Reposted by Grant JendoHannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor 03641768
Reposted by Grant JendoHannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward 10133593753
Reposted by Grant Jendoheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 01/10/2026everything about the jacob geller allegations is deeply upsetting and traumatising, from the details themselves to their being publicised on twitter by third party texts seemingly without any consultation with the victim to the armchair detective posting that followed 81427215
Reposted by Grant JendoJames Nalton @jdnalton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026International football is not without its issues, but as the club game at the top level is being ruined by private equity and state ownership, the international game provides an alternative. This weekend's Morning Star column on Nations Leagues and extended international breaks. 1225
Reposted by Grant Jendogeoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 05/09/2026a few dozen million years ago this guy got sick of the wicked ground and went back into the sea to become Every Whale 633504615
Reposted by Grant JendoThe Green Party of England & Wales @greenparty.org.uk · 25/09/2026Hey Jonathan Reynolds.. we've found a few... 720498
Reposted by Grant Jendoslop enjoyer @slop.guru · 25/09/2026okay this sounds great also has anyone ever told you that ‘grant jendo’ sounds like the name of an ancient wise jedi who died off-screen 132
Reposted by Grant JendoParis Marx @parismarx.com · 24/09/2026Just when I think I can’t hate OpenAI and Sam Altman any more, new details come out about how ChatGPT helped a shooter plan one of the worst mass shootings in Canadian history in Tumbler Ridge, BC. OpenAI made an explicit decision not to report the user to authorities.motherjones.comChatGPT helped the Tumbler Ridge school shooter focus on guns, tactics, and terror, our investigation revealsOpenAI’s chatbot fed the shooter’s violent fantasies and planning up to the massacre. 1533451490
Reposted by Grant Jendo🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026yeah Silent Hill Townfall is a banger 1858069
Reposted by Grant Jendo¡Forward, Russia! @forwardrussia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Fourteen!!! On DSPs / streaming from midnight Wednesday 23rd September (don't ask me whether that means tonight or Wednesday, because I ¡Don't Know! Follow ¡Forward, Russia! on your favourite streaming service to hear it first 183
Reposted by Grant JendoLeona Scream @editor.scot · 20/09/2026The worst bit is that The Proclaimers are seen outside Scotland as a jokey band but they started out with pretty solid principles and wrote songs about being Scottish and working class, about Scottish identity, displacement, politics. They could and should have been so, so much better than this 5598
Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It's mad that Haaland can shave his head but Donnarumma can't 010
Reposted by Grant JendoLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You have to suffer so I don't. Sorry. Yeah I know. No I do know. But I don't want to suffer in the slightest so yeah. 340558
Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026There are only two types of goal that are good: ones like this, and ones from over 30 yards 010
Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I get that they can't mount it on a crane in the stadium lest they block the view of folk in that stand, but camera tech is so good now they should make their main one a drone 110
Reposted by Grant JendoNess 🟡⚪🟣⚫ @nesstheenby.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ed Sheeran is crying alone on stage at his profitable politically neutral concerts 1195
Reposted by Grant JendoAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026the news: we are out of money and oil and the world is in the process of abandoning us and the people in charge are threatening to shut down all trade traders: lfg 1718819
Reposted by Grant JendoScottish Greens @scottishgreens.org · 16/09/2026Scotland must stand in solidarity with the people of Palestine. 312245
Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Fuck bitching at the devs, gimme the ability to buy tickets in bulk that isn't just a weekly/monthly/annual pass A few months ago I could get 12 singles for £20-odd to be used within three months, now that's gone entirely I suppose this is what happens when "nationalisation" is done by neolibs 110
Reposted by Grant Jendo𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 14/09/2026the interesting thing about the english guys going into the calton bookshop to kick up a fuss is they've obviously cooked their heads online and assume left wing people in glasgow are like, "blue haired people with pronouns" and not like, middle aged GMB shop stewards from haghill who could deck 'em 921639
Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I'm usually not a fan of the People Make Glasgow 🥰 mythos but fuck me is this absolutely hilarious, I love love LOVE seeing wannabe hardmen getting instantly clowned on 110
Reposted by Grant JendoTristan Grayford @tristangrayford.scot · 13/09/2026The vibe is that Swinney will resist this because he's thoroughly stopped caring what his party voters actually want and only what the consultancy class does. And we all know what consultants think of AI. www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottis...dailyrecord.co.ukSwinney to face crunch Holyrood vote aiming to pause supersized AI data centresThe First Minister could face a backbench rebellion with some SNP backbenchers facing controversial 'hyperscale' projects in their backyards. 1206
Reposted by Grant JendoJames Nalton @jdnalton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Hundreds of Man United fans are protesting at the Manchester derby today. I covered it in this weekend's Morning Star column. We would have covered it today, too, but Man United declined the (national daily) paper's accreditation request. morningstaronline.co.uk/article/fans... 2124
Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026There are few things more soulcrushing than doing something boomer, like picking up your phone and accidentally turning the torch on 000
Reposted by Grant Jendomerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 12/09/2026the fucked up thing is that if the computer really was alive and not just a yes-man psychosis generator i would be the first person lining up to have weird brain sex with it 957455
Reposted by Grant JendoGrace 🏳️⚧️ @gemofamara.com · 09/09/2026if you actually believe this then bombing data centres should be a military priority 1283
Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Mike Kinsella stepping up to the mic half-cut before they play Never Meant to say that Elden Ring challenge runners shouldn't unlock sites of grace before they've actually reached them 110
Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Knowing who the setpiece coach is is like knowing who a film's DP is 120
Reposted by Grant JendoLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026If buying isn't owning then piracy can't be theft. Any reasonable corporation knows that. 8184333063
Reposted by Grant JendoGhøules @known-issues.bsky.social · 25/08/2026the bronze age collapsed bc they didn’t have enough data centers 514314
Reposted by Grant JendoOldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Guy who hasn’t seen the Robert Pattinson trailer and thinks this is about Match of the Day 2173
Reposted by Grant JendoRyan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 29/05/2026Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image. 21974132069
Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026They need to stop calling things Monster There are too many Monsters 000
Reposted by Grant JendoLeona Scream @editor.scot · 24/07/2026The smell of smoke and burning vegetation is everywhere here today. I woke up this morning thinking my house was on fire. This is not sustainable 43113
Reposted by Grant Jendo👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Every fucking time the excuse is that there aren't the resources to monitor these people. Maybe stop deploying the fucking TSG to arrest octogenarians and raid Quaker Meeting Houses and paying Special Branch to shag their way around every antifascist and animal rights group in the country. 211626
Reposted by Grant JendoFinal Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026"watch our new podcast on iplayer" how about you listen to a cheese sandwich on BBC Sounds you tit. Words have meanings. "smell my new album" fuck OFF. 411141
Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Started playing this again the other day, an unspeakably beautiful game 010
Reposted by Grant JendoRaphael van Lierop 🇨🇦 @raphlife.bsky.social · 17/07/2026And at least 300 of them have been absolute garbage. 1221
Reposted by Grant Jendo𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 15/07/2026english friends i love you and wish you health and prosperity but my first love is being a horrible little sports toad 412213
Reposted by Grant JendoGT @granitetide.bsky.social · 15/07/2026You're laughing. Keir Starmer's free flight to the world cup final has been cancelled and you're laughing. 016334
Reposted by Grant JendoDuncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 15/07/2026They wanna "we don't think about you at all" here. But they sing about us all summer , their media have rattled themselves into being unable to compute the most basic bit of rivalry where you want your rival to lose. 111
Reposted by Grant Jendorob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 07/07/2026(tom cruise doing the thing where he smiles even though he's really mad) eat your shorts? is that your message to me, bart? 61377172