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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 3h
When you are 3 years old but also kind of gangster
It’s Ophelia with her arms crossed trying to give me a serious face.
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My child has been physically attached to me for 2 straight days. She currently has a sizable chunk of my hair in her hand. I’m so tired.
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Kenneth Parcell's 'That's Neat!' Moment
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Very saddened to say I won’t be able to headline Tim Pool’s student event in Chicago this week. I unfortunately have other plans.
Hi Katherine,
Timcast Media is partnering with the Chicago Thinker to host a student event in Chicago on October 9 at 4:00 PM.
The event will feature a one-on-one conversation with Tim Pool followed by a live student Q&A. To create a dynamic and balanced dialogue, we are specifically seeking a featured guest to represent a left-leaning perspective.
Timcast Media will fully cover and arrange all travel and accommodations.
Thank you in advance for your consideration.
Sincerely,
[REDACTED]

Hi Lisa,
Sorry, I'll be too busy slamming my hand in a car door that day to talk with Tim. Hope you understand.
Kat
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a community note for the ages.
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know we’re all familiar with mansplaining, but toddlersplaining is becoming an epidemic.
Ophelia sitting on the floor in the midst of correcting me about something wrong I said or did.
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Probably in the minority but I really don’t want him coming back.
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Alright well I’m ready to go sit in the middle of the street and set myself on fire now.
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A dislocated ankle? I mean it looked like it dislocated itself from his leg but I’m not a doctor.
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A week 5 bye during a 17 game season is stupid as fuck.
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s called Raidering, JJ.
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
that was gross and no one had fun
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
YOU FUCKING LOSE YOU DIRTY ASS RAIDER FUCKS EAT SHIT BITCH
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That was not a catch
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Would be cool if the raiders defense didn’t get to manhandle our receivers.
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
EAT MY FUCKING ASS YOU UGLY FUCKING RAIDERS
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh fuck you Kirk
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
KENNETH MOTHERFUCKING WALKER IS YOUR DADDY
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I SAID GET THE BALL WHEN THEY TACKLED HIM BEFORE HE FUMBLED SO YOU ARE WELCOME
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I want to throw up. Then hug him. And cry.
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh my gosh is foot is completely broken. Jesus Christ.
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Go be Patrick.
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My child just stood up and said “thanks dad” after he changed her pull-up. 🫠🫠
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Really enjoying JJ’s commentary. He’s as good as I expected he’d be.
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TYQUAN THORNTON SAY HIS NAME
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh sup K9
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Leave Toub in Vegas.
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hello Chiefs?
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Jon Taffer Yells 'Do F*cking Something!'
Alt: Jon Taffer Yells 'Do F*cking Something!'
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
HAHAHA DIPSHITS
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s a legal hit. Argue with your dog.
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That man is unreal.
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Omg he did something!!
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG HAHAHAHA
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good morning to my fellow Mizzou fans. ‘Tis a most beautiful morn’. 🐯
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A thread about a great cat, and the post-retirement creative evolution of a great artist, in 20 images...
My late cat The Bear in a box marked Hotel California, realising he can check out but he can never leave.
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh hello
Chicken and dumplings with veggies over mashed potatoes with crescent rolls on the side.
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
HOW BOUT THEM TIGERS 🐯 MIZ
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Garbage
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ohhhhhhhh, Harpo’s.
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m not saying this is because of their cutest fan buuuuuuut
Well. This is my child. Shes at the playground in the same pit with some shovels and a bucket.Her hair is insane and in her face. But she’s wearing a cuter little Hello Kitty Mizzou shirt. Go Tigers.
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Take that back ope sorry
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
OH MY DUCKING GOD JAMAL ROBERTS
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
28. Unanswered. Points.
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Florida coach basically just said let’s try not to make it worse in the 4th quarter start the plane
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
THAT WAS A FUCKING BULLET MY GOD
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JAMAL ROBERTS HAVE MY BABY I LOVE YOU
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
M I Z
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
OH MY GOD HOW
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is where I would normally say this makes last week’s loss even more frustrating but I actually think that’s why they game out today playing out of their minds in every facet of the game.
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
NAILED IT
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