social · 7hFor the 2nd straight month on the last day of the month I went "ah shit I gotta go like 40ish MPH on this bicycle" and I did that, will this trend continue next month on October 31st??? Trick or treating children, get out of my way!!!!! 010
KC Opossum @kcopossum.bsky.social · 7hUNFORTUNATELY mostly due to the threat of rain and some other factors im gonna be an idiot and not go to starlight for that salt n pepa concert it is okay to throw things at me I know what you're thinking ITS JUST RAIN but instead I am going to go play bingo oh snap 170
KC Opossum @kcopossum.bsky.social · 8hIf you have Samsung appliances and you time at least 4 of them to complete their processes at the exact same moment, all of the little jingles they play will combine into an overture that summons THE SAMSUNG DEMON 2141
KC Opossum @kcopossum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hey yo hello hi thank you to all the critters and followers and overall pretty people who put up with all the incoherent screaming just to get the occasional animal scribble I know that's why we yall are here for the most part but im just here aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaing ok cool ttyl 1140
KC Opossum @kcopossum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026INCREDIBLE POWERFUL NHL DEBUT GOAL TREVOR CONNELLY 2 TO JOTHING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FUCK CHICAGO LOL YES HA HA HA YES!!! 100
KC Opossum @kcopossum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026NBC baseball playoffs producer: "if we dont show that slow zoom in from beyond the outfield with the Yankees Stadium sign in the foreground at least every 15 seconds we will all perish" 020
KC Opossum @kcopossum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026ALREADY ON A POWER PLAY IM THRIVING THIS FEELS SO GOOD FUCK YES HOCKEY IS BACK 100
KC Opossum @kcopossum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Screaming, crying, foaming at the mouth with incredible rabid energy PUCK DROP PUCK DROP PUCK DROP PUCK DROP this new coach better not suck I dont wish Torts was still here but I dont not??? WHERE IS GALLANT??????? 010
KC Opossum @kcopossum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Marlins Man" has to give me at least $30,000 or go away, please stop showing up you were a 2010's gimmick aaaaaaaaa 282
KC Opossum @kcopossum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Holy shit Case Keenum mentioning Bluey, instant cool status achieved, im sorry I wasn't familiar with your game homie wow 040
KC Opossum @kcopossum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026CURDERBURGER IS BACK AT CULVERS!!!!! CONSUMER ALERT!!!!! 171
KC Opossum @kcopossum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Jalen Hurts is blazing 9 / 11 passing JET FUEL STEEL BEAMS 110
KC Opossum @kcopossum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Unless Barkley goes for 300 yards tonight I think my wager on K9 having most yards thru week 3 will hit but it was only a 1 dollar wager whoops 110
KC Opossum @kcopossum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hnnnnnggggg made a goal for my total riding miles on the bike to be 420 this month and im only at 240 with 2 forecasted rainy days left lol whoops 130
KC Opossum @kcopossum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Working a split shift today so after working for 4 hours I am now at home naked smoking blunts until I have to go back to work in 3 hours wow 010
KC Opossum @kcopossum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026!!! The world series starts the same night i leave for colorado aaaaaaaaa BASEBALL ON THE TRAIN CONFIRMED 030
KC Opossum @kcopossum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Going all in on the Kansas City Royals to win their final game to achieve a total of 69 total wins, nice 080