Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialElizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i must not produce takes. takes are the mind-killer. takes are the little death that produce total obliteration. i will face my takes. i will permit them to pass over me and through me without posting them to the timeline. where the takes have gone there will be nothing. only i will remain. 424350
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 03/10/2026ME: So that’s the full list, basically. If you get started now you can prevent millions of deaths and achieve world peace by 2015. EIGHT YEAR OLD ME: Got it. For sure. And just confirming— ME: Yes. In the future you can watch cartoons any time of day. EIGHT YEAR OLD ME: (raising the roof) Cowabunga! 541239
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Then you’re too young to be on Bluesky Point Break, all of us watched Futurama Season 1 as it first aired 3065339
jeremiahbonjean.bsky.social @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A workplace disqualifying a candidate because they brought a drink vs the content of the interview is a 🚩 A place that treats candidates differently than regular people probably has a rotten culture. Interviews go both ways. It’s not hard, people. 010
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialSarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026 57142653072
jeremiahbonjean.bsky.social @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Season finale time for big man punching 000
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 16/09/2026will say, as an actual cyclist, that yes, sure, sometimes it really is just easier to go on the pavement for a stretch, but if you do it while going slowly and apologising to the pedestrians you encounter then no one will hate you, "basic manners" does kind of seem to be the issue here, again 3143720
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A friend of mine works in AI and thinks bad things are about to happen. He sold his home and moved his family out the country. He said that if you own a home in a walkable San Francisco neighborhood near a taqueria with good veggie options, you should sell your home for super cheap right now. 978909866
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialNadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The horrors persist but so do books, flowers, animals, the ocean, sunsets, trees, libraries, iced coffee, spooky season, the word ‘fuck’, and the moon. 301720489
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialJay Lender @jaylender.bsky.social · 11/09/2026An infinite number of Hollywood executive monkeys will eventually recreate the television production methods that worked for 70 years. 1211777221
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialSteve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends. 14757861280
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Writer for NBC10 Boston fuckin HATES Mercury 943603457
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW 474794954
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 07/09/2026 186155083606
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2026September is here and what better place to spend Labor Day than in the weightless gravity of space where you couldn’t expend energy even if you wanted to as you drift endlessly into the abyss of a Continental Breakfast at the Space Hotel which is going to be here in only three short months! 33934100
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialMark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I feel like I’m living In a dystopian novel written in 1993 that was rejected by dozens of publishers because it was incredibly stupid. 352117282246
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialmarina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026 84296759519
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 26/08/2026you should wear a bike helmet 491710128
jeremiahbonjean.bsky.social @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This place definitely has the juice 000
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialSarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026 43128302749
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18/08/2026anyone who thinks ADHD is made up to sell pills or whatever should be forced to spend 8 hours alone with me in a car while I am fully unmedicated. let's see how you really feel after that 532878426
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 17/08/2026If all goes well we'll be able to eat food again in two years. 1574947738
jeremiahbonjean.bsky.social @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.social · 16/08/2026A ton of the DEI training I got was just about how to be a better manager and to follow labor laws. 011
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialFietser @americanfietser.bsky.social · 14/08/2026There are many advocates that need to stop defending e-motos as if they're bicycles. The longer we pretend this scrutiny is unwarranted, the more damage it does to actual e-bikes, which are legitimate tools enabling people to safely and affordably ditch their cars. 720642
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialAftermath @aftermath.site · 13/08/2026Saber Interactive's CEO Matt Karch can get in the bin: aftermath.site/saber-interact... 241231258
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialNoah Shachtman @noahshachtman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026i've been covering national security for decades, on and off. i've never heard of anything like this. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comUSS Abraham Lincoln sailors tried to jump overboard amid extended deployment – reportsAircraft carrier’s crew in ninth month at sea and has spent record 250 days consecutively without making land 28257902056
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Please don’t write in the newspaper 700 years from now that I got absolutely smoked. 403116636
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialmr. kendal mintcake @mintcaketime.bsky.social · 12/08/2026inside you are three wolves 5643441009
jeremiahbonjean.bsky.social @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I’ve used the same fallen branch to rest on my walks and rides since 2020. It’s gone today. WHERE IS MY LOG? 000
jeremiahbonjean.bsky.social @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.social · 10/08/2026You have to pay for your own ankle Monitor. It can be between $5-$35 a day. Beyond cruel. 000
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi 154128893256
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialFietser @americanfietser.bsky.social · 09/08/2026And yet all moral panic is reserved for ebikes and e-scooters. 28210
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialRyan S. @ryan-deepclub.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Everyone wants to throttle down the speed of fast ebikes to sub-20 MPH and ban them etc. sure I guess. But no one talking about the gradual creep of cars getting larger and ignoring speed limits and blowing thru red lights. 7766176
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialGroovyShelly @groovyshelly.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I'd love to credit whoever wrote this. No idea. But I'm 100% with its message. When I think of how the '80s ethos, "Greed is Good" has metastasized, it surprises and depresses me. Imagine having so many millions, hundred of millions, even billions & caring about nothing except your own vanity. 624177874821
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialMen in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Mauricio Pochettino already has more World Cup wins than any other USMNT manager 🇺🇸 He's got the chance to add to that number, having signed a contract extension through the 2030 World Cup 🔏 9603
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 02/08/2026According to anti-cyclist replies, here's evidence that cars and bikes are equally dangerous: 🚗: They kill ~40000 people in the US annually 🚲: I saw a cyclist run a red light 30 years ago 21956143
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026“If this was true, I would be in jail” is not a real profession of innocence; it is a brag about how strenuously the state protects the male right of private sphere violence against women and children. 162681547
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialSleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Pedestrian sigma posture versus driver beta posture 122866402
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026What I hate about COVID downplayers is… you won okay. In the aftermath of humanity coming together to develop the most crucial vaccines of our lifetime & collectively sacrificing to save lives, we are now less safe, less vaccinated & less empathetic than ever. You won ok. Lay down your swords. 613966935
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.social👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 30/07/2026UEFA figured it out? UEFA? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts. 446278
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialAftermath @aftermath.site · 30/07/2026There's already so many ways to play N64 games without supporting a fashy little freak's pet project. Do not buy the war crime n64. aftermath.site/war-crime-n64-... 241428536
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialGabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Great post from Jerry today: www.penny-arcade.com/news/post/20...penny-arcade.comCyberbullies - Penny ArcadeVideogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary. 613725
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/07/2026we should charge the C-suite with fraud and theft if they take a tax credit meant to keep people employed and then cut staff anyway. 5075052091
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth. 359124383125
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Despite all the accusations of crimes and cover-ups, the Trump admin has never actually prosecuted or jailed anyone. The supposed stolen 2020 election, Jan 6 deep state, Dr Fauci, etc. All of its is just theater for the base, revving them up. In the end, will undermine faith in gov and institutions. 1004449742
Reposted by @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.socialChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Do not buy the war crime n64. 323879998