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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛

@princessluna.bsky.social
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Luna is a little, old tuxedo cat living with her Dad. This a cat account engaging in cat speak, if you donnot like this feel free to mute and block. Please don't add this account to starter packs without asking.

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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 16h
Do the yous licke yours Hoomanses fayse?
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
After sexual violence, it's victims who get punished the most. Victims who lose their jobs and have to leave their industries. Victims who lose their friends and support systems. Victims who lose their health and sanity. Perpetrators might lie low, sometimes, before being handed it all back.
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 23h
(Seriously, all of you need to make this. This is absolutely delicious.)
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 23h
(Seriously, all of you need to make this. This is absolutely delicious.)
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can I’m havf an Fillyburgler? @ripperelse.bsky.social
“Can I have a Philip burger?“
Tuxedo cat sitting on the floor looking up at the camera
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can I’m havf an Fillyburgler? @ripperelse.bsky.social
“Can I have a Philip burger?“
Tuxedo cat sitting on the floor looking up at the camera
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Howe maney timbes do the we havf to saye the it? Cates are not fore eets!!!
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Howe maney timbes do the we havf to saye the it? Cates are not fore eets!!!
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(I just had Reese's pieces for the first time. By candy from the US candy, not commonly found in Denmark standard, they're just below Nerdz rope, which are my favorite.)
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Why do I always want to eat anything else than the left over food in my fridge.)
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Need ideas for dinner?, watch Nashies cooking videos.)
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Nashies! YouTube Cooking Show 😺 @nashiez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm extremely practical about prep time. I'm a disabled cook, so I get it youtu.be/UF5nTiGQSQk
youtu.be
Let's Make Nashies Quick and Easy Ginger Beef 🍜
YouTube video by Nashies!
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Of course there exists people who expect every post on the internet to be catered specifically to them. However 99% of the time I see people invoke "bean soup theory," it's in response otherpeople trying to add nuance to a take that excludes the experiences of marginalised people.)
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Not naming any names, but someone pooped on the rug. Is there some about using an enzyme cleaner on those types of stains?)
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Not naming any names, but someone pooped on the rug. Is there some about using an enzyme cleaner on those types of stains?)
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do yous prefurr Dae timbe Loona under yours desk or nite timbe Loona
“Do you prefer daytime Luna under your desk, all nighttime Luna under your desk.”
Daytime Luna lying under the desk is Luna lying on a cat bed on a tote under a computer desk near the outer edge. You can see her cute little face with her front paws are crossed.Nighttime Luna under the desk, is Luna lying back against the wall in the far edge of the cat bed. Her eyes are illuminated by the flash from the camera. She looks like some kind of Cryptid
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do yous prefurr Dae timbe Loona under yours desk or nite timbe Loona
“Do you prefer daytime Luna under your desk, all nighttime Luna under your desk.”
Daytime Luna lying under the desk is Luna lying on a cat bed on a tote under a computer desk near the outer edge. You can see her cute little face with her front paws are crossed.Nighttime Luna under the desk, is Luna lying back against the wall in the far edge of the cat bed. Her eyes are illuminated by the flash from the camera. She looks like some kind of Cryptid
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(Pet related hills you'll die on: I'll start, cats smell good.)
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pea Oaghe Vee; Dade writes the you an noat.
“ POV, dad write you a note.”
 a handwritten note with an elaborate drawing of a squid with a chest where green blister pill packaging is falling into.
The note read “Dear redacted. Please!
Stop throwing the dark green medication blister packaging away, even if you think they’re empty, or if the torn part or whatever. Please just put them somewhere I can easily find them, like the table. They’re expensive, and re-ordering them is restricted, so if I run out before I can re-order them, I have a big problem. I can’t afford to lose them. Love Eli. PS. I’ll discard them myself
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pea Oaghe Vee, the you fimd the me on yourse bedde like thise.
“POV; you find me on your bed like this.“
Tuxedo cat lying stretch stretched out on a bed with a cute expression on her face.
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pea Oaghe Vee, the you fimd the me on yourse bedde like thise.
“POV; you find me on your bed like this.“
Tuxedo cat lying stretch stretched out on a bed with a cute expression on her face.
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here is chessie sleeping on my hand
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(Cleaned out my junk draws. so satisfying.)
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dade calles these cate bed, mine (Loona’s) co pilodt seet becus itse neckst to hims computre
“Dad calls this cat bit my (Luna’s) copilot seat. Because it’s next to his computer.”
Luna lying in a round wicker double decker cat basket with a stuffed animal.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
Last Peach Of Summer Quietly Molds Over On Counter
Last Peach Of Summer Quietly Molds Over On Counter
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green looks at Blue as Blue is dramatically laying down on the floor.
Blue: You can go ahead and go to that party. I'll just be here by my self, alone.

