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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

lowly worm putting a sticker on his apple car "i bought this before mr frumble went crazy"

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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Today's the big day, friends - my new book, Lost Worlds: The Rise and Fall of Human Societies from the Ice Age to the Bronze Age, is available for preorder! Smash that link and purchase from your retailer of choice, if that's the kind of thing you're into. www.harpercollins.com/products/los...

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Lost Worlds

The creator of the hit podcast Tides of History offers a new look at humanity’s deep past, showing us how our world was built not by inevitability, but by t...

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NFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

The 49ers-Titans joint practice has already had 4 fights. They've scrimmaged for 10 minutes, via David Lombardi.

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ceej @ceej.online · 05/08/2026

with apologies to the young man who left his extremely well-curated spotify account logged in on the hotel tv: if my daughter didn’t hear elmo’s alphabet rap we were all going to die

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Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

My wife says I remind her of James Bond. I’m not good at following orders, I’m emotionally dead, and she’d like to see the role go to Idris Elba.

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Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 03/08/2026

There are 7 PR people for every journalist in the US. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...

chart showing 280k pr specialists to 40k 'news analysts, reporters, and journalists'

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

when Linda divorced the cyclops, she went back to her maiden name, Liinda

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Bobby Hughes @bobbyhughes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Wish McQuade was around on a day like this.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Very in depth piece by @kalynkahler.bsky.social, Kris Rhim and Jason Reid on how the Rooney Rule is failing black coaches in the NFL www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

Brown, the Patriots assistant, told ESPN he learned hours before he interviewed for an offensive coordinator job that the team had already decided on another candidate, but the club needed to interview him to fulfill the league mandate.
Brown declined to name the team involved, saying it wouldn't change anything if he did.
Brown said a friend who worked with the candidate who ultimately got the job told him that the coach had already cleaned out his office before Brown's interview, a sign he knew he was getting the coordinator job. Brown said he called the club ahead of his interview to let them know what he'd heard.
"It was, of course, denied," he said.

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Lawdy Gaga @litigaytor.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Someone please write a longform slate column about this, I don't watch love island

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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

A reminder that as you see photos of those Patriot Front douchebags today, they are marching on a holiday because none of them have anywhere else to be. None of them have friends or family who want them around on a holiday. No one is missing them today. They're already with their only friends.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Not a great economy alert! Wall Street Bets users think Palantir spiked today because The Onion story titled “Palantir Acquires Pentagon for $800 Billion” hit their front page. They’re guessing trading bots indexed the top post on the subreddit reddit not understanding source.

A chart showing an immediate spike after the headline hit the front page of Wall Street Bets.

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

you gave up 4 runs in 4 innings to take the loss, maybe you should be less focused on quoting Genesis and more focused on Job and Numbers

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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

these cookies taste protestant. i don't know what happened here because i got them from the bake sale table at a rummage sale at the catholic church but they have a distinctly protestant bedraggledness. i think they didn't use any salt. i want a refund

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Cool Bike Art @coolbikeart1.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Some heroes don't wear capes

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ceej @ceej.online · 24/05/2026

it’s insane how much better the american holiday schedule would be if all of the mondays were fridays

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Kevin Hart is the first guy to get addicted to being in commercials for gambling.

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Sonny Rollins @thesonnyrollins.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

It is with deep sorrow and profound love that we announce the passing of Sonny Rollins. The Saxophone Colossus died this afternoon at his home in Woodstock, NY at the age of 95. 1/2

Photo of Sonny Rollins playing saxophone in 2009 by John Abbott

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Sometimes I'll be on a walk and I see someone drive by in the same kind of car I own and for a brief second it's always like "holy shit is that me?" Then I see it's someone else driving and I'm like "Ok good I must still be at home"

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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I think everyone's energy would be better used talking about how awful Threads is.

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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Grogu was found dead in a Reno hotel room this morning. Coroners determined he asphyxiated in a pool of vomit (not his own).

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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Wake up babe a new definition of “damning with faint praise” just dropped.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

KAT WON. FUCK ICE.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

My hottest parenting take is that Raffi is not only the great to ever do it, but he’ll probably never be bested. Michael Phelps-ass children’s songwriter.

