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Full-Stack Developer. I like my own posts. Tell your dog I said hi. Hire women. She/her weddle.dev

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Kelly @weddle.dev · 3h
This is going to be expensive isn’t it?
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 3h
the senate isn’t even scheduled to meet before daylight saving time ends
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 3h
Trump is trying to put The Onion out of business. Feels like an episode of Veep.
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Actual LOL
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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The only acceptable MCU critical writing are Who’s Stronger – Hulk or Thing – pieces.
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 02/10/2026
Ted Lasso has betrayed me.
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 02/10/2026
They say 1 in 6 women have been sexually assaulted that number seems very low. Probably closer to 1 in 6 that HAVENT been sexually assaulted.
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 01/10/2026
COWS IN HATS
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/10/2026
My favorite news today is that Riley Gaines lost in court, and there’s no fifth place in court.
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 01/10/2026
It’s coming.
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Dancing Skeletons Halloween Graveyard
ALT: Dancing Skeletons Halloween Graveyard
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FletcherDodge @fletcherdodge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey fellow denizens of the 913... here's an upcoming chance to voice your opinion in October (that Roger Marshall doesn't want you to know about).
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 30/09/2026
If it’s not a DC crossover then I don’t care.
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 29/09/2026
Good to see this dipshit embarrassing Missouri again and wasting all our time.
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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 28/09/2026
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 29/09/2026
Donald Trump’s head is literally shaped like a block.
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 28/09/2026
Remember this dumb shit? Idk how any minority of any kind would have supported this monster.
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 28/09/2026
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 26/09/2026
A game I helped @demigodrick.bsky.social build is live! He did all the work, I just help a little. It’s a timed game so when it’s gone it’s gone. you can play with a BlueSky account. Visit Ancient Rome. Join the Senate. Fight in the area! Race chariots in the Circus! thebutton.social?ref=69AN2G
thebutton.social
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 25/09/2026
WHAT DISTRICT AM I IN
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WWN @waterfordwhispers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Notorious Hacking Group 'OpenAI' Claims Credit For Breaching Australia's Medicare System waterfordwhispersnews.com/2026/09/2…
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 24/09/2026
Who cares? Furries are nice people. I’ve never met a furry who was an asshole. Seems a lot of politicians are assholes though.
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Northwest Trek Wildlife Park @nwtrek.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The current lead bull is busy bugling all around the Free-Roaming Area! 📯 📹: Keeper Kailey
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 24/09/2026
The Wolf Spiders are thriving in my house.
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 23/09/2026
It’s not sexually explicit material. It’s LGBT+ library books.
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 23/09/2026
I don’t have much of an opinion on Taylor Swift, but I love rabid fanbase looking for clues everywhere.
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 22/09/2026
Time for another episode of our favorite show! What! District! Am! I! In?! apple.news/AkPfpqf7iTdW...
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Appeals court favors Trump-backed Missouri congressional map, but Supreme Court will have final say — The Associated Press
A federal appeals panel has ruled in favor of new Missouri congressional districts backed by President Donald Trump.
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Scott Nover @scottnover.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
BREAKING: TV pool will not be providing coverage of presidential events until further notice b/c of CNN's ban, pool chair and FOX News Washington Bureau Chief Bryan Boughton said. It's effectively a boycott by the fellow members — ABC, CBS, NBC and FOX: www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
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KC Opossum @kcopossum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Crying lol
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 21/09/2026
Subway: no on wants our sandwiches, I guess we’ll try nachos.
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 21/09/2026
Chiefs fans really hate Butker.
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BASEBALL USHER MIKE @froggiemlm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Stupid kicker #chiefs
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 21/09/2026
Mr. Swift.
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 21/09/2026
Queen Latifah, the first celebrity at Arrowhead that I care about.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Kate @kateretired.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Feeling overwhelmed by world events? Find a dog, any dog. 😂🥹❤️
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 20/09/2026
I’m not sure how soldiers’ boners are going to fix gas prices.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a brain. The brain is saying "I'm 30 and YOUNG! I only recently fully developed!"
The second panel shows a heart. The heart says "I hear ya! I can keep going for DECADES more!"
The third panel shows a spine's face. It weakly says, "I am old".
We zoom out and the spine is using a walker. It continues, "so very old".
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 19/09/2026
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 19/09/2026
Headlines are as good as The Onion sometimes gizmodo.com/fbi-warns-ic...
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FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them
ICE officers on dating apps should be wary of tradwives, an FBI memo suggested, as well as any woman whose profile would "appeal" to them.
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 19/09/2026
Even r/Conservative thinks banning CNN, MSNOW, and Politico was dumb. So, yeah.
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 19/09/2026
As a reminder, my challenge to fist fight Stephen Miller still stands. I’m confident I can beat him, but he continues to evade my challenges. He’s scared.
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 16/09/2026
Read this.
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Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 13/03/2026
arstechnica.com
Google Fiber will be sold to private equity firm and merge with cable company
GFiber and Astound to merge with Alphabet selling majority stake to Stonepeak.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026
PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal? P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.
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준 Jun @royalsjun.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Here's Korean call of Patrick Mahomes' 15-yard rushing TD! #ChiefsKingdom
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
rewatching Futurama and every episode is either: - silly Fry episode - silly Bender episode - silly Zoidberg episode - you are of infinitesimal significance to the cosmos and you are doomed to live and die in a blink of existence, trapped in the relentless onward march of time
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 15/09/2026
I bet Andy Reid coaches like Ted Lasso.
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 15/09/2026
Now, I know why I kept seeing so many private jets flying over head today.
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 15/09/2026
In @andr3wsky.bsky.social’s voice: “Well, well, well.”
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Kelly @weddle.dev · 14/09/2026
I really thought Kash Patel would have been fired months ago. Everyone in Trump’s orbit is corrupt but the women he fired were at least semi-competent.
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