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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Typical BBC here, that's the wrong military headwear. Should be a maroon beret as he's clearly Para as fuck.

Ross Kemp in a peaked naval cap with a red outlined anchor on the front. He's turning to his right and asking "Didn't just kill me, did you?" to someone who replies "No!"

Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Rarely so delighted to be finishing work at the point the US is having its morning coffee break and pondering such quaint English terminology.

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 28/09/2026

genuinely can’t remember for the first so Americans, without searching, what do you think these two things are

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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Looks like the South Gloucestershire Extreme Doggers are going to have to start being more careful about their meet up points.

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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If Tarantino had directed the new Sense and Sensibility

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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm not a huge fan of discovering that the American equivalent of Garth Marengi is the approved 'philosopher' behind the AI boom.

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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

When I die I'd like the epitaph on my headstone to read "I wanted to be buried over there, you've made a grave error."

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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The radio call to the Solomon Browne unanswered. The seconds of static that seem to drag on into minutes, hours, days. The repeat call, out into radio silence. Anyone attacking the RNLI is no mariner, has no concept of the power of the sea and should sit down and shut the fuck up.

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026

Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses

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Paul Carnahan @pacarnahan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

'...it’s not that public opinion shifted, it’s that billionaires started pumping out negative propaganda against trans people.' That's the key. Telling bigots that they're heroes for being shitty to people who don't need any more shit in their lives was the game-changer.

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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Policing who is and isn't Jewish enough is a shite thing to do at any point in time but doing it when there are fascists on the streets of Britain and literal Nazis winning German elections seems particularly bold.

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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Bit late to post this, but a few days ago I went to look at some historic vessels in Lowestoft - and amazingly nobody had warned them I was coming. Consequently they were unexpectedly light on the traditional greeting of flaming torches and pitchforks.

Two old trawlers and a sailing fishing smack, the latter fully dressed with signal flags.

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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My milkshake brings all the buoys to the yard, and they're like "Safe water to the south, no, north, no, west, isolated wreck, leave me to port, to starboard, left hand down a bit, right hand up a bit, EVERYBODY DOWN!"

A confusion (correct plural term) of navigation buoys at the Dutch port of Den Helder. Good luck obeying all of the conflicting instructions from these, although to be fair as they're on land you should probably not try navigating your vessel through them anyway unless your name starts with Ever...

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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Indefinite leave to remain Vs definite remains to leave.

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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Police have released a photofit of the lead suspect.

A Guinness advertisement, this is one with a toucan, beak curved into a grin and sitting on a weathervane about a village. It has a pint of Guinness balanced on its beak and the legend "Lovely day for a Guinness" above it. Cheers!

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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Don't remember Matt Goodwin being a pro snooker player. BBC News - Sheffield artist defends "unfinished" Ronnie O'Sullivan mural - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Sheffield artist defends "unfinished" Ronnie O'Sullivan mural

The mural on a snooker club wall has gone viral - but artist says "touch-ups" are still needed.

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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Congratulations to the new King of Norway, Harald VI: Tromsø Drift.

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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I'd quite like to know why Harry Brook has chosen 88 as his shirt number in all forms of the game. Sure there's a perfectly innocent reason but it's not his birth year and other connotations of that number raise questions, eyebrows and possibly the right arm.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026

dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it

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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Anyone who subscribes to a movement that includes the word 'realist' in it should be aware that the way that is viewed more widely outside their proto-fash bubble is akin to countries that put 'Democratic' in their name. It's clearly a fucking lie. Gender realists, race realists, you're just cunts.

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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

This open letter could've been a putsch.

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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I want to go back to a month or so ago when as far as I knew Confas could just be some obscure sporting association acronym embroiled in some kind of fun corruption or doping scandal rather than a swarmy waste of offal with thoroughly repugnant opinions.

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Nadine Batchelor-Hunt @nadinebh.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I don’t think there’s ever been a clearer example of the British media bullying someone, who was so clearly vulnerable, to death so shamelessly in my lifetime for engagement and clicks And now we’ll have to watch the people that did it claim they’re shocked, and horrified Revolting

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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Feel privileged to have seen the once in a lifetime moment when colanders come out to breed.

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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Well, it was touch and go there for a wee bit there but, got to hand it to the lads, sacrificing those virgins did bring the sun back right enough.

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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Me, a Scottish defender trying to rally his friends: "Come on boys, they can take our lives but they'll never take our freedom" My friends, looking up into the sky: "Boulder, Hamish. Boulder." Me, more boldly: "I said, they can take our lives..." CRUNCH.

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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

A man just jogged past in a chef's hat and it's nice to see Ratatouille out getting his daily exercise.

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Haters focusing on Liddle's violence toward his pregnant partner, his galloping racism, or his repeated defences of paedophilia, should remember to mention he was also one of the worst writers to ever do it. A calorie-free hack of the first water. Just absolute dogshit, back to front.

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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

"Why are people saying nasty things about my friend, who said utterly repugnant things for most of his waste of a life?" An upsettingly large but unsurprising number of journalists and politicians.

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

You can find out a lot about the reasons why some people strongly dislike other people and ideas, by looking at the things they like and want.

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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

It's often said that only the good die young. In unrelated news Rod Liddle has died old.

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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

These days you can be blocked just for saying you're British

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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

One of the best Saturdays going (although I'm going to the Stromness Shopping Week parade this evening and that is usually joyously chaotic)

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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Right, we're going to make A Christmas Carol historically accurately as Dickens intended with all the ghosts and spirits and stuff but without the fucking Muppets and Tiny Tim who did die...

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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

As someone whose accent oscillates wildly between Edinburgh, Newcastle, Kent, Caernarvon, Kirkwall and, bizarrely, Penzance (where I have never lived) I appreciate the issue.

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