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John Kearney

@jk1440.bsky.social
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Tech writer, archer, nerd, liberal-lefty. Would rather be in the Nordics.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 21h
[Lion & horse in restaurant] Lion: Two prawn cocktails to start, please. Waiter: And for your mains? Lion: He'll have a brush and I just need a comb.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Failbetter Games | Wishlist Mandrake on Steam! @failbettergames.com · 30/09/2026
We're hiring! We're looking for a Writer and Narrative Designer to join the Fallen London team at a senior or mid level. This position is permanent, remote, and full time, which for us means 35 hours a week. #GamesJobs
Night. The House of Chimes - a tower which you might immediately think of as Big Ben - is adrift in the River Thames. It still seems to be keeping time. In the background, a large, alien building looms over the city of London.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Eugenics 🤝 ai www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/h...
One of the things that is going to change is that we’re never ever again going to be able to be dominated by public officials who tell us, ‘Trust the experts,’” Mr. Kennedy said during the Tuesday session.

“If somebody tells you, ‘Masks work, trust the experts,’ A.I. may tell you otherwise,” he added. “If somebody tells you, ‘Social distancing works, trust the experts,’ A.I. may correct that. And if somebody tells you that a vaccine will prevent transmission and infection, or you need to take it to protect your grandmother, A.I. may say it actually doesn’t do that.”
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve seen the pitch document for The Day Today and it’s about a paragraph long. I paraphrase but: “This show worked brilliantly on the radio and we know what we’re doing.” A world in which that is a viable pitch document is something that we surrendered without a fight, which is so sad.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met
Still from the television show What We Do in the Shadows showing Laszlo speaking. Text reads "he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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grovehaunter @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map.
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John Kearney @jk1440.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love this energy. The one time I was required to use a genLLM at work was for mandatory training. I prompted it to explain that it randomly generated responses based on probability, and therefore said responses couldn’t be trusted. Then I shared that with the team.
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Hourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Voyager 2 wide-angle view of Jupiter (July 8, 1979) - From Ian Regan - flic.kr/p/2ebde9P
This was one of the last wide-angle views of Jupiter that Voyager 2 snapped, before the planet became too big to be photographed in a single frame. Jupiter appears truncated due to inconsistent and inaccurate pointing of the probe’s scan platform, which housed the camera systems. 

The orange, green, and violet frames were taken early in the morning of July 8, 1979. The planet was 1.35 million miles distant. The dark, fuzzy spot is the shadow of Galilean moon Callisto.

