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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/09/2026
@wfl0wrz on twitter: "i think my cat might be hungry"
[A fluffy grey cat sitting on a kitchen counter. The camera angle makes the cat appear human-sized relative to the background cabinets.]

leoblud (@iamleoblud) quote-tweets: "I thought he was like 6 feet tall for a second oh my god"
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Billy, Garry, Orville @billythecat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
You are Upside the Down!!
Billy the brown tabby cat is lying on the bed, and has his head turned so it is upside down compared to the camera, staring in surprise with his whiskers white and wide
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
And then… villain mode :3
A black-and-white cat wearing a red polka-dot bow tie
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Becca Patterson @mreauow.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Please tell me this is true. If it's not, leave me to my delusions.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"I hear you're sending me a seventh prime minister"
Larry the Cat, located at 10 Downing Street, London
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
he must've been one of the catulets
reddit.com
From the interestingasfuck community on Reddit: Orange cat interrupts "Romeo and Juliet" theatre performance.
Explore this post and more from the interestingasfuck community
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Saffron & Her Majestic Floof @saffronsfloof.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
#Monday morning stretch into the week. #cats #BlueskyCats #gato #adoptdontshop #fosterkittens #DMV #adoptme
Color photograph. A tiny white Siamese mix kitten lays on her side on a tan bed and seems to be caught mid stretch.
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vaguely witty name here @jlwhite.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Can't drive and don't have a credit card, I look forward to regressing to a fifteen year old apparently, according to the UK government.
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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
You wouldn't kick a miette
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/05/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Soul Music
“Imp?” said Glod. “Why’re you snapping your fingers like that?”
Imp looked down.
“Was I?”
“Yes.”
“Just thinking. My name . . . it’s not right for this music, either.”
“What does it mean in real language?” said Glod.
“Well, all my family are y Celyns,” said Imp, ignoring the insult to an ancient tongue. “It means ‘of the holly.’ That’s all that grows in Llamedos, you see. Everything else just rots.”
“I wasn’t goin’ to say,” said Cliff, “but Imp sounds a bit like elf to me.”
“It just means ‘small shoot,’” said Imp. “You know. Like a bud.”
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
we must be doing something right if this animal is zonked out this hard
orange cat asleep upside down with his tongue out close up on the tongue
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Jane Slayre @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Reposted with ALT cos its funny . How using an algorithim to select photos for your news article is going:
The second doctor who pictured on a news article mentionning the arrest of a second doctor in a FGM case
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Aesop: I TOLD YOU
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
don't look at the news. look at this
orange cat curled up
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Parkin @parkinkatt.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
BLEP
Photo of a ginger and white cat close to the camera, with his tongue poking out.
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Read one of the best fantasy series of all time. Start with Guards Guards, then go in publication order. It's peak.
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Anodyne @anodynesix.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Cassie tries to fetch a tree.
A tawny chinook dog (Cassie) tries to gnaw on a large tree branch with her eyes toward the sky while standing in fallen leaves before a paved path through a park.
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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Taro is now a Snail
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
and a blep morning to you as well
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Indiana Jo @indianajoanna.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Happy #caturday from a little black hole in a big black bag.
Black cloth shopping bag on a floor with the head of a cat poking out facing the camera, a look of craziness in its eyes.
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Annie💙&Joe💛 @annieandjoe.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
❄️🎶❄️🎶❄️🎶❄️🎶❄️🎶❄️ Oh, the weather outside is frightful, But this lap is so delightful... 🎶❄️🎶❄️🎶❄️🎶❄️🎶❄️🎶
Ginger cat is sitting on a lap covered with a red plaid blanket.
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Veronica @veronicaf.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I almost got the best photo of Crumpet this morning, and instead I got an excellent photo of Cosette about to headbutt him.
A very stunning grey tabby cat, crouched, looking at me. Photobombing the shot is Cosette, a small tabby calico about to headbutt him.
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Rebecca Stone Gordon @meanlouise.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
#MondayMotivation
Block letter print on notebook paper, pinned to wall

