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Jenna @jennaonthenet.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
David Byrne came to my band’s show at a gay bar in Bed-Stuy and sang This Must Be The Place with us and I still haven’t processed it
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Jane Espenson @janeespenson.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
When I was kid, I really disliked tartar sauce. But now I kind of like it. Just goes to show you that at some point they improved tartar sauce.
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ruthburns.bsky.social @ruthburns.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Nerdy joke warning. 😁 I've been planning this since I first saw the Newton for Hyde sign.
A photo taken through the window of a train. The name of the station "Newton for Hyde" can be seen on a sign. Inside the train a piece of paper is held up to the window with a sketch of a bewigged gentleman holding up a sign saying "Leibnitz for Jekyll"
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DataMB @datamb.football · 03/08/2025
🇰🇷 Heung-Min Son (Tottenham, 2024/25) 🎖️ 95th percentile for assists 🎖️ 94th percentile for key passes 🎖️ 88th percentile for npxG + xA 🎖️ 76th percentile for progressive carries 👉 datamb.football/Son_Heung_Min_Winger_stats
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
[Scene is Women’s World Cup match showing on big screen in pub, lots of FANS in pub watching it cheerfully, apart from one guy at the back looking grumpy]
 
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FANS [as goal goes in]:
YYEEEESSS!

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COMMENTATOR 1 VOICEOVER ON THE TV:
Ooh and there's been a VAR check on that goal

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COMMENTATOR 2:
Yeah Robyn it looks like there’s been a question about it...

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[show a miserable gammony bloke watching the same from the back of the pub]

COMMENTATOR 2:
…from Brian at the back of the pub.

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COMMENTATOR 1:
Looking at the replay we can see Brian using this rare moment of uncomplicated national joy

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COMMENTATOR 1:
to talk about men.

BRIAN [holding his pint while he watches the screen, grumbling his own commentary]:
Grumble Grumble Grumble men’s game 

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COMMENTATOR 2:
Yeah you can see from his body position he’s making a dumb and sexist comparison there 

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COMMENTATOR 1:
The ref’s made her decision…
[Ref returns to the pitch, making one of the big VAR speeches they’ve started doing through her head-mic]

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REF:
MY JUDGEMENT IS…

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REF:
BRIAN IS TALKING BOLLOCKS.

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PEOPLE IN PUB:
YEEEAAH

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PEOPLE IN PUB [all pointing at Brian]:
SHUT UP BRIAN SHUT UP BRIAN
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Roger Protz @rogerprotz.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
My Obituary of Ken Don, inspirational Head Brewer at Young's, who helped save Maris Otter barley, @theguardian.com Also appeared online some time ago.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 26/07/2025
Phil knows what he did.
@iwanttoleaveok IG

Phil --
You have taken more than your Fair share of my family's rhubarb.
Time to stop.
You are no
longer Welcome
in these gardens
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Making kids laugh can sometimes be difficult but when you get it just right it’s a brilliant thing!
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Helen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
You can only pick one. Which one?
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 25/07/2025
Three days after this went viral me and @philfletcher.bsky.social made this to cash in, and I suggested we might be too late and it would all be over soon. Yet three years on here we are.
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Imagine our shock when we saw it was a BMW…😏 #WorldBollardAssociation
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Bird Buddy told me we had a loggerhead shrike, so I went to look and - of course - it was a sparrow. I decided to check out the next card which it told me was a house finch and, folks? We finally got one!
House finch in a burn feeder. He has red head and chest, but otherwise looks pretty much like a sparrow
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/07/2025
Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting
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Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting
TALLAHASSEE, FL—Perplexed that the Department of Justice had chosen a setting with such strange decor to ask her about Jeffrey Epstein’s co-conspirators, Ghislaine Maxwell confirmed Thursday that she ...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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Jolo 𓅬 @jo10.net · 24/07/2025
"Brandon Stirrup".
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Jolo 𓅬 @jo10.net · 24/07/2025
@falconryfinance.bsky.social - this refers to some form of raptor-product bait and switch shenanigans, right?
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Dan Killam @dantheclamman.blog · 22/07/2025
One like, one clam fact
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Jolo 𓅬 @jo10.net · 24/07/2025
That sea silk is long lasting stuff by the sound of it.
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Jolo 𓅬 @jo10.net · 24/07/2025
Do we want people to integrate or not?
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David Brace @davidbrace2.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
If you've been interested in owning one of my crushed can paintings, but affordability is an issue, I'm going to make a bunch of small paintings on watercolour paper (5 1/4 x 7 1/4".) The first one will be a pink Crush Cream Soda can. There may be ants, too. They'll be $100(Cdn) ea & sent by mail.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/07/2025
KEXP just played T-Pain covering War Pigs and I'm obligated to share it with you, here's T-Pain covering War Pigs and it fucking rips
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T Pain War Pigs
YouTube video by Working 2gether Inc.
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
If the past really is a foreign country, I’m surprised that the Daily Mail would want to live there.
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
For anyone who hasn’t seen it, this is the Spirit of Detroit. He’s quite beautiful!
The Spirit of Detroit statue.
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S: 

Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier.
Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready."
Five stars. Will absolutely return.
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Friends of Friendless Churches @friendlesschurches.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Caught Moss-Handed: how the rare mosses on the roof of St James’s, Llangua enabled the conviction of two criminals in the 1950s. 1/8
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Chris Stringer @chrisbstringer.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Bison licking its shoulder, from La Madeleine, carved in reindeer antler Photo: Don Hitchcock 2008
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Logging on to read the internet
Cat in pinata
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Jolo 𓅬 @jo10.net · 22/07/2025
This post and its replies are really interesting. How good are we at spotting AI generated images?
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David Brace @davidbrace2.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
"Don't you touch that, don't you fucking dare, you little...", oil on canvas, 8x10", 2021 (commission)
A painting of 3 tangerines, one partially unpeeled, against an olive green/brown background. From above the paw of a black cat is reaching down to the unpeeled tangerine.
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James Bloodworth @jamesbloodworth.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Lost Boys is £0.99 on Kindle for a limited time only. If you've been thinking about reading it and have a Kindle, now is probably the time to get yours www.amazon.co.uk/Lost-Boys-Un...
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Lost Boys: A Personal Journey Through the Manosphere eBook : Bloodworth, James: Amazon.co.uk: Books
Lost Boys: A Personal Journey Through the Manosphere eBook : Bloodworth, James: Amazon.co.uk: Books
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 20/07/2025
This thread is incredible.
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Jason ✨👾SaaStr.Ai✨ Lemkin (@jasonlk)
.@Replit goes rogue during a code freeze and shutdown and deletes our entire database
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Old Football Photos @ofp11.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
#JimmyGreaves #TottenhamHotspur #THFC
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
i can see this one is going to get a lot of use
a comic thay depicts a trump supporter telling a dem if they puchthe button djt goes to jail for life BUT so does bill clinton like its a gotcha and the dem just keeps pushing the red button
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Mark Turetsky? Why, he disappeared 20 years ago... @markturetsky.com · 17/07/2025
Someone on a Discord mentioned they looked like Zod and his gang, so I just had to...
A (fake) Newsweek cover. It's Zod's gang from Superman 2 on the cover, with the text over them that says "Bisexuality: Not gay. Not straight. A new sexual identity emerges"
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Ian Scott @polpo.org · 17/07/2025
Here's some OPL3 to melt your face off: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL2X... Plenty of texture in this!
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Otomata Labs - Crystal Oscillator (YMF262)
YouTube video by Abstract 64
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
General Boles Guide To Investing - invest early and regularly into low cost tracker funds - diversify by geography and asset class - when the market falls, buy the dip - as you approach retirement, rebalance towards less volatile assets - marry rich - sell your bathwater to perverts
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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
What we have here is failure to communicate. No, hang on. Ok, no. It's a dog. Sorry, I didn't see the tail. What we have here is a dog.
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Alison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Stunning 2,000 year-old Roman emerald green glass bowl 💚 📷 The Met www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti... #Archaeology
The image shows an intact Roman glass bowl cast from translucent emerald green glassagainst a grey background. 

To make the bowl, a disc of glass was slumped over a mould and shaped. The green colour was produced by adding copper oxide. The Met describes the shape of the bowl as ‘short, outsplayed rim with beveled edge; carinated side, with two convex curves, the upper being shallow and the lower deep; slightly convex bottom within outsplayed base ring with flat edge’. This shape was modelled on Roman silverware and Arretine pottery. 
Height: 5.4 cm (2 1/8 in.) diameter: 12 cm (4 3/4 in.)
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
You don’t often get just one fruit fetishist. They usually come in pears.
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Lee Madgwick @leemadgwick.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
The Rumour (2022) Oil and acrylic on canvas
Brick house behind metal fence on a hill with two wheelie bins.
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Will Judd 威廉 @wsjudd.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
The mechanical keyboards subreddit can turn up some absolute gold from time to time. For instance, did you know that Scient*logy had an IT department with their own bespoke keyboards, made for them by Cherry?! www.reddit.com/r/Mechanical...
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From the MechanicalKeyboards community on Reddit: The INCOMM Scientology Keyboard / Cherry G80-1165HAU (See last photos and desc.)
Explore this post and more from the MechanicalKeyboards community
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SCOUTED @scoutedftbl.com · 16/07/2025
Arsenal signed Willian, Everton signed James Rodríguez and Spurs signed GIovani Lo Celso in the same summer that Crystal Palace signed Ebere Eze.
Screenshots of tweets from SCOUTED, which read:

"Ebere Eze has played his last game in the Championship; what a season to go out on. Immense fun to watch – executing ridiculous things week-after-week – and backed it up with production as a ball-carrier, scorer, and playmaker. A second division superstar.

"Premier League will be the next step. Linked with moves recently, but we think he's a level above those. Bigger clubs and better teams who pass on him this summer will regret it. Arsenal, Everton, Spurs, whoever – go get him straight out of the Championship."
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 16/07/2025
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Can't even have a passionate male friendship any more because of woke.
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
i just referred to opsec failure as flopsec and i think i'm gonna smoke a cigar to that one
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