NASA / JPL / Ian Regan
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Bertha Mason @thornfieldhall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two tier policing. Victoria Thomas Bowen, who chucked a milkshake at Farage, was given a 13-week jail sentence, suspended for 12 months; had to pay him £150 compensation; had to complete 120 hours of unpaid work and pay £450 in court costs. It was nowhere near the level of violence of this assault.
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It takes a loading error to produce such candour.
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kess.bsky.social @kess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“You don’t really care for music uwu” Kawaii Leonard Cohen
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John Kearney @jk1440.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Friday! #FridayFlower #FridayFeeling
A white cosmo flower
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Geek Native @geeknative.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
UK Games Expo has banned generative AI art, text, and merchandise across all NEC exhibition halls, bringing the convention in line with broader British tabletop standards. Standholders face removal or bans if their products aren't made by humans. #UKGE
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UK Games Expo bans generative AI art and text across all trade halls
UK Games Expo has introduced a mandatory policy prohibiting generative AI art and text across all NEC trade halls, requiring exhibitors to sell only human-made games.
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AP Stylebook warns against anthropomorphizing AI systems: “Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.”
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Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics. This is called anthropomorphizing, when we ascribe human traits, emotions or behaviors to non-human things, such as animals or inanimate objects.
Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.
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John Kearney @jk1440.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is absolutely wild. And it’s still going on…
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Lynda Boothroyd @drboothroyd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dear Daily Mail, No. No that's not what we found. Stop it.
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Revealed: The sexiest male voices, according to women
New research has revealed a 'sweet spot' when it comes to the vocal pitch that women find sexy.
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Steve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We're in "Stop! Or I'll say 'Stop!' again!" territory
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
going insane because you traveled interdimensionally or met aliens or met god is understandable. but going insane because you used a computer chat program is just embarrassing
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
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Brilliant Maps @brilliantmaps.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Percentage of Each European Country’s Land That Is Actually in Europe Credit: Dalmatian Mapper Ranking: brilliantmaps.com/europe-in...
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I called our dog Tony Blair because when he was a puppy he always veered to the right as he ran.
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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John Kearney @jk1440.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I would rather swim the Rhine with lead weights tied to my feet thanks though
A screenshot of an advert urging me to book a cruise where the lead entertainer is Tim Vine, the least funny member of the Vine family.
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John Kearney @jk1440.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Someone has told me his interactions with ChatGPT are 100% better than those he’s had with people. I’ve asked him to reflect on that. And not by typing more prompts.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a classroom of young students are sitting at their desks. The teacher responds to a question from a crustacean sitting in the back row, “No… a Japanese spider crab can’t run for office.” Panel 2: the spider crab is hard at work, leafing through a pile of books in a dimly lit library. Panel 3: the spider crab stands proudly at a podium in front of a crowd; behind him is the American Flag. People in the crowd are excitedly cheering, video recording the crab on their phones, and holding a flag that reads: YES WE CRAB.
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Barker: does your FAQ answer questions about your lawyer's spaghetti briefcase? Rowling: THISS ISS RACISSSM Barker: what about wizards shitting on the floor? is that canon? Rowling: THISS INTERVIEW ISS OVER!!!
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Roger @rogger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bingo. Sometimes it’s instructive to say “fuck it, whatevs, conceding all other points, do we want the world to feel like this?” I do not. I don’t think any of us should.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Roo the calf, and Kanga the kitty. The sweetest little friendship. IG: @andersonfarmsemily www.instagram.com/andersonfarm...
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Jo Wolff @jowolff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What surprises me is that people who have left Britain for the sake of their own greed still feel entitled to express an opinion about the country.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
21st of September, time to re-up my Earth Wind Fire and Theft insurance.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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John Kearney @jk1440.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is exactly what you should do to the far right - openly and often call them weird. Sure they’re racist and stupid, but “weird” seems to really work as an insult with the likes of the Fash.
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Tyron @tyron.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lmao, AfD fumbling their one shot at forming a state government in Saxony-Anhalt in the most predictable way possible
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The MAJC Man @themajcman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Damn this mf out here putting the glute in gluten
Delicious looking loaf of bread that resembles a buttocks and two thick thighs
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Jim Stewartson, Antifascist @jim-stewartson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As a long-time technologist who has built many software products: If your software does something you can’t control, you are a shitty software engineer. You have not birthed an alien intelligence.
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John Kearney @jk1440.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is so lovely. Stephanie Cole was a brilliant actor, and it’s good to know she was a lovely person as well.
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He… he doesn’t know the meaning of the word does he?
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Ryan Vance @ryanvance.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don’t think I’m hearing this in my head the way they expected me to.
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Meredith 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @smoemeth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Watched "The Diplomat" S4 trailer & the one comment YT chose to show has ended me
YouTube screenshot of The Diplomat: Season 4 Official Trailer. Under "Comments" the only one showing reads: "You know it is fiction because the UK has the same PM in season four."
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@dril tweet: 
turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
11:03 PM • 3/14/17
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John Kearney @jk1440.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Happy Friday! #FridayFlower #FridayFeeling
A pink dahlia
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stevedoug @stevedoug.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is where years of Facebook indoctrination and “don’t trust the media, do your own research “ has led us to.
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John Kearney @jk1440.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“You idiot! I said rowers need a cox, not crocs!”
Headline of a BBC article that reads “River home to 500 crocodiles chosen as
Olympic rowing venue”, and featuring a photo of a saltwater crocodile. It does not confirm whether this is one of the crocodiles that will feature in the 2032 games.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I hope this ishmael finds you whale
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