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Stone Cold Jane Austen

@woolbotherer.bsky.social
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Bothers wool. Thinks animals are ok. Reads a lot. Dreams of boats and land trains. Might one day get my shit together. Like some felt art? woolbotherer.sumupstore.com Fuck AI She/her

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Ed Jefferson @edjefferson.com · 4h
what's good is i was like 'i would enjoy a bot that posts random dr who screenshots to my timeline' and it turns out: i do!
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Chris Owens PhD @likesohushhush.bsky.social · 8h
I’m going to add “and not solely because I’m a Godzilla fan” to every sentence from now on, and not solely because I’m a Godzilla fan.
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Mere Smith @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FATALITY
A tweet from Joyce Carol Oates: overall takeaway from the Curtis Yarvin profile is that there must be millions of smart-aleck show-offy kids who annoy their teachers and go on to annoy other adults through their lives with their “contrarian” pose that hardens to a carapace over their faces; until, as adults, they still harbor a delusion that, if there is a king, or a fuhrer, he’d be impressed with the guys motor mouth and appoint him to his cabinet rather than deleting him with a negligent swipe of his wrist as Stalin did routinely.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 10h
Working in the christmas rainbow bee mines today
Three felt rainbow bees on gold ribbon with christmas hats on
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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social · 10h
Sam Redmore is a bloody utter mad genius. New Order vs Chemical Brothers. Sooooo good!
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New Order vs The Chemical Brothers 🎶
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 11h
Again I say to you, people need the space to use their own imagination. It involves them in stories. It forces people to work harder to engage the audience. Anything else is so often dog shit.
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Rob H&ynes @robonabike.eurosky.social · 11h
@secondmentions.com "The Paisley Park polymath"
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 11h
We dunk a lot on AI here but the more I learn about it the more I believe that it is actually Evil in as much as evil is a quality that exists and that an object, rather than a person or action can have. Absolutely rancid antithetical-to-the-very-business-of-being-human shit. Chuck it in Mount Doom.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 11h
At the time maybe. Now when I think of it I wonder just how awkward it must be to have a piss in that outfit. No wonder hes always so cross
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 12h
Bought a 14 pack of walkers crisps for a quid on monday, just couldnt resist the deal. I still have some left. Am I growing as a person?
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 14h
Went to this life drawing class last night, and it was so weirdly run, I don't think it's just me, maybe it is..I am very, very odd (genuinely, mental health people tell me they have never seen anyone manage their life the way I do, so...) they have a massive wooden door on the building thats hard
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Project Salt Box @projectsaltbox.com · 29/09/2026
UPDATE: ICE says it bought four robot dogs for $1.3 million in part for cross-border tunnel operations. It also says the robots will help tactical teams, listen for movement inside buildings, and look on top of closets and bunk beds.
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ICE buys $1.3 million in robot dogs from Connecticut company
The agency bought the robots without seeking competing bids, and chose a version built to detect chemical, biological, radiological and nuclear hazards.
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D B *free Palestine* @davidbeus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
remain ungovernable (don’t chat with chat bots)
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mattsteg.bsky.social @mattsteg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The whole concept of a life that can be reduced to "routine" and actionable to-do lists is absolutely stultifying. This is just tail-wagging-dog meat-puppet bullshit that just makes you a passenger in your own life. Squeezes out LIVING LIFE with meaningless completionismmaxxing.
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
Approximately 200 cases of spontaneous human combustion have occurred worldwide and frankly, that’s nowhere near enough.
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Wendy Miller @burrowingowl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good morning! 🪶
Burrowing owl standing tall in front of his burrow entrance.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Booked in to do life drawing this evening after doing stuff this morning. Why did I do that? Terrible business
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Amazing contrast to Starmer's buttoned up style as Burnham delivers his speech stripped to the waist and covered in peanut butter, repeatedly diving into the audience
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
woolbotherer.sumupstore.com/product/need... Check me out posting things in my shop! Well one thing, for now.... #robin #gift #sculpture #needlefelt #gardenbird Uk only
A needlefelted robin on a book about birds
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Richard Smyth @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Before very long you people are going to be wondering what the hell to buy your dad or your aunty or your weird cousin for Christmas. And when that day comes - and believe me it will - you will wish you had ordered a custom crossword from me.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Set up my lovely white sheet to take photos on and then went downstairs for a moment. Thanks Steve.
A black cat on a white sheet with black fur surrounding her
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 28/09/2026
It's that day again. Use any and all resources available to help you through it. (And, as always, #FuckAI)
Reminder to treat your body like a data center:
1. Consume as much water and literature as possible 
2. Upset the local city council with your existence
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iNaturalist finds @inaturalistfinds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Common raccoon by leha, CC-BY-NC www.inaturalist.org/observations...
Common raccoon peeking and reaching out of a drain alongside a road. It is blurry and its eyes are shining.
