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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 1h
Look, I’m not saying the Pope should bring back the Spanish Inquisition for everyone, but maybe in some special cases? As a little treat for the rest of us?
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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 01/10/2026
We live in a society that punishes people who are assaulted. We question them, we shame them, we disbelieve them. Many survivors instinctively do that societal work for us. Survivors question themselves, they shame themselves, they don't believe their own version of events. We've trained them!
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😸 Hugo the pink cat 😸 @hugothepinkcat.bsky.social · 7h
Happy Mean Girls day, everybody!
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Mean Girls: It's October 3rd (Lindsay Lohan)
ALT: Mean Girls: It's October 3rd (Lindsay Lohan)
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illy bocean 🏝️ @illybocean.boontavista.com · 23/02/2024
Riggs is supposed to be the crazy one but at the start of Lethal Weapon 1, Murtaugh is shown having a morning bath on a workday. That is absolutely insane behaviour
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 19h
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 1h
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Jesus Christ Truck WTF Moment
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 3h
Only 20 spots remain. 100% of the $ goes to MADD NTX. If you don’t want to play you can also donate to a tremendous cause. #HEV
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 21h
Joey Votto is incorrigible.
Joey Votto tweet:

Braves fans, I want to sincerely apologize for guessing so incorrectly, dismissing your offense. I hear you. Good luck in your next series in Los Angeles. 
Dodgers in 5.Joey Votto quote tweeting Doug Glanville: Thanks Doug, but I didn’t really mean the apology.

