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Richard Waite @waiterich.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume? Guy from discourse two weeks ago [sweating]: Uhhh *spills iced coffee all over the table*
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The only time I got really angry at a character and yelled at the TV was Janice watching Bobby from across the street right after his wife died. Such a good performance and you could see her mapping out what unfolded.
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every photo of Paxton looks like a DUI headshot; I haven’t seen one that’s remotely flattering
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lowly worm putting a sticker on his apple car "i bought this before mr frumble went crazy"
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
San Diego’s missing? Obviously someone made this poster with AI…
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There’s one reason that comes to mind but I really hope it’s not the case…
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They love it as much serving you a bowl of soup just as hot and looking incredulous when you scald the inside of your mouth
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Hello and welcome to Word & Word, have you dined with us before? We offer a shared plate experience. Chef recommends you choose at least eleven dishes per table member. I’ll give you a chance to review the menu while I disappear for 30 minutes…
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I knew something looked fishy
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
How tall is that six year old? That’s an adult dolphin and sea turtle.
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=URGd...
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American Baked Potato Association Study Finds It Best To Load ’Er Up
YouTube video by The Onion
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
*Touches wolf school amulet to track the Doritos scent*
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Today's the big day, friends - my new book, Lost Worlds: The Rise and Fall of Human Societies from the Ice Age to the Bronze Age, is available for preorder! Smash that link and purchase from your retailer of choice, if that's the kind of thing you're into. www.harpercollins.com/products/los...
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Lost Worlds
The creator of the hit podcast Tides of History offers a new look at humanity’s deep past, showing us how our world was built not by inevitability, but by t...
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
In the movie or real life?
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Pretty sure this counts as blasphemy
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NFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The 49ers-Titans joint practice has already had 4 fights. They've scrimmaged for 10 minutes, via David Lombardi.
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Just realized why the story of Trump hiding in a military catering plane was so familiar
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Futurama: Harry Truman Emerges from Crate
Alt: Futurama: Harry Truman Emerges from Crate labeled canned eggs
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Congrats Princess! Just don’t let Bryan Johnson find out about those test results…
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/08/2026
with apologies to the young man who left his extremely well-curated spotify account logged in on the hotel tv: if my daughter didn’t hear elmo’s alphabet rap we were all going to die
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Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
My wife says I remind her of James Bond. I’m not good at following orders, I’m emotionally dead, and she’d like to see the role go to Idris Elba.
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Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 03/08/2026
There are 7 PR people for every journalist in the US. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
chart showing 280k pr specialists to 40k 'news analysts, reporters, and journalists'
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I mean if any school was to offer a degree in being an influencer it would be ASU…
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
IDK when I read that Mother Jones piece on how they outsource most of their work to George Lucas Original Character namers in developing countries it really soured me on the whole scene.
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
when Linda divorced the cyclops, she went back to her maiden name, Liinda
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
There’s definitely a shift in what Pratchett thinks about academia during the course of the early books. They start with wizards being scheming assassins in a strict hierarchy but Ridcully’s arrival represents their transformation into bumbling drunks who are mostly useless in the outer world.
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Character Death vs. Character: Death have piqued my interest for sure
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
How can any of you be cracking jokes when there’s a freakin’ PROPITIOUS MANGO in the White House right now?!!?!?
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Bobby Hughes @bobbyhughes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Wish McQuade was around on a day like this.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Very in depth piece by @kalynkahler.bsky.social, Kris Rhim and Jason Reid on how the Rooney Rule is failing black coaches in the NFL www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Brown, the Patriots assistant, told ESPN he learned hours before he interviewed for an offensive coordinator job that the team had already decided on another candidate, but the club needed to interview him to fulfill the league mandate.
Brown declined to name the team involved, saying it wouldn't change anything if he did.
Brown said a friend who worked with the candidate who ultimately got the job told him that the coach had already cleaned out his office before Brown's interview, a sign he knew he was getting the coordinator job. Brown said he called the club ahead of his interview to let them know what he'd heard.
"It was, of course, denied," he said.
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Favorite part is when he’s given communion
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I want Tarsem Singh’s version
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Trump in the Star Wars medal scene.
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Lawdy Gaga @litigaytor.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Someone please write a longform slate column about this, I don't watch love island
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The rules say you have to share with the rest us
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A terrarium for insects they catch, a mushroom kit or mini herb garden depending where it’s set up?
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
A reminder that as you see photos of those Patriot Front douchebags today, they are marching on a holiday because none of them have anywhere else to be. None of them have friends or family who want them around on a holiday. No one is missing them today. They're already with their only friends.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Not a great economy alert! Wall Street Bets users think Palantir spiked today because The Onion story titled “Palantir Acquires Pentagon for $800 Billion” hit their front page. They’re guessing trading bots indexed the top post on the subreddit reddit not understanding source.
A chart showing an immediate spike after the headline hit the front page of Wall Street Bets.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
you gave up 4 runs in 4 innings to take the loss, maybe you should be less focused on quoting Genesis and more focused on Job and Numbers
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
That much jello with today’s grocery prices?!?! No way brother!
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Saved this post for future needs, gonna stop so many meltdowns…
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Driving my car home safely under the legal limit. That’s like one and a half shots.
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
these cookies taste protestant. i don't know what happened here because i got them from the bake sale table at a rummage sale at the catholic church but they have a distinctly protestant bedraggledness. i think they didn't use any salt. i want a refund
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Just had the exact same reaction to that comic. It’s so dehumanizing that there’s so much money and brainpower used up to create something meant to eliminate one of the most meaningful human connections we can have.
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Cool Bike Art @coolbikeart1.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Some heroes don't wear capes
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
There are already film adaptations of his books, good ones!
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Well actually, I’m a reply guy explaining why your post isn’t inclusive of my extremely unique tastes and experiences. I’ll repeat your own joke back to you and I’m not even the first person to do it!
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Vibes are too gross and skeevy for Jared Leto, incredible job Mr. President.
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JimboChill @jimbochill.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This will win in 2028
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/05/2026
it’s insane how much better the american holiday schedule would be if all of the mondays were fridays
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Kevin Hart is the first guy to get addicted to being in commercials for gambling.
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