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Dave Green @artist-in-a-shed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gulls attacking out of the low sun. Oil on card.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This reminds me of the american dog training business called the dogging cottage that I used to follow online. Quite a name
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 28/09/2026
We have something very cute to share with you today 🦉 This summer, a pair of barn owls successfully reared four owlets at Kedleston Hall, marking Kedleston's first known breeding success in over two decades.
Four young barn owls jostle onto the small wooden ledge of their nest box, fixed to a huge oak tree behind themA young barn owl in flight, its wings stretched up above it against a blurry green background, its white heart-shaped face facing the cameraA young barn own in flight, a blurry oak tree behind it, its huge white and brown wings beating downwards as it looks at the cameraA barn owl swooping down with its wings fanned wide across a field of long purplish grass
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In love with this cat, going to walk that way later, maybe I'll meet it
A fb post saying very grumpy cat on lime grove anyone know the owners or is it a stray?
Underneath are two pictures of a fluffy ginger and white cat looking cross and quite crazed
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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gross merchandising. Do feel free to tell Colgate Palmolive UK what you think via www.colgatepalmolive.co.uk/contact-us/e...
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For 9 years this cat has attempted to get me to feed him at 4 am every day and for 9 years he has not succeeded one time and his only takeaway has been well it's certainly not happening if I don't try again, and I'm starting to find him quite inspirational
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Werner Herzog with speech ballloon as if reading the quoted post
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So honored that these beautiful tiny witches liked my pumpkins!
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, at least nobody will be talking about the Iraq War anymore, we've now found the worst thing Labour has ever done
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Mark Alan Mattes + Hot Brown Press @markalanmattes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Some of my favorite magnets
Magnet of a giant sloth from Big Bone Lick State Historic Site and an "I heart Butt Drugs" magnet from the local drugstore Butt Drugs in Croydon, Indiana
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Mark Alan Mattes + Hot Brown Press @markalanmattes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
On to something here. Need to make ready some of the sorts, but pretty happy so far!
Two layer proof of background to a new poetry broadside, composed of upside wood type. Ochre and a dull-ish pink. Very fall weather vibes.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
~800,000 years ago, a giant straight-tusked elephant, Palaeoloxodon antiquus, roamed Europe. It was about twice the size of a modern African elephant: 4 m (13 ft) at the shoulder, weighing ~13 tons. This story is NOT about these towering titans. It's about their ᴛɪɴʏ cousins. (📷: Liam Elward)
A life sized recreation next to a standard waving human silhouette, showing Palaeoxloxodon namadicus, which was slightly larger than Paleoloxodon antiquus but probably didn't enter Europe, being specific to India and parts of Asia.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Alvin Stardust gave me and my dog two different dog training awards. At the time I had no idea he was famous, he was just the husband of the teacher from Woof! (BBC TV show). I really wanted to meet her, but she didn't turn up.
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Went out for lunch with dad. Accidentally took a picture of him (100 percent English) looking very patriotic and planning to run for some facist party in the next election. No one tell them about all his unpure children, he has let the side down rather.
Dad in a blue shirt in front of a red wall with a union jack in his pocket eating scampi and chips out of a basket placed on a union jack tableclothMy boyfriend, or ratger clearly not as he appears to be looking for someone else. 
A dummy dressed in a sailors uniform next to a gangplank with signs on him about the cafe and also asking for a girl
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gravity Falls is like someone worked out how to get kids to turn eventually into David Lynch loving teenagers by making a Simpsons version of Twin Peaks.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching the end of oak street. Is it the most disappointing dino film ever made? Probably not but I don't think I can be bothered to watch to the end.
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We are having a pizza and distracted by this deranged art
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OMG PYLON ♡♡♡♡
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This last week my main plan was to update my shop. Have I even slightly started on this? No. There is always something else I would rather be doing. I need to find a way to motivate myself to get things up online. Its so annoying and yet not happening * tries to glare angrily at myself
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Adam Farrer @adamjfarrer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Got a £1500 bill for some roofing work, so to cheer myself up I went to a Norman fashion show in the car park of Chetham’s Library.
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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everyone is doing a magnificent job of not breaking down in giggles, I would not cope, I would be the human equivalent of a dropped cheesecake
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Says a lot that I had to scroll up and check who this was, there are so many possibilities
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I dunno about any of you but I'm definitely taking snacks to job interviews from now on. Maybe a drinks trolley.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My fave TV shows She Ra and the princesses of power Avatar the last airbender Adventure time Community The OA Sunset beach Probably more I forget but they're brilliant and fun.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Had to take away Steves current children in the middle of the night and hid them next to me in the bed, because she wouldnt stop moving them around and miaowing at them. I realise now I have been nursing them all night for her while she had a break.
Steves current children, a pair of fluffy yellow gloves, putins felted decaputated and slightly squashed head and the gruffalo
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Friday night.
A child blowing up a modelling balloon and poking it at me
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