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Uncle Vimes

@volumetric.bsky.social
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☣️ Defender of Pie Shells ☣️ ☣️I think in italics☣️ 💀Death Survivor💀 Views are my own and usually light hearted. I mow my digital lawn.

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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New series is starting in November a day ahead of my bday. Little 🕐 knight, big heart, off across the Mechanical Sea again. Feels like a good time to jump back in! www.darkhorse.com/comics/3019-... (My fav cover!!! Nintendo Power homage!) #Canto @drewzucker.bsky.social @davidbooher.bsky.social
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Ohio Capital Journal @ohiocapitaljournal.com · 05/10/2026
Family and friends remembered Pierre Damas Bel as a hard-working, loving, and dependable young man who had hopes of building a hospital in Haiti. Hundreds of people attended Damas Bel’s funeral at St. John’s Missionary Baptist Church in Springfield, Ohio on Saturday.
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Haitian college student Pierre Damas Bel remembered for his hard work, kindness, and love of soccer • Ohio Capital Journal
Family and friends remembered Pierre Damas Bel as a hard-working, loving, and dependable young man who had hopes of building a hospital in Haiti.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Went 7-9 on my bets yesterday. Total profit swing 53.85%. It's not always about the losses it's about the wins.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Glad I picked this up. Now I see they've done a Watchman WIP as well. Oh goodness. 11x17 Dark Knight Returns WIP edition.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Taking Northwestern ML tonight. Penn needs this win but man it'd suck to lose your first game at your new stadium.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can't fathom paying real money for some tinsel on discord. If its your jam by all means but...
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Went to facebook for the 1st time in 5/6 months. Genuinely felt physically ill doing it. Long history with it from former public life and dealing with abuse/harassment on it. Next time I go? I'm deactivating. I'll make a burner for marketplace.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Will love it when I find a foil shaver that lasts more than 2-3 months. I concede I'm a hirsute fellow but good lord. Bout to become like printers. Buy once, buy a new one versus replacement foil costs.
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Clim @climhazzardzero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Time for an October #promosky from the broski! I'm Clim, a lv 39 gamer manz who's always looking for adventure and mischief and welcomes all good-meaning folk to his table no matter your shape or identity. I'm into: Zelda Castlevania Monster Hunter Classic FPS JRPGs Survival Cozy games Roguelikes
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dressing as Chris Hansen for Halloween and showing up to people’s houses while they’re giving out candy to children and asking them “you see how this looks, right?”
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tell ya, the Jews and their weather control app are sure at it with Ed.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Do I hear a $5,001 offer Democrats?
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One downside no one is talking about with the remake of the Ocarina of Time is the fact we're going to have a legion of kids playing hot cross buns.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I can't remember the last time I set down for a meal at home. I graze.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Crude prices are nearly as up as my midnight oil.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm jaded. Having survived the console wars of yore whats going on these days? It's for the youths. I'll adapt.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Told the nurses today before the MRI the Line on my O/U to fall asleep was 5.5 minutes.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Glad I bet that George Santos would be the first banned on Kalshi on Kalshi.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
*pokes bluesky with a stick*
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
When someone tells you or says, "Society says..." Remark, "Where is this Mr. Society? He has yet to come to my door."
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I really need to quit bidding in auctions when drunk. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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T rex fossil ‘Gus’ sells for $50.1m at New York auction, setting new record
Skeleton judged to be one of the largest and most complete ever unearthed was excavated on a ranch in South Dakota
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I'm not super keen on destruction of any property-public or private. However I can turn a big blind eye away from any urges one might have against flock cameras. I don't want to rush 'Minority Report' as a documentary as quick as we are. Thank you.
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Minority Report Looking
ALT: Minority Report Looking
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Holiday Historical Tidbit: We're not celebrating the signing of the Declaration, this would be August 2nd. We're celebrating the adoption of it. Make sure to share with someone who is a bit too festive! You're welcome!
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Took this picture outside earlier.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Ring Feeders, thing used that cows eat from, are being outlawed. Apparently cows aren't getting a square meal.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
A knock upon my door without notice goes unanswered.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Oxford and Webster are going to need to adjust the definition of 'ceasefire' here soon.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 04/05/2026
The Sun emerging from behind the Moon, as seen by the Artemis II crew. Image ART002/ART002-E-10583; credit: NASA/Artemis II Crew
A bright light shines in the centre of the image; the irregular topography of the Moon blocks most of the Sun.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
For over two weeks we had 1 day not below freezing and today? It's 60F and I'm...I'm just not sure what to do with myself.
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a man is sitting at a table in front of a sign that says italian sausage
ALT: a man is sitting at a table in front of a sign that says italian sausage
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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Skybound @skybound.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
It’s #FOC day so please, follow along 🧵 🥷 G.I. Joe #6
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Skybound @skybound.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Out today for #NCBD, straight from the Energon Universe: 🚗 Transformers #18 🌌 Void Rivals #17 Roll out to your local comic book shop and get them now!
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