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Grant Jendo

@jendo.bsky.social
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Have it writ upon thy meagre grave: ✊🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🎥 boxd.it/b2eDl 📚 www.instagram.com/grantjendo

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 01/10/2026
everything about the jacob geller allegations is deeply upsetting and traumatising, from the details themselves to their being publicised on twitter by third party texts seemingly without any consultation with the victim to the armchair detective posting that followed
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James Nalton @jdnalton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
International football is not without its issues, but as the club game at the top level is being ruined by private equity and state ownership, the international game provides an alternative. This weekend's Morning Star column on Nations Leagues and extended international breaks.
Morning Star newspaper page with the headline "the positives of the nations league and international break"
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Cardbordeaux Sommelier @meh-guh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
4 panel comic. First panel has Pakicetus, a sort of crouched wolf-deer-looking creature saying "Indohyus, my brother. I've decided to search for more food in the waters."
Second panel shows Pakicetus facing Indohyus, a similar looking creature. Indohyus says "You will regret this, Pakicetus. The environment will force you to adapt." Pakicetus replies "I just need some shrimps lol. I will be perfectly fine"
3rd panel is 35 million years later and shows a blue whale approaching a deer, saying "AAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAH. MRUUUUUUUH BWOOOOOOEEEEEE" Final panel is a close up with the deer replying "WTF"
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
a few dozen million years ago this guy got sick of the wicked ground and went back into the sea to become Every Whale
a realistic speculative rendering of indohyus, a fairly small land mammal with a broad, rounded body, a long thick tail tapering at the end, a smoothly sloped head kind of like a borzoi dog's, short and thin hooved legs, and short, tawny fur. its shapes are somewhat reminiscent of a whale's
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 21/12/2025
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The Green Party of England & Wales @greenparty.org.uk · 25/09/2026
Hey Jonathan Reynolds.. we've found a few...
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 25/09/2026
okay this sounds great also has anyone ever told you that ‘grant jendo’ sounds like the name of an ancient wise jedi who died off-screen
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 24/09/2026
Just when I think I can’t hate OpenAI and Sam Altman any more, new details come out about how ChatGPT helped a shooter plan one of the worst mass shootings in Canadian history in Tumbler Ridge, BC. OpenAI made an explicit decision not to report the user to authorities.
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ChatGPT helped the Tumbler Ridge school shooter focus on guns, tactics, and terror, our investigation reveals
OpenAI’s chatbot fed the shooter’s violent fantasies and planning up to the massacre.
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
yeah Silent Hill Townfall is a banger
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¡Forward, Russia! @forwardrussia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fourteen!!! On DSPs / streaming from midnight Wednesday 23rd September (don't ask me whether that means tonight or Wednesday, because I ¡Don't Know! Follow ¡Forward, Russia! on your favourite streaming service to hear it first
The ¡! logo, white/light blue on dark blue, and the words 'Single - Fourteen'
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Leona Scream @editor.scot · 20/09/2026
The worst bit is that The Proclaimers are seen outside Scotland as a jokey band but they started out with pretty solid principles and wrote songs about being Scottish and working class, about Scottish identity, displacement, politics. They could and should have been so, so much better than this
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's mad that Haaland can shave his head but Donnarumma can't
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You have to suffer so I don't. Sorry. Yeah I know. No I do know. But I don't want to suffer in the slightest so yeah.
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why am I posting what's goin on
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There are only two types of goal that are good: ones like this, and ones from over 30 yards
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I get that they can't mount it on a crane in the stadium lest they block the view of folk in that stand, but camera tech is so good now they should make their main one a drone
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Ness 🟡⚪🟣⚫ @nesstheenby.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is crying alone on stage at his profitable politically neutral concerts
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Billy Gilmour 🥹
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the news: we are out of money and oil and the world is in the process of abandoning us and the people in charge are threatening to shut down all trade traders: lfg
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Scottish Greens @scottishgreens.org · 16/09/2026
Scotland must stand in solidarity with the people of Palestine.
