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Grant Jendo

@jendo.bsky.social
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Kimiota is an alien
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just imagine if the UK had some sort of national broadcaster that had a duty to act in the public interest.
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Look I hate how much earlier it's getting darker but how good is it to have the ol' jumpers in rotation
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
Experts: Most Relationships Fall Apart Moment Man Playfully Tries But Fails To Pick Up Girlfriend theonion.com/experts-most-relations…
Experts: Most Relationships Fall Apart Moment Man Playfully Tries But Fails To Pick Up Girlfriend
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They're calling them the Stephen Welsh and Kieron Bowie roles
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Ashwin Raman @ashwinraman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*NEW* In my first article for ESPN, I explore how the changing tactical landscape of elite football has led to certain trends in each position across the pitch, from marauding centre-backs to big, physical strikers. www.espn.com/soccer/story...
espn.com
State of each position in 2026: What are the biggest tactical trends?
Elite soccer has changed dramatically in recent years, and the most valued player skill sets have evolved as a result.
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Like a quid for every three minutes of the film, it's like that Waterworld game in The Simpsons
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Someone needs take my phone off me in the wee hours cause I just shelled 28 quid on a 4K of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre 😭
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 01/10/2026
everything about the jacob geller allegations is deeply upsetting and traumatising, from the details themselves to their being publicised on twitter by third party texts seemingly without any consultation with the victim to the armchair detective posting that followed
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James Nalton @jdnalton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
International football is not without its issues, but as the club game at the top level is being ruined by private equity and state ownership, the international game provides an alternative. This weekend's Morning Star column on Nations Leagues and extended international breaks.
Morning Star newspaper page with the headline "the positives of the nations league and international break"
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Cardbordeaux Sommelier @meh-guh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
4 panel comic. First panel has Pakicetus, a sort of crouched wolf-deer-looking creature saying "Indohyus, my brother. I've decided to search for more food in the waters."
Second panel shows Pakicetus facing Indohyus, a similar looking creature. Indohyus says "You will regret this, Pakicetus. The environment will force you to adapt." Pakicetus replies "I just need some shrimps lol. I will be perfectly fine"
3rd panel is 35 million years later and shows a blue whale approaching a deer, saying "AAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAH. MRUUUUUUUH BWOOOOOOEEEEEE" Final panel is a close up with the deer replying "WTF"
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
a few dozen million years ago this guy got sick of the wicked ground and went back into the sea to become Every Whale
a realistic speculative rendering of indohyus, a fairly small land mammal with a broad, rounded body, a long thick tail tapering at the end, a smoothly sloped head kind of like a borzoi dog's, short and thin hooved legs, and short, tawny fur. its shapes are somewhat reminiscent of a whale's
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 21/12/2025
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The Green Party of England & Wales @greenparty.org.uk · 25/09/2026
Hey Jonathan Reynolds.. we've found a few...
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We've got Glup Shitto at home
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 25/09/2026
okay this sounds great also has anyone ever told you that ‘grant jendo’ sounds like the name of an ancient wise jedi who died off-screen
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Season 2 is just what seasons 2-5 were gonna be, which sounds shit on paper, but is actually much better than 1 imo
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For some reason it took me til the fourth paragraph to realise it's a bit
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 24/09/2026
Just when I think I can’t hate OpenAI and Sam Altman any more, new details come out about how ChatGPT helped a shooter plan one of the worst mass shootings in Canadian history in Tumbler Ridge, BC. OpenAI made an explicit decision not to report the user to authorities.
motherjones.com
ChatGPT helped the Tumbler Ridge school shooter focus on guns, tactics, and terror, our investigation reveals
OpenAI’s chatbot fed the shooter’s violent fantasies and planning up to the massacre.
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
yeah Silent Hill Townfall is a banger
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¡Forward, Russia! @forwardrussia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fourteen!!! On DSPs / streaming from midnight Wednesday 23rd September (don't ask me whether that means tonight or Wednesday, because I ¡Don't Know! Follow ¡Forward, Russia! on your favourite streaming service to hear it first
The ¡! logo, white/light blue on dark blue, and the words 'Single - Fourteen'
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Leona Scream @editor.scot · 20/09/2026
The worst bit is that The Proclaimers are seen outside Scotland as a jokey band but they started out with pretty solid principles and wrote songs about being Scottish and working class, about Scottish identity, displacement, politics. They could and should have been so, so much better than this
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's mad that Haaland can shave his head but Donnarumma can't
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You have to suffer so I don't. Sorry. Yeah I know. No I do know. But I don't want to suffer in the slightest so yeah.
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why am I posting what's goin on
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There are only two types of goal that are good: ones like this, and ones from over 30 yards
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Do I actually believe this? I don't know, but fuck me is the angle they use now atrocious
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I get that they can't mount it on a crane in the stadium lest they block the view of folk in that stand, but camera tech is so good now they should make their main one a drone
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh I'm sadly so phobic I delayed going to bed by like three hours recently when I saw one run across the duvet and disappear down the side hahaha, I just Can't
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's so unsettling I said if not of
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This time if year more than ever I'm giving everything a right good shake before I put it on The thought of that happening to me is just 😭😭😭
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He talks the talk and walks the walk re: blooding youth (squad reflects this, all our youth teams have new setups too), whether he walks the walk with the actual football (it looks uh,, risky) is something we'll soon see Very fresh though, was hugely surprised SFA went for it Cautiously optimistic
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hello
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Few months back I saw a boy cutting about in a McCowan 14 shirt and I was like fucking hell that has to be his son
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Ness 🟡⚪🟣⚫ @nesstheenby.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is crying alone on stage at his profitable politically neutral concerts
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Billy Gilmour 🥹
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the news: we are out of money and oil and the world is in the process of abandoning us and the people in charge are threatening to shut down all trade traders: lfg
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Scottish Greens @scottishgreens.org · 16/09/2026
Scotland must stand in solidarity with the people of Palestine.
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nm I literally can't buy any ticket of any description rn lol cooooool cool cool cool
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fuck bitching at the devs, gimme the ability to buy tickets in bulk that isn't just a weekly/monthly/annual pass A few months ago I could get 12 singles for £20-odd to be used within three months, now that's gone entirely I suppose this is what happens when "nationalisation" is done by neolibs
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lovely before and after here
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 14/09/2026
the interesting thing about the english guys going into the calton bookshop to kick up a fuss is they've obviously cooked their heads online and assume left wing people in glasgow are like, "blue haired people with pronouns" and not like, middle aged GMB shop stewards from haghill who could deck 'em
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"You probly wear the poppy ya prick" hahahahahahaha bsky.app/profile/moh-...
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm usually not a fan of the People Make Glasgow 🥰 mythos but fuck me is this absolutely hilarious, I love love LOVE seeing wannabe hardmen getting instantly clowned on
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Grant Jendo @jendo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Insider didn't die for this
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tara 🏳️‍⚧️ @tarabomp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Tristan Grayford @tristangrayford.scot · 13/09/2026
The vibe is that Swinney will resist this because he's thoroughly stopped caring what his party voters actually want and only what the consultancy class does. And we all know what consultants think of AI. www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottis...
dailyrecord.co.uk
Swinney to face crunch Holyrood vote aiming to pause supersized AI data centres
The First Minister could face a backbench rebellion with some SNP backbenchers facing controversial 'hyperscale' projects in their backyards.
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