I don't really understand why a player would pick Chelsea at the moment - they are clearly stockpiling and selling, so there's no way you can trust them if they say you will play.
But they are having a bit of success with it, and obviously there's an attractiveness to London, so who knows?
![[Scene is Women’s World Cup match showing on big screen in pub, lots of FANS in pub watching it cheerfully, apart from one guy at the back looking grumpy]
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FANS [as goal goes in]:
YYEEEESSS!
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COMMENTATOR 1 VOICEOVER ON THE TV:
Ooh and there's been a VAR check on that goal
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COMMENTATOR 2:
Yeah Robyn it looks like there’s been a question about it...
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[show a miserable gammony bloke watching the same from the back of the pub]
COMMENTATOR 2:
…from Brian at the back of the pub.
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COMMENTATOR 1:
Looking at the replay we can see Brian using this rare moment of uncomplicated national joy
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COMMENTATOR 1:
to talk about men.
BRIAN [holding his pint while he watches the screen, grumbling his own commentary]:
Grumble Grumble Grumble men’s game
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COMMENTATOR 2:
Yeah you can see from his body position he’s making a dumb and sexist comparison there
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COMMENTATOR 1:
The ref’s made her decision…
[Ref returns to the pitch, making one of the big VAR speeches they’ve started doing through her head-mic]
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REF:
MY JUDGEMENT IS…
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REF:
BRIAN IS TALKING BOLLOCKS.
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PEOPLE IN PUB:
YEEEAAH
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PEOPLE IN PUB [all pointing at Brian]:
SHUT UP BRIAN SHUT UP BRIAN](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreidptbbvbpc664jxdtqfonnmfoz4mb2ldyiglirnxknvunk5uc6e4u)