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fuck bitching at the devs, gimme the ability to buy tickets in bulk that isn't just a weekly/monthly/annual pass A few months ago I could get 12 singles for £20-odd to be used within three months, now that's gone entirely I suppose this is what happens when "nationalisation" is done by neolibs
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 14/09/2026
the interesting thing about the english guys going into the calton bookshop to kick up a fuss is they've obviously cooked their heads online and assume left wing people in glasgow are like, "blue haired people with pronouns" and not like, middle aged GMB shop stewards from haghill who could deck 'em
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm usually not a fan of the People Make Glasgow 🥰 mythos but fuck me is this absolutely hilarious, I love love LOVE seeing wannabe hardmen getting instantly clowned on
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tara 🏳️‍⚧️ @tarabomp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Tristan Grayford @tristangrayford.scot · 13/09/2026
The vibe is that Swinney will resist this because he's thoroughly stopped caring what his party voters actually want and only what the consultancy class does. And we all know what consultants think of AI. www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottis...
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Swinney to face crunch Holyrood vote aiming to pause supersized AI data centres
The First Minister could face a backbench rebellion with some SNP backbenchers facing controversial 'hyperscale' projects in their backyards.
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James Nalton @jdnalton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hundreds of Man United fans are protesting at the Manchester derby today. I covered it in this weekend's Morning Star column. We would have covered it today, too, but Man United declined the (national daily) paper's accreditation request. morningstaronline.co.uk/article/fans...
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There are few things more soulcrushing than doing something boomer, like picking up your phone and accidentally turning the torch on
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 12/09/2026
the fucked up thing is that if the computer really was alive and not just a yes-man psychosis generator i would be the first person lining up to have weird brain sex with it
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Grace 🏳️‍⚧️ @gemofamara.com · 09/09/2026
if you actually believe this then bombing data centres should be a military priority
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Mike Kinsella stepping up to the mic half-cut before they play Never Meant to say that Elden Ring challenge runners shouldn't unlock sites of grace before they've actually reached them
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Knowing who the setpiece coach is is like knowing who a film's DP is
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
If buying isn't owning then piracy can't be theft. Any reasonable corporation knows that.
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Ghøules @known-issues.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the bronze age collapsed bc they didn’t have enough data centers
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Guy who hasn’t seen the Robert Pattinson trailer and thinks this is about Match of the Day
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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 29/05/2026
Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.
A close up of captain kirk getting his eyes scanned. It is cut off above the eyebrows and below his mouth.The same image in a thumbnail for Star Trek, the wrath of Khan. But AI has painted the rest of the image so that Kirk is a balding man in a business suit.
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
They need to stop calling things Monster There are too many Monsters
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Leona Scream @editor.scot · 24/07/2026
The smell of smoke and burning vegetation is everywhere here today. I woke up this morning thinking my house was on fire. This is not sustainable
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👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Every fucking time the excuse is that there aren't the resources to monitor these people. Maybe stop deploying the fucking TSG to arrest octogenarians and raid Quaker Meeting Houses and paying Special Branch to shag their way around every antifascist and animal rights group in the country.
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"watch our new podcast on iplayer" how about you listen to a cheese sandwich on BBC Sounds you tit. Words have meanings. "smell my new album" fuck OFF.
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Started playing this again the other day, an unspeakably beautiful game
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
We truly are a country of multitudes
A roundabout which features a wire mesh model of a spitfire adorned with poppies. In the background flaps a Union Flag. Lush green trees are capped by a blue and white sky.A railing near a set of stairs has been painted red, white and blue. On the white portion, someone has scribbled "hun scum". In the background features a long concrete path and some long dry grass. The grass features some litter, including an empty can of Tennents.
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 21/07/2026
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Raphael van Lierop 🇨🇦 @raphlife.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
And at least 300 of them have been absolute garbage.
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 15/07/2026
english friends i love you and wish you health and prosperity but my first love is being a horrible little sports toad
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GT 🫪 @granitetide.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You're laughing. Keir Starmer's free flight to the world cup final has been cancelled and you're laughing.
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
They wanna "we don't think about you at all" here. But they sing about us all summer , their media have rattled themselves into being unable to compute the most basic bit of rivalry where you want your rival to lose.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
(tom cruise doing the thing where he smiles even though he's really mad) eat your shorts? is that your message to me, bart?
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