Green looks at Blue with a frustrated frown, as Blue sticks his tongue out while making a disgusted face.
Green: You could also come with me.
Blue: I don't like people.

Green raises an eyebrow.
Green: Don't I count as "people?"
Blue: Of course not. You're the love of my life.
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dade calles these cate bed, mine (Loona’s) co pilodt seet becus itse neckst to hims computre
“Dad calls this cat bit my (Luna’s) copilot seat. Because it’s next to his computer.”
Luna lying in a round wicker double decker cat basket with a stuffed animal.
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(I love when improvised cooking turns out amazing. I made broccoli cheese soup and it is awesome.)
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Deer diorama, Dade coookd vegetalian foode agen, Sayes itse cheeper, butt tehn there is nonething on hims plate, I'm want to cher. Howe roode!!
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(I just saw a short about people lambasting gen z for bringing iced coffee to an interview, and I simply cannot see a scenario where that is a problem? Drinking ice coffee on the go is perfectly ordinary thing to do. Why else would to go cup exist?)
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wath ded they you saye?
“What did you say?”
Tuxedo cat lying on a bed looking like she’s going to swiftly punish whoever insulted her
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wath ded they you saye?
“What did you say?”
Tuxedo cat lying on a bed looking like she’s going to swiftly punish whoever insulted her
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Double N Terprises @nicholasnutter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Happy Birthday, Luna! Pay homage to your queen
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Bricheesedraws @bricheesedraws.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy belated birthday!!!
Art of adorable fluffy white and black cat laying with a pink party hat
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Havf I’m evor tolde you guise, I’m can flosh the toylet to gedt Dade’s tenshun? I’m can, itse mine bestest treck.
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Havf I’m evor tolde you guise, I’m can flosh the toylet to gedt Dade’s tenshun? I’m can, itse mine bestest treck.
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Twinkle twinkle little cat, how I wonder where you’re at. Up upon the shelf so high, poised to let the knickknacks fly? Twinkle twinkle little cat, how I wonder where you’re at.”
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dade, itse grate that the you figurd oute howe to playe, “Twonkle, twonkl littol star,” butt maybee paye tenshun to the me nowe, ok?!
“Dad, it’s great you figured out how to play twinkle twinkle little star, but maybe pay attention to me now, OK?!”
Tuxedo cat lying on a bed looking bored
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dade, itse grate that the you figurd oute howe to playe, “Twonkle, twonkl littol star,” butt maybee paye tenshun to the me nowe, ok?!
“Dad, it’s great you figured out how to play twinkle twinkle little star, but maybe pay attention to me now, OK?!”
Tuxedo cat lying on a bed looking bored
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
(All joking aside, this is actually fun. I never really learned how to play an instrument, as that was always my older brother's thing. I love how intuitive it is to play, and that it isn't total agony to listen to when you play a wrong note.)
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
(I just bought a kalimba, now I’m the annoying guy practicing playing an instrument. Ha, take that Luna’s uncle!!!)
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hooman kittons are cute sumtimes youtube.com/shorts/ZfI62...
youtube.com
More than 50 years later, this might be the cutest ABC lesson ever broadcast. ❤️
YouTube video by International Parenting Health Institute
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hooman kittons are cute sumtimes youtube.com/shorts/ZfI62...
youtube.com
More than 50 years later, this might be the cutest ABC lesson ever broadcast. ❤️
YouTube video by International Parenting Health Institute
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Nashies! YouTube Cooking Show 😺 @nashiez.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There are a lot of hidden cum jokes in my videos youtu.be/kE1InV7F80I
youtu.be
Cheesy Pesto Garlic Butter Pretzel Knots 🥨🪢😋
YouTube video by Nashies!
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
sobscripe to thise channel
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Alas, pour Yorick, I’m knewed himb, Hurraytio: an fello of infinet jest, of mosd eggselent famcy
“Alas poor Yorick, I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest of most excellent fancy.”
Tuxedo cat lying on a bed looking at a small plastic skull
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Alas, pour Yorick, I’m knewed himb, Hurraytio: an fello of infinet jest, of mosd eggselent famcy
“Alas poor Yorick, I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest of most excellent fancy.”
Tuxedo cat lying on a bed looking at a small plastic skull
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
(Dear LG you can shove your AI features down where the sun doesn't shine. I don't wan't them. Stop pushing them on your users.)
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m gotted an newe bedde for mine berthday. So nowe I’m can laye undor Dade’s desk in stile
“ I got a new bed for my birthday, so now I can lie under dad’s desk in style.”
Tuxedo cat lying on top of a tote covered by a grey memory foam pet bed.
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m gotted an newe bedde for mine berthday. So nowe I’m can laye undor Dade’s desk in stile
“ I got a new bed for my birthday, so now I can lie under dad’s desk in style.”
Tuxedo cat lying on top of a tote covered by a grey memory foam pet bed.
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