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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 2h

News is breaking that a reality tv/true crime person has died unexpectedly and I hate myself for how much I want to discuss it.

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 3h

I don’t want to be on the timeline where Deshaun Watson is celebrated in any way.

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 6h

You know what’s super fun? When drivers drive down a flooding street and pay no mind to the fact there’s a pedestrian right there who will get slammed if they drive through that standing water. Love this for me.

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 8h

You know what? I think it’s great that it’s still raining. GREAT! I love that my rain gauge shows over 5 inches in 2 days. LOVE IT! I think it should rain even more!

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 10h

And it’s raining again. Fuck this.

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 11h

The clouds have got to be dehydrated by now.

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dear sky: please be happy again. I can’t take any more of your crying.

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Why don’t I have any cute shirts?

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I just don’t think it’s ridiculous of me to think I should be able to lie down in my own bed. And be covered. 🐶🐶

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And now someone has scoured that Iowa-Maryland game and found footage of Jack Smith in the crowd, exactly the section and row. I love this for Eric Schmitt.

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I love the moment you first hear Klobuchar as she understands what Schmitt did wrong. “The Iowa HAWKeyes.” She is painfully familiar with the bullshit of mediocre men.

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ok, so where can someone who avoids awards shows see the dang video?

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The VMA audience is about to be so mad.

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Fuckin’ Saints. What are you doing?!?!

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Oh, great sequence of events, Raiders!

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Man: I’m just fascinated by women sports fans. Gross, dude. We’re not zoo animals. We’re not anomalies. We’re actually no different from men who like sports. We’re not here to be your kink.

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Vinnie’s fattening up my dogs for winter.

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ryan’s day was just made! Pitcher caught the pop-up!

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Now I’m sad that I don’t have any Royals M&Ms as a home run treat.

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’m mad the d back got robbed of that great pick.

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

By George, I think he’s got it!

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Chargers, I caused myself physical pain to root for you and this is the thanks I’m getting? Be better. Just for today.

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Chiefs, don’t now do the super conservative thing such that you give the ball back.

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Pat’s gonna need a massage after that one.

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Idea: play better in the second half.

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I am more frustrated than I wanted to be watching us play this team.

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why do we have to challenge that? What is expedited review for?

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Confession: I’m only just now fully dressed and accessorized. Maybe that will make a difference for the defense.

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’m a fan of this TD treat for me thing.

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The Chiefs defense should consider stopping them.

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The question is how many Chiefs M&Ms do I get for my touchdown treat?

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The thing about noon kickoffs is fuck morning.

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Men, you need to be having conversations with your sons, nephews, friends about what to do when someone offers up a drugged woman as “free pussy” in the group chat. It’s disgusting how many men think doing nothing is acceptable.

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I was so sure the ref was gonna deny that goal. Phew.

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I left my book upstairs. Will someone please go get it for me?

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Think I’ll just cry myself to sleep.

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Sarah Jellen @ebyrdstarr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Still about 60 miles from home. How many times can I listen to The Black Dog on a loop?

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