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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 13h

What the trailers don't make clear about Primetime is that Robert Pattinson spends the movie slithering around on the floor like a snake and everyone has to pretend the floor is a wall like it's Whose Line Is It Anyway and also Phoebe Bridgers is a little guy you wouldn't even know

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you run a business of any kind it's a store. The grocery store, the sandwich store, the oil change store etc. If someone is a liquid it's a sauce. BBQ sauce, car sauce, hair sauce etc

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

they have no idea what they're doing. and it would be kind to say they do not care. they care a lot! they are spinning the cylinder and pulling that trigger and hoping with every fiber of their being that they blow the head off society. it's wild

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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 28/09/2026

Depending on your game, you can do this without language at all. An aiming reticle tightening as odds go up, or an animation depicting a clumsier miss when they roll a failure on bad odds can communicate to the player in ways that lean on narrative (which humans excel at) instead of probability.

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Instead fudging the rolls they should be fudgy in their description. Nobody knows what 64% is but everyone knows what "somewhat likely " is. Use something similar instead of the number. It's the same with weapons. 20% more damage means nothing to me "slight damage increase" does

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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Took awhile for me to grab my camera as I was thinking No Way.

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Obsessed with this yellow alien from One Punch Man

A gaggle of aliens from the show One Punch Man. The yellow one is cute as hell

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Okay Mole Mania I was unaware you had some bangers on the ol Gameboy soundtrack

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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

“shape of you” by ed sheeran is from the perspective of a dog … he’s in love with the shape of you because it’s all he can see with his dog eyes

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Using one of my brains for hot dogs one for hamburgers

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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

McDonald's Announces it No Longer Selling "Food", Closing Majority of Restaurants, and Champagne Corks from Trading Floors Can be Heard Thousands of Miles Away

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

To wade into the OOT Zelda remake discourse, their mouths have TOO MANY TEETH. They should be BROWN. Also Link's arms should be BROWN

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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 08/09/2026

I've looked at literally thousands of online event listings over the past year and a half and now I have Opinions™ about how they should be structured, perhaps you would be interested in these if you also run events or you just enjoy a slightly exasperated blog post phirephoenix.com/blog/2026-09...

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things I wish every event organizer would do for their event listings

Hello yes, I am aware that it’s been almost a full year since the last post. This is largely because running Show Up Toronto and writing a newsletter for it every week takes a lot of time and energy. ...

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brad, Love Yokozuna 🔞 @blasternation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

CHANGE MY PIK UP SMACK MY BULB ORP

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Going from teenager to adulthood during this time (along with the internet really getting its legs) I just thought this was the kind of cool, fun, weird, interesting stuff "adults" watched all the time. Had no idea this kind of thing in the mainstream was such a rarity.

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Happy to return from a trip to find a (soon to be) classic Chicago shoegaze record on my doorstep I don't care what comes next - Sunshy

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I'm screaming this to anyone who will listen. There isn't a food culture on planet earth that is somehow some straight line backwards to the beginning of history. Food changes, merges, splits off, comes back together. The idea of a "pure" food culture is actually a STAGNANT food culture.

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Arms bent to the golden ratio? Size 25 shoes? Dork hat? Uhhh yeah, that's the Super Solver

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Had to drive a car all week after not driving for a year or 2. Thinking about this CS Lewis quote.

The truest and most horrible claim made for modern transport is that it “annihilates space.” It does. It annihilates one of the most glorious gifts we have been given. It is a vile inflation which lowers the value of distance, so that a modern boy travels a hundred miles with less sense of liberation and pilgrimage and adventure than his grandfather got from traveling ten. Of course if a man hates space and wants it to be annihilated, that is another matter. Why not creep into his coffin at once? There is little enough space there

- C.S. Lewis

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Years ago playing paintball, right as a match ended one of my coworkers stormed over to where our team was yelling because we had shot her in the back. Someone asked her which way she was facing and she pointed towards her own team. When she realized the mistake she made she just got angrier.

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Post: We need to think seriously about what actions can be taken against the traitorous architects of this age of regression, and how we can ensure this never happens again 55y/o branch manager: Mmmm mayhaps to step on LEGO? 😈

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

A poof if mysterious wide powder shoots out of my mouth. Ah, my teeth, finally ground to dust. The trial is over, I've won being calm.

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Me to C-3PO when he asks me if he can make art

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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

youre only allowed to say tranny if you take hrt or win a war sorry

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

New GTA 6 leak reveals that sex is removed but you can be a "higher purpose bride"

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

If you're not putting cheese on my ice cream get out of my fucking face

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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Your man ain't never heard of raisins (and he scared of grapes)

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Sometimes learning more, makes you know less

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Showgirls is a great movie and not in a "so bad it's good" way but in an unironic, this is a movie made with skill and intention way. It's the way it is on purpose and it succeeds. Sometimes you have to take a director at their word and not try to project some failed other intention onto it.

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

While hunting up pictures of Don Bergman from Pikmin 4 I found out for 3 years Nintendo was publishing a Pikmin comic on their website. Wild.

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Finally getting on the touch designer hand tracking train

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Pedestrian sigma posture versus driver beta posture

A green straight line is drawn over a tall pedestrian crossing a crosswalk while a diagonal red line is drawn across a car, parodying weird red pill posture nonsense

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

*watching you pee your pants* "Bro your 5 pee chambers must be the size of 5 peas. 🫛 A pea pod if you will. " "No, well , yes I can see the confusion I guess you could call each chamber a 'PEE pod' yes yes very amusing. "

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

You can't normally hurt John Fetterman but when he does his special move and falls over you can briefly climb onto his back and hit his weak spot

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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I wrote about the Nolan Odyssey for the LRB. I'll summarize some of my main points below, in case you don't feel like reading all that. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

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Emily Wilson · An Uncomplicated Man

As they say at the awards shows, I was humbled to learn that Christopher Nolan has read at least the first line of my...

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

For the left to use phrases like mutual aid while also rejecting civic pride as "conservative" is such a disastrous dissonance.

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

The thing about putting art out into the internet is that the laziest thing you ever made will go bonkers getting liked and shared. The best thing you ever made that is so fucking cool and deep nobody will ever give a shit about.

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