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interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 21/04/2024

Billy Joel should just start playing the Cheers theme at his shows and claim it’s one of his. “I wrote this next one for a little TV show some of you might have seen.” Never waver on his belief when questioned. What could anyone do?

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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 07/05/2026

They suspended @cara.city for this!!! Dogshit website run by absolute babies. It is a Serious Violation to point out that the head of trust and safety’s pants fell down and everyone saw his little red ass and laughed

• Do not stalk, persistently target, or create malicious content designed to humiliate or degrade individuals, including through coordinated campaigns.
• Do not abuse Bluesky features (lists, labels, community moderation tools), engage in bad-faith mass reporting, use automated harassment systems, or create single-purpose harassment accounts.
The following Post was removed:
I think it's very funny they keep banning people for stating, correctly, that the head of trust and safety on here was caught liking porn on his official account
Your post was classified as a Serious Violation, adding 4 strikes to your account. You now have 4 total strikes.
Because you reached 4 strikes, your account has been suspended for 3 days. You will be able to access your account again on 10th May, 2026.
If you believe this action was taken in error, you can appeal within 14 days by emailing moderation@blueskyweb.xyz. Please include context about why you believe this decision was incorrect.

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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

AI psychosis is just “I really think the stripper likes me” for guys who don’t leave their house

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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/04/2026

Flyers Fans Not Sure Whether Gritty Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird theonion.com/flyers-fans-not-sure-w…

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/04/2026

raising kids is like watching the “reaping/sowing” tweet happen five times a day

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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

For sale: baby shoes, never worn. Snobby baby thinks she’s too good for Target’s in-house clothing brand apparently.

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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

A brew pub with an mixed use playground attached: kids and off leash dogs together

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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

this account is run by a human at NASA JPL who only posts real images with their receipts. it only has 11k followers compared to the 200k the ai slop space account has

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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Oh please, Mr. Carmichael is my father. You can call me Horny Doug.

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This skeet will self destruct @pardoguerra.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Three Democratic council members in San Diego voted against a tax that affects a small number of property owners (AirBnB-ers) but in favor of regressive parking fees in addition to a $0.35 transaction fee every time you use a meter. Democrats to the core.

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It's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

Another for the #DoSomething pile this election season! Donate to Pizza to the Polls to ensure that people can stay on those way-too-long-for-a-democracy voting lines. 💪

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/11/2024

Share this shit far and wide. Trump voter told to take off his hat, calls the poll worker a bitch, throws his hat then puts his hands on her and needs to be held back by other people. Needs to be an ad. If Trump wins this will be every interaction we have in public from them.

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Mike Fragassi @refrag.bsky.social · 29/10/2024

I was not aware of this. "ballot curing was the difference in the 2020 presidential election in both Georgia and Wisconsin. It can also make the difference in congressional races, state legislative races, and especially in local races". It's done by volunteers, on the phone; see the link for orgs

"The most common problems are with photo ID requirements, voter addresses, or signatures either missing or in the wrong place. Voter protection groups like VoPro Pros get lists of rejected ballots from state or county elections officials. Volunteers, after receiving training, call those voters and explain how to fix problems. Other volunteers help by researching voters’ current contact information, so that they can be reached and alerted about what they need to do to have their votes count."

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Nicholas Slayton @nslayton.bsky.social · 29/10/2024

Sen. Bernie Sanders addressed the "why vote for Harris in light of Gaza question?" and delivered a thoughtful, nuanced argument. He is, as he often been, right. Watch this. Share with your friends. Things are bad, they are, but we can prevent them from being worse www.instagram.com/reel/DBsBrjT...

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Bernie Sanders on Instagram: "I’ve been all over the country in the last month. And I get asked the same question, over and over again: “I disagree with Kamala’s position on the war in Gaza. How can...

72K likes, 4,104 comments - berniesanders on October 28, 2024: "I’ve been all over the country in the last month. And I get asked the same question, over and over again: “I disagree with Kamala’s po...

