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JudgyPantsJesse

@jesseweirdo.bsky.social
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Professional booze slinger, guitarist, dad and jackass all in one bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7x…

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 👏 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/things-to-do-32419113
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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BluesMusic @bluesmusic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cascade performing on a 'Chapman Stick'🎸 🎶'Little Wing' #bluesmusic
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lazy night with some John Carpenter movies. Watched They Live, and now into The Thing before an early bedtime. Not the worst day
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I guess Ed Sheeran won’t be eating canned food for a while, since all of his openers stopped working.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 07/09/2026
Obviously fuck the carceral state but at the same time, how are people like the Tate brothers and Elizabeth Holmes tweeting from prison. They could at least shut those freaks up
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Some days at work just suck balls so much…and then you go grab your order at the dispensary and they happen to have a bogo on your favorite gummies you ordered so you feel like one of the old doublemint twins in the commercials…I’m old
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I…uh, actually pulled a Merida from 30yds
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"Bluesky is dying" bro you're talking about a website full of 38 year olds who have fringe political beliefs and listen to black metal bands with >1000 listeners on spotify, nobody here cares about popularity
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Mandolining the cucumbers for sesame salad and got some hegseth cross tattoo looking cukes up in here
Sliced cucumbers with the middle missing seeds and they form the shape of a Jerusalem cross (very roughly)
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Adrian Littlejohn @yorksfella59.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I still love this one... 😄
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Haven’t played with the crossbow in a while. Wanted to see what happened with a jug of water…and it’s not a whole lot other than bolts plugging the holes on both sides so it stayed full 🤷🏻‍♂️
Picture of 6 crossbow bolts sticking out of a jug of water. Image taken from top view6 crossbow bolts through a jug of water. Image taken from side view
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
“Happens to the best of us” does not explain why it’s happening to me
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Waking up to the power being out (no coffee or breakfast) is not my idea of a good start to the day ☹️ snarl
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Just got back from seeing the odyssey and it was pretty awesome. But for all the bitching and moaning and end of society level whining about a black lady who was in a 3hr movie for like 10min, maybe…jfc these people are so lame.
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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA
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Frosted Poptart @toastertrollop.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Such a great week of vacation with camping and being a lazy turd and slowly the realization of working Monday is setting in and I’m not enjoying that part at all 😒
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The Democratic Socialists want your children to be fed healthy nourishing food and receive the best possible medical care, and to do that they intend to raise taxes on a handful of corrupt and squalid pedophiliac monsters who have stolen 1000x more money than anyone can spend—well not in MY America.
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Wake up to the first Father’s Day text of the day from 11, and it’s so full of love and appreciation Happy sperm givers day What more could a dad want, amirite?
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
We need to have a serious conversation about feeding the first trillionaire to a megalodon.
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Really not interested in this Monday thing I hear people talking about. Sounds lame
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Happy Ronald Reagan died day to all who celebrate
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
How did I not notice corrosion is back on tour with Keenan? And $40 for a show these days..damn
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 22/05/2026
whoever came up with ‘beans beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot’ was fucking cooking
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
this is a masterpiece
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Starting my Monday off by making coffee last night and forgetting to set the auto start button so I still had to sit around and wait 😒
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Weirdest thing just happened. Listening to music on the walk and Black Flag Rise Above is on. Get in the car, start it and the same song is playing on the Green Day channel but I’m hitting my phone because I thought it was that playlist 🤪
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Not sure about this new passport design
Mockup of trump passport design but with some well-known hands on both sides
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Thanks, iPhone, but I’m not in need of a reminder to call my ex wife on her birthday
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TKarney @pecunium.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This is not wrong.
dhuartson:

Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby.  That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Fucking Dubs!!
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
To all who celebrate
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Off to see Lamb of God, Kublai Khan, Fit for and Autopsy and Sanguisoogabog tonight in the city with my daughter (16). Fun times ahead 🤘🏻
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Iran just reportedly hit an Oracle data center in Dubai and i can't stop thinking about how good it would feel to see my tax dollars spent firing Tomahawk cruise missiles at data centers.
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La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The only thing I have in common with Clavicular is that we both want to hit him in the face with a hammer.
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Beautiful day at the ocean and a beautiful day to tell politicians to fuck off
A picture of the Pacific Ocean Monterey bay with some trees hanging down over surfers A sand drawing and the words “now the air I tasted and breathed has taken a turn” raked into the sand on pervs beach 
The words are from a Pearl Jam song
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Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Tiger Woods somehow was the best and worst driver in history.
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Just got a call from my 11yr old son’s school. Basketball during recess and a kid made a joke about grabbing balls, which turned into a gay joke. 11 said there’s nothing wrong with that, and when the other kid said it’s weird, my son decided to put him in a headlock tell him it’s not. Proud dad
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos
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Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The next President should give every American who didn't vote for Trump a $5k check for having to put up with this bullshit for so long.
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
That was fun. Sitting in the car while 11 is in karate. Parked on the street and traffic stops. Guy on a dirt bike comes to a stop and toppled over. Snapped his mirror off, and couldn’t get the bike upright. Had to help him out and dude jumped on drove away as fast as possible 🤷🏻‍♂️
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
One of my accounts exclusively plays country versions of Xmas songs all December. Pick one, any one..it’s awful
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
The rags publishing “how to survive nuclear war” etc thinkpieces aren’t reading the room. Nobody wants to survive. People will be running towards the mushroom cloud.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
hey gen z welcome to republican governance
James Franco being executed by hanging. "First time?" he asks, as though he's been hanged before.
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
First day of wearing shorts for the year. Ocean is just flat, but a nice day (aside from morons launching more illegal wars)
Picture of the Pacific Ocean with no waves.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Every time I see movies about the afterlife all I can think about is how furious I’m going to be if I have to exist after I die.
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