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YoMa816

@yomahomes.bsky.social
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Whether in a maximum security prison or on a playground- crazy beats tough every time.

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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 15h
He so dumb he tells us all that nobody knew dumb had a b on the end. How fucking dumb is that? Real fucking dumb.
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 15h
The president insults people because he’s dumb with a b.
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 16h
Keep thinking about the Yankees catcher trying to stretch that shit into a triple lmaooooo
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 18h
I can’t believe I still had on my bra. It’s 7:40.
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 19h
Aranda‼️
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 22h
Spooky season 🎃 👻
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 23h
Honestly, I might call Tom’s phone. I hate DST lol
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hugged someone 2 days ago who was wearing patchouli and I can still smell it. 😩
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you’re with me.. no skips when 2Pac comes on.
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I would be happy with a Brewers/White Sox series. I said what I said.
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😅
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Th e logo from The Whitest Kids U Know
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Found out yesterday that I can no longer drink alcohol. Nbd since I haven’t had a drink in 15yrs. Thankfully I’ve pretty much always been a weed girl.
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😅
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today is my appointment to get all my test results. I’m a little scared but trying to remain positive. Good vibes, please.
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Props on turning your season around Red Sox.. but this is where it ends 😐
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Indoor baseball is so dumb.
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now this seems like the kind of thing the Secretary of Defense should be real worried about if he wasn’t too busy injecting testosterone directly into his nutsack.
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did Greg Abbott tweet some shit and jinx the Astros again lmaooo
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Harper redeems himself lol
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank god pitchers don’t have to hit anymore.
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Keenum is giving off we’re going streaking vibes lmaooo
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The play call is the same name as my weed.
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BAM 💥
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Picked their ass apart all the way down the field.
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Loved the national anthem tonight.
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m glad Luda didn’t rap about the tush push.
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I guess this place died for a little bit today. Glad it’s back.
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maye & Nix are the same person to me.
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Show me sad Jerry Jones
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ooooh they’re gonna play Brazilian music all afternoon during this Ravens Cowboys game
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Kermit the Frog's Hilarious Dance Moves
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rodgers looking like a smug prick.
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Burrow 🥴 what a disaster drive
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Butker always leaving points on the field. Get back in the kitchen, bitch.
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s not a real Chiefs game until Butker misses a kick.
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chiefs always gotta make ya a little fucking nervous.. always.
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Victory blunt formation‼️
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And just like that we’re up 2 TDs
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This game has been strange & fast.
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Old reliable Kelce, bitch‼️🫶
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thanks for making that point, Trent. Shut the haters up.
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s all food & weight loss commercials during the game. Which I guess is better than pharmaceutical commercials.
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This game is getting weird.
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cam looks like a real life hillbilly 🥴
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fumble‼️
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Get in your fucking bag, Spags.
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Walker untouched TD, bitch‼️
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chiefs just exposed them on the 1st play lol
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