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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

I guess it has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to endorse Harris for president wapo.st/3UqHWRM

The Washington Post is not bothering to endorse a candidate in the 2024 presidential election. (Jeff Bezos, the founder of Blue Origin and the founder and executive chairman of Amazon and Amazon Web Services, also owns The Post.)
We as a newspaper suddenly remembered, less than two weeks before the election, that we had a robust tradition 50 years ago of not telling anyone what to do with their vote for president. It is time we got back to those “roots,” I’m told!
Roots are important, of course. As recently as the 1970s, The Post did not endorse a candidate for president. As recently as centuries ago, there was no Post and the country had a king! Go even further back, and the entire continent of North America was totally uninhabitable, and we were all spineless creatures who lived in the ocean, and certainly there were no Post subscribers.

But if I were the paper, I would be a little embarrassed that it has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to make our presidential endorsement. I will spare you the suspense: I am endorsing Kamala Harris for president, because I like elections and want to keep having them.
Let me tell you something. I am having a baby (It’s a boy!), and he is expected on Jan. 6, 2025 (It’s a … Proud Boy?). This is either slightly funny or not at all funny. This whole election, I have been lurching around, increasingly heavily pregnant, nauseated, unwieldy, full of the commingled hopes and terrors that come every time you are on the verge of introducing a new person to the world.
Well, that world will look very different, depending on the outcome of November’s election, and I care which world my kid gets born into. I also live here myself. And I happen to care about the people who are already here, in this world. Come to think of it, I have a lot of reasons for caring how the election goes. I think it should be obvious that this is not an election for sitting out.

The case for Donald Trump is “I erroneously think the economy used to be better? I know that he has made many ominous-sounding threats about mass deportations, going after his political enemies, shutting down the speech of those who disagree with him (especially media outlets), and that he wants to make things worse for almost every category of person — people with wombs, immigrants, transgender people, journalists, protesters, people of color — but … maybe he’ll forget.”
“But maybe he’ll forget” is not enough to hang a country on!
Embarrassingly enough, I like this country. But everything good about it has been the product of centuries of people who had no reason to hope for better but chose to believe that better things were possible, clawing their way uphill — protesting, marching, voting, and, yes, doing the work of journalism — to build this fragile thing called democracy. But to be fragile is not the same as to be perishable, as G.K. Chesterton wrote. Simply do not break a glass, and it will last a thousand years. Smash it, and it will not last an instant. Democracy is like that: fragile, but only if you shatter it.

Trust is like that, too, as newspapers know.
I’m just a humor columnist. I only know what’s happening because our actual journalists are out there reporting, knowing that their editors have their backs, that there’s no one too powerful to report on, that we would never pull a punch out of fear. That’s what our readers deserve and expect: that we are saying what we really think, reporting what we really see; that if we think Trump should not return to the White House and Harris would make a fine president, we’re going to be able to say so.

That’s why I, the humor columnist, am endorsing Kamala Harris by myself!

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 24/10/2024

Theseus implies Thosethem I don’t make the rules

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ceej @ceej.online · 21/10/2024

wearing the disgusting little baby milk-mouth stain on the left shoulder of all my shirts as a badge of honor

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

One downside of bluesky’s increasing popularity is that there are now so many posts in my feed that I barely get time to look up from my phone while driving

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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 16/10/2024

I work as the official Court Soothsayer for OpenAI’s executive team. It’s my job to sit in meetings looking enraptured and say things like “incredible sir, you’ve explained this technology so simply a child could grasp it” and “woah, aren’t you worried this update is too disruptive?”

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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 15/10/2024

70 inside, 75 outside: TOO HOT 70 inside, 65 outside: TOO COLD Can someone who is good at thermodynamics please help me understand this my family is uncomfortable

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/10/2024

really can’t emphasize enough that there is no actual evidence that the shape of the presidential race has changed

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Emma Roller @emmaroller.bsky.social · 09/10/2024

People need to get away from the idea of politicians as heroes and embrace the idea of politicians as cowards who must at every turn be bullied into having good politics

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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 06/10/2024

It's fall, so Tim Walz is hitting the farm stores

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