YOU LOOK GREAT.
YOUR TEETH ARE SHARP.
YOUR EYES ARE LUMINOUS.
THE TOWN FOLK WHISPER YOUR NAME IN HUSHED
TONES
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
when 4 Non Blondes said “what’s goin’ on?!?!” I felt that
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Parkin @parkinkatt.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
MUST EXPLOR
Photo of a ginger and white cat on the top shelf of a kitchen cupboard.
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 02/10/2025
Bluesky feed is like ------------------ we're doomed ------------------ we're doomed ------------------ we're doomed ------------------ cute kitty! ------------------ we're doomed ------------------ we're doomed ------------------ [adult content] ------------------ we're doomed ------------------
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vaguely witty name here @jlwhite.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
The best thing you can do with a cat is give them a name that sounds like a diminutive so that all your friends can each make up their own full name
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vaguely witty name here @jlwhite.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Seeing a Kirk mentioned on my timeline and it's always a minute of squinting to tell if it's Star Trek or asshole
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
it is finally happening: the government is making good vibes about Chancleta mandatory. you must only say nice things about Chancleta. even, and especially, if they are not true. this is a law. congress passed it. do not quote Chancleta. if Chancleta said anything distasteful, no he didn't.
An orange and white cat looks forward to hearing only good things
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Goby 🇨🇦 @gobycat10.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Sometimes I need a hand pillow#BlueSkyCats #CatsOfBlueSky #GingerCats #CatsAreFamily #Cats #CatWorldDomination
Goby, a fluffy ginger cat, being held by a man with his head in the man’s hand. His right eye is open and his left is half closed.
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Travis @torachan.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Chonker.
A very large orange cat stretched out on a sofa.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/08/2025
Discworld QOTD, from Lords and Ladies
I don't hold with paddlin' with the occult," said Granny firmly. "Once you start paddlin' with the occult you start believing in spirits, and when you start believing in spirits you start believing in demons, and then before you know where you are you're believing in gods. And then you're in trouble."
"But all them things exist," said Nanny Ogg.
"That's no call to go around believing in them. It only encourages 'em.”
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Embrace the Void @etvpod.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
The phrase “Meta Ethics” showed up on my trending tab which got me super excited because hey maybe a new grounding for moral truth was discovered. But no, just some bullshit about Meta and Taylor Swift. Not a single illuminating conceptual analysis in sight. How dare they appropriate our words. SMDH
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Did you call me?
A black and white cat with bright yellow eyes and a red polka-dot bow tie, sitting on a cat tower shelf and looking directly at the camera as if to say, “Did you call me?”
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 22/08/2025
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Treets for an bavfe gurl whomst is notte afrayed and defiantly didnot hiss at vacoome cleener monstre.
“Treat for a brave girl who is not afraid and definitely didn’t hiss at the vacuum cleaner.”
Tuxedo cat sitting on the floor.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
he is literally wearing my shoe
orange cat on a wood floor with one foot in a loafer
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Her Feline Highness @herfelinehighness.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I was only trying to help. That dough was misbehaving and I set it right. -Macie #CatLife #CatsOfBluesky #Cats
Macie, a brown tabby cat, lounging on a black bed.
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vaguely witty name here @jlwhite.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I never understood the 'make the same comment as everyone else' tendency before tbh, but I think I've fallen into it solely so I can convince myself my account isn't dead
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vaguely witty name here @jlwhite.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Is there any particular reason that those tester pots for paint have been replaced by the worst rollers imaginable
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vaguely witty name here @jlwhite.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
DIY people terrify me, every time I have to do a small repair I am convinced for a week after the roof's about to collapse
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
What’s engagement bait?
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Jax @jaxthecoocoocat.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Here is an old picture of Jax-handsomest 🍊

Happy Caturday ~🍊
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Eyes like this… are hard to say no to :3
A tuxedo cat gazes upward with round, sparkling eyes. He’s probably expecting a treat.
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Nerdic | buy my novel (fantasy/comedy) | #TDST ⚡ @nerdictranslator.com · 31/07/2025
... Maybe I should go into politics. Imagine being the first politician to lose a random race and be like, "Here's my fantasy novel, though."
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vaguely witty name here @jlwhite.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Okay. So because I'm not interested in signing over my data, I can't access DMs, but I seem to still have a notification presumably from someone DMing me (guessing spambot) that I cannot interact with in any way. that's. not gonna get annoying at all I'm sure
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
"are you talking shit about me online?"
Adonis stanced up
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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
no one: absolutely no one: my cat, exposing her tummy:
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