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Murdering a tree so that ghost dogs have sticks they can actually pick up
Cardbordeaux Sommelier
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Cis she/her. Evidence to date indicates I'm immortal
Cis she/her. Evidence to date indicates I'm immortal
![Sashi (@sashikantsingh_) on twitter: "Open AI's internal benchmarks show GPT-6.1 Sol crushing Opus 5.5, with Anthropic struggling to keep up"
[A line graph with the horizontal axis labeled "Release date" and the vertical axis labeled "Model number". Three ascending lines plot various AI model names and their version numbers: a top green line plots "GPT-5.6 Sol", "GPT-6 Astra", and "GPT-6.1 Sol". A middle orange line plots "Fable 5", "Fable 5.1", and "Opus 5.5". A bottom black line plots "Grok 4.5", "Grok 4.6", and "Grok 4.7".]
sarah (@SarahStarberry) quotes with: "oh my god read the vertical axis"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreibm4gwmd2jxgqehuldjsf6rgpi3jyzvbjlosuyf2jtr73jevhymyy)
![[A meme with a yellow background and a pink border. The top left: a cut-out of a screaming person with a shaved head beside three blue stars. The bottom right features a cut-out of a person in a red hoodie covering their face with one hand. Black text reads: "Stop trying to make me consume A.I Slop I like the Garbage i consume online to be made from the minds of neurodivergent shitposters". Watermarks read "Beautiful, talented and Deadly" and "kira_Djnalie".]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreidlyatjeawt4uvdxinbhajor4rrvjtidn64xrr5righxbmwu3lek4)
![[An edited screenshot of the Cure menu from Metal Gear Solid 3 showing Naked Snake with an x-ray overlay highlighting his stomach. The condition panel reads: "Tummy Ache
Condition :
You just have to be brave about it."]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreicmvgkmla4gdac6vfomnqewl4gyillzh7putj5zckafrl6fry777u)
![penny-anna on tumblr: "Hi I have a question about Pacific Rim. Given that the sparring is just A way to test for drift compatibility and any activity that requires people to collaborate and anticipate each others moves works, including stuff like multi player video games
• Can you test for drift compatibility via improv comedy"
penny-anna on tumblr replies:
[A television still of comedians Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie sitting side-by-side on the set of Whose Line Is It Anyway?.]
"They are piloting a Jaeger together in my imagination"
penny-anna on tumblr replies:
"#hate this. im in the shatterdome trying to coordinate my jaegers in the field fighting for the fate of humanity #and these two chuckleheads over here won't stop doing bits on the open channel #they keep defeating kaiju with slapstick routines and its INFURIATING
yeah the worst part is it's actually working for them"
kyraneko on tumblr replies: "And their Jaeger is called Nihilistic Singularity (because it's a point that doesn't matter.)"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreicodtt2e6lvyu7nbhzabnf3l7tasm6tmj4xjjn4jqovbmnrbum5hu)
![[Snapchat photo from a cashier's perspective of a man at a checkout counter. He is wearing a white t-shirt featuring a parody of Andrew Card whispering to George W. Bush, with Bush's face replaced by Ed Sheeran. Text on the shirt reads:]
SIR ANOTHER BAND
HAS QUIT THE TOUR
[Text banner overlaid across the center:]
this dude came into my work today 😭](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreifqerayc7q6odbgmdonyq7jhzqvnvb27bifwajuxqdwsyygtb7hji)
![raine 🦂 (@thegorezone) on twitter: "the way that frankenstein's monster invented the ig baddie pose"
[Black and white photograph of Boris Karloff as Frankenstein's monster crouching against a stone wall. He has one knee raised and looks back over his shoulder at the camera.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreig7bnes5uol25wtgdtqresovcyrycifd76yarnc7zphhelcxwjdqu)
![[Screenshot of an image search application. The camera viewfinder shows a light brown snake next to a person's sandaled foot and biting their dark pant leg amidst green ferns. A white targeting box is drawn around the snake. The search results panel below misidentifies the animal, displaying the word "Hamster", a thumbnail photo of a hamster, and the text "See more pictures of Hamsters".]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreibbx7q6daon45ybuq6kkrvadxrghjlhhjdfzxipld2o3mx3n2mndu)
![[Photograph of a hand placing a bunch of metal forks inside an open microwave. Text overlay reads "When your boss says you can't go home early but that's okay because we're all going to go home soon".]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreib4uknwtprlzaw6ereypggw35bugw4djlxf4dwyyx5u5uommlpsiy)
![VINTAGE (@CarSighting) on twitter:
[Photograph of a Porsche dealership building. Several cars are parked on a concrete platform out front. One Porsche with a light blue and orange racing livery has rolled off the edge and is nose-down, partially submerged in a canal of water in the foreground.]
eric63 amg biturbo... (@EricMTerrill1) quotes:
"SHCLORP SHCLORP SHCLORP
SHCLORP SHCLORP SHCLORP
SHCLORP SHCLORP SHCLORP
SHCLORP"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreihruirkgb6odselkexke7scnz62z6tyuymdwcha5n34vw4dhu5as4)
![피타 (@pistachio_hello) on twitter: "Mount Fuji Super-Eruption"
[Two side-by-side photos of a black and white cat's snout viewed from above against a solid blue background. The white fur on the cat's nose makes it look like a snow-capped mountain. In the second photo, the cat's pink tongue sticks straight up from the tip of its nose, looking like a volcanic eruption.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreigwk5jkhtrmi3o6y7eye3eaopodd7aa3b4ctufioosof4wuhmccrm)
