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JudgyPantsJesse

@jesseweirdo.bsky.social
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Professional booze slinger, guitarist, dad and jackass all in one bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7x…

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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 1h
That was one of my favorites. I guy I knew just had a 1yr bday party for his kid with Sesame Street theme and never heard of that book. I was in the middle of a store doing my Grover voice telling him about the book
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dog sitting my sister and her wife’s dog. Little tiny gal, and we’re sitting on the couch and she jumps up onto the back of the couch right next to my head. Scared the living shit out of me. So guess I’ll keep on dog sitting this kangaroo.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Context
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 👏 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/things-to-do-32419113
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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BluesMusic @bluesmusic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cascade performing on a 'Chapman Stick'🎸 🎶'Little Wing' #bluesmusic
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lazy night with some John Carpenter movies. Watched They Live, and now into The Thing before an early bedtime. Not the worst day
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
30yrs? Man..I know I’m old but
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Waaaat?! News to me. That’s wild
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
lol literally watching the episode as I saw this
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I guess Ed Sheeran won’t be eating canned food for a while, since all of his openers stopped working.
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Glad I wasn’t the only one that saw that before reading the post
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Holy tap dancing Christ what in the world 😆 I love the commercialism at the end to shout out Xbox and the iPod
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My wallpaper was sides of six packs I stapled on my wall 😆
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lol took me a minute to even get the song it was so whiny and high pitched. He sounds awful and looks like he’s about to shit his pants he’s trying so hard to
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 07/09/2026
Obviously fuck the carceral state but at the same time, how are people like the Tate brothers and Elizabeth Holmes tweeting from prison. They could at least shut those freaks up
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
As a Vikings fan I do not appreciate this. That face on my teams uniform is no bueno. The current cousins uniform of raiders would make him even more hated as he deserved 😆
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oooohhh I thought it was cheese and was confused why someone would chow down straight Parmesan slices
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Thank you for cursing my brain this evening
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’ve had mine waiting for a while. Hopefully yours is the lucky one 🤞
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
No such thing as
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Guano, jewboy (my initials are Jew), slapnuts, goofy
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Some days at work just suck balls so much…and then you go grab your order at the dispensary and they happen to have a bogo on your favorite gummies you ordered so you feel like one of the old doublemint twins in the commercials…I’m old
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Did someone inject sand into her hip joints or something?
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I…uh, actually pulled a Merida from 30yds
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
How is everyone skipping my man…
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Impressive Step Brothers
Alt: Richard jenkins saying “oh god you’re impressive”
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"Bluesky is dying" bro you're talking about a website full of 38 year olds who have fringe political beliefs and listen to black metal bands with >1000 listeners on spotify, nobody here cares about popularity
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Woohoo Team Subaru!
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Mandolining the cucumbers for sesame salad and got some hegseth cross tattoo looking cukes up in here
Sliced cucumbers with the middle missing seeds and they form the shape of a Jerusalem cross (very roughly)
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Yea. I have a hard time believing a republican is gonna do the right thing..their god is still trying to convince people the pool liner was vandalism. Truthfulness is against their sense of being
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Adrian Littlejohn @yorksfella59.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I still love this one... 😄
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Haven’t played with the crossbow in a while. Wanted to see what happened with a jug of water…and it’s not a whole lot other than bolts plugging the holes on both sides so it stayed full 🤷🏻‍♂️
Picture of 6 crossbow bolts sticking out of a jug of water. Image taken from top view6 crossbow bolts through a jug of water. Image taken from side view
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
He yells “BAM” and throws salt in his own eyes..
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Never thought I’d be cheering on Cornyn and Tillis, but..lol
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I mean, I love being a lazy turd but the GC was amazing to see in person. Took the kids on a rental RV trip a couple years ago and stayed there for a couple days. Amazing stuff
Me looking like a dork in front of the Grand Canyon.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
“Happens to the best of us” does not explain why it’s happening to me
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Waking up to the power being out (no coffee or breakfast) is not my idea of a good start to the day ☹️ snarl
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Just got back from seeing the odyssey and it was pretty awesome. But for all the bitching and moaning and end of society level whining about a black lady who was in a 3hr movie for like 10min, maybe…jfc these people are so lame.
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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Happy bday!
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Frosted Poptart @toastertrollop.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The gop state house rewrote a rule last week so he can’t do that. Fun stuff www.lex18.com/news/state-o...
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Kentucky law requires special election to fill vacant U.S. Senate seat, not appointment
Kentucky has a plan if it suddenly loses a U.S. senator — but that plan has changed significantly in recent years, and questions remain about how it would work in practice.
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oh Lordy that last text…oof
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Such a great week of vacation with camping and being a lazy turd and slowly the realization of working Monday is setting in and I’m not enjoying that part at all 😒
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The Democratic Socialists want your children to be fed healthy nourishing food and receive the best possible medical care, and to do that they intend to raise taxes on a handful of corrupt and squalid pedophiliac monsters who have stolen 1000x more money than anyone can spend—well not in MY America.
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
💯 as a Californian (Bay Area native) it’s always been that over American as my identity
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
That’s some smart thinking..
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Ratchet straps on Father’s Day is peak dadness
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JudgyPantsJesse @jesseweirdo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Wake up to the first Father’s Day text of the day from 11, and it’s so full of love and appreciation Happy sperm givers day What more could a dad want, amirite?
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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