Doug Glanville quote tweeting Joey Votto: No worries, man. You are bringing such great and unique insight. Savant level content. Everyone on Earth second guesses. That is easy. Pedestrian. Much harder to first guess and own it. See you on the road.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 21h
i have been laughing at this for 5 minutes straight
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WIRED @wired.com · 21h
DHS agents not only tracked and intimidated people observing ICE activity in Maine, but stored information about them in a Palantir-built database, newly unsealed court filings say.
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ICE Has Been Dumping Protester Photos Into a Palantir Database
DHS agents not only tracked and intimidated people observing ICE activity in Maine, but stored information about them in a Palantir-built database, newly unsealed court filings say.
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Stephen Spaulding @stevespaulding.bsky.social · 18h
Exactly one month out from an election that will decide who controls the U.S. Senate -- the chamber every judicial nominee needs to clear -- Justice Alito confirms in a television interview that he is considering retirement from the high court. 1/
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Justice Alito confirms he is considering retirement
The conservative Supreme Court justice said in a CBS News interview that he’ll revisit the issue next year.
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CNN @cnn.com · 18h
A CNN investigation has found that while Jared Kushner acted as a key Middle East peace negotiator, his private equity firm held the largest stake in an Israeli company backing businesses tied to Israel’s military campaign in Gaza, including its largest arms manufacturer. cnn.it/4AIwBQs
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 21h
Every single AI innovation is "what if your imagination was real and you were dumb as shit about it."
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Audible's new features let you explore book worlds — and use AI to talk to characters | TechCrunch
Audible is rolling out new features that help listeners keep track of characters, explore places and imagery mentioned in books, and even interact with characters using generative AI.
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Ian Riccaboni @ianriccaboni.com · 21h
Looking for something on eBay and discovered the single most unflattering basketball card of all time. They did Iavaroni dirty. Sixers WON G1; Iavaroni had a 160 Offensive Rating in the game - 6 points, 7 boards, and a block but had unreal efficiency in Game 1. He earned the card! What a photo 😂
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Arden Powell @ardenpowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you think an artist's style looks like AI but you can scroll back through their portfolio and see them doing the same work before 2020, congrats, you're not looking at an AI grifter. You're looking at one of the original victims whose entire style AI stole.
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VoteVets @votevets.org · 02/10/2026
More than half of all VA medical centers are now reporting severe staffing shortages. 97% of facilities can't fully staff their doctors, and 58% can't hire enough psychologists. The Trump administration has cut roughly 30,000 VA jobs. Now, Veterans are paying the price. @repvindman.bsky.social
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Kate Sánchez @ohmymithrandir.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you're a woman who plays EA Sports CFB or Madden, I wanna talk to you! And if you're a woman who loves football and don't play those games, I also wanna hear from you! Working on a piece on football, the sports video games, and well, US! RESHARES APPRECIATED
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 02/10/2026
The kicker is *chef's kiss*
“You think we’re getting a little too close to Meta?” [John Georges, co-owner of Georges Media Group, the state’s largest media organization and parent company of the state’s largest newspaper, The Times-Picayune | The New Orleans Advocate], asked. “I’m not afraid of the sun. You know — Icarus? I’ll get as close to the sun as I can.”
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's ok. Not everyone likes cheese.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I went to the grand reopening of the African American Civil War museum this week and the timing is just right — its mission to preserve Black history is more relevant now than ever
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The African American Civil War Museum Reopens To Honor The Black Soldiers Who Changed History
The museum recently held its grand reopening in Washington’s historic U Street Corridor.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/10/2026
iso cam on Charissa Thompson as she's forced to listen to praise of a rapist
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Silkstavo Fring @nowbacktome.bsky.social · 23h
🤯🤯 I always thought this was FL Studio's childs laugh pitched up and scratched. Timbaland is insane.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
tony romo had it all and could’ve gone all the way to a storied career in broadcast but he derailed it and flamed out with an arrest. he truly embraced the dallas cowboys ethos.
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EJ_1892 @ej1892.bsky.social · 23h
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Kermit The Frog Drinking Lipton Tea
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22h
"I'm supposed to be tough. What happens if I faint?"- here's fun footage of Curtis Sliwa & Mayor Mamdani getting their flu shots together, including Mamdani offering to hold Sliwa's hand 😆 (Sliwa takes him up on it!) (Flu season is approaching and NYers can find free flu shots at nyc.gov/healthmap)
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026
This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you
A guy who looks basically 1:1 like Michael McDonald who recently found out Michael McDonald is his biological father
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Jason Meisner @jmetr22b.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
JUDGE: How would you envision that looking, then? PROSECUTOR: What part? JUDGE: The part where I appoint an independent person in the interest of justice to investigate the Department of Justice, and that person is being supervised by the Department of Justice www.chicagotribune.com/2026/10/01/b...
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Judge to begin inquiry that could lead to criminal contempt charges in ‘Broadview Six’ case
A federal judge on Thursday said she’d initiate a “fact finding” process to determine whether potential criminal contempt charges are warranted against prosecutors in the “Broadview Six” case.
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Fent Senzu Jelly Beans @gr8tvaluebiggie.bsky.social · 23h
That OG racism would come back so fast. The way they would unearth old slurs for The Irish, Italians and Poles. You ever been called an vintage previously discontinued slur?
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Takeoff: You're About To Find Out
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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
CARGENTINA
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We’re the ones missing something here bros. Shut the fuck up, listen to what women are saying, and try to internalize what makes the world different for them than what your experience has taught you about the world. And then be better.
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is a guy that the media has promoted a dozen times in the last few years. He was on Bill Maher's show two weeks ago as a reasonable conservative.
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
About Deshawn Watson, when the investigation into the allegations about him in Houston came out, the way the Texans handled it, the way the league responded to it, and the way other teams responded, it was clear to me that virtually every team has a guy/guys like him and they have a system to
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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mama wasn’t playing around
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 02/10/2026
Samhain gets a reputation as a time when the veil between worlds is thin, but statistically speaking, the veil is probably fine near you. There are tremendous regional differences in veil strength, but for most people no additional action is required. That said, we may lose Ohio this year.
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Mike Vincent @mikevincent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is truly bonkers. I can have zero experience, refuse any certification, curriculum, or accreditation AND take public money while teaching literally whatever the hell I want to in my choice of 9 states
You could open Ye Olde Free-Range Academy in South Carolina and eight other states.
Your school's name comes from your answers to Question 3, "No. I want the freedom to teach whatever I see fit, whether it's Scripture or homesteading," and Question 10, "Old-timey words like 'Heritage' or "Ye Olde!"
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 02/10/2026
Everyday The Internet introduces me to a new white man that avoids therapy at all costs
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No one has ever been this high on their own supply
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NYT: Anthropic Nearly Walked Out on Pope Leo XIV’s AI Encyclical — Then Lobbied His Advisers
Chris Olah saw an advance copy of Magnifica Humanitas days before the Vatican launch and proposed withdrawing over its stance on machine consciousness. The pope held his ground.
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👻McBoo🎃 @mikemcgehee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ah shit it's opening night. DJ hit the Pantera
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this moment in 2024 is when i knew jasmine crockett wasn’t it. big yikes.
THE HILL

Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-Texas) is launching a
"Crockett Clapback Collection" of T-shirts meant to raise money for Democratic candidates following the attention on her clash with Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.).

Crockett wrote on the social platform X on Friday that she will be launching a merchandise collection that "will feature various swag that includes random things" she has said.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 02/10/2026
When an insurance company is deciding whether to pay for your medical treatment, it generates a file, which should contain all records associated with your case, including documents explaining why the claim was denied. You have a right to see this file. (Published May 2023)
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Health Insurance Claim Denied? See What Insurers Said Behind the Scenes
Learn how to request your health insurance claim file, which can include details about what your insurer is saying about you and your case.
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
kirk’s gonna need to bring out another couple dogs to use as a shield
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 02/10/2026
Steelers fans watching Aaron Rodgers
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
saw a report on if glass coffins could become popular. remains to be seen.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone’s acting like they wish they were dead. Some Philly sports team must be playing.
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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gavin Newsom is a penis
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Joe Defroster @yodacat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Poster who publicly @'d his wife about her sex DMs. Poster who emailed a woman's husband before he got within shooting distance to attempt an affair. Poster who was Australian. Pedophile poster running dozens of Hanna Barbara era cartoon character roleplay accounts to talk to himself. The Munks.
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PaJamas @mooklepticon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I bet this is @jellyzedsy.bsky.social 's sleeping routine
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