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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 13h

awoke this morning with a Vision

that diagram showing the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/09/2026

Recent Events have me once again considering: the cube

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026

hope everyone vanquished their enemies this weekend

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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

incidentally i think these guys are the patron saints of bluesky

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Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Every week, the Muppets have to put on a show to salvage a new institution: the Kennedy Center, the Supreme Court, the No-Mask Lesbian Bar, the Wonka Experience, Kozmo Dot Com (this has a time travel dimension, à la Quantum Leap), Cafe Loup in the West Village, democracy, the third season of GLOW

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Ed Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social

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Happy Stanislav Petrov Day

Take five minutes to not destroy civilization

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

in the history textbooks of the future 'move fast and break things' will be one of those slogans like 'manifest destiny' and 'laissez-faire' that students will half-forget but forever associate with catastrophe

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

THE LEGENDS ARE TRUE. It lives on--hiding in plain sight!

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Dave Rudden @daveruddenwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My five year old has the soul of Orson Welles. We were outside school and he 'put a kiss in my pocket for later.' Extremely touched by this, I gave him two back. He dug out the second one, THEATRICALLY CRUSHED IT IN HIS FIST and said 'one is enough.'

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Nothing is a cognitohazard. You are just mentally gumptionless.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I guess he’s used to Crow and Tom Servo but this one seems too scary

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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/09/2026

nathan fielder: clearly some sort of demented genius, extremely not for me

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🍟🍟🍟 @jen-the-magician.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’ve had this loaner car since April bc my actual car is experiencing a near-catastrophic, overwhelmingly bizarre issue that no one can solve. Maybe putting a few stickers “on” the loaner will trick fate into getting me my own car back 🤷🏻‍♀️

Bumper stickers taped against the inside of a car window, because the car’s not mine and I can’t stick em to the outside. The bottom one says PROUD PARENT OF INFINITE DARKNESS and the one on top has a Lisa frank dolphin with the phrase “undiagnosed but pretty sure”

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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

happy first (full) day of fall, bluesky

ina garten in a witch hat saying “If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.”

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit

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Steve Enix @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

happy bi visibility day from the nobody believes you hand sofa

bisexual visibility couch with many disturbing hands reading "when you change or to and nobody believes you"

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

if you liked the thread about “everyone on the bus has realized the driver is going the wrong way,” you will love “hundreds of confused Portlanders ditched by crew and stranded in Iceland” I have to go to bed but I need to know if Sarah makes it to her flight!!!

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/09/2026

"Tangled Journeys: Wookie/Human Relationships in the Shadow of the Galactic Empire"

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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.

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🍟🍟🍟 @jen-the-magician.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

YOU WANNA SCRAPE THIS? COPY ME??? LETS GO!! I'LL WRITE NONSENSE. I'LL LINK TO SEARCHES SO GROSS THEY NEED TO BE BLURRED OUT. GETTIN UNHINGED IS FUN!!!! I'M HAVIN A GREAT TIME!!!!!!! (I'm having an okay time - I wish I didn't have to worry about my words getting fed to a bullshitting slopmachine)

Item copy for a zine called Bestial Hordes. It reads: Bestial Hordes is a system-neutral creature generator. Games are supposed to be fun, but battling a generic skeleton army for the millionth time might feel overdone. Monotonous. Boring, even. Psst! It doesn't have to be this way. You wanna fight Jeff Goldblum-as-The-Fly and other Cronenbergian delights? How about fighting a bunch of guys from a Hieronymus Bosch painting? Hell. Yeah.

Fill your dark fantasy/OSR game with hordes of pissed-off, grimy mutants! Roll up a demon with a goat-skull head and a sucking proboscis, describe their undead legion of rotting animal-men, and outfit them all with poison-dripping weapons. Make one enemy or a thousand. Make 'em drippy, make 'em sharp, make 'em many-eyed... hell, make 'em a little silly. Y'know, like... suspiciously always wet. You just know this guy's moist. It's all up to you! And your dice, of course.

Bestial Hordes is full of wild illustrations thanks to Eric Radey (Bloodsport Gambler). Zine boasts sixteen tables for rollin' up maximum weirdos as well as twelve additional tables for stuff like lairs, plot hooks, Gods of Chaos and their various flavors of Doom, and so much more.

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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Tired: Manmade child annihilating zipline beyond physics comprehension Wired: Grok maims a man on a halfpipe then gets him fired, patent advice sought

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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for

Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."

Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.

Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."

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🍟🍟🍟 @jen-the-magician.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Technically Tom was 48 when he got laid off but we solved the problem by using my inheritance to send him back to school, a thing that never happens outside of 80s sitcoms. Then we got marketplace insurance that doesn't cover anything except my migraine specialists

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The worst men alive all absolutely love AI and hate trans people. Huh. Probably no lessons for me to learn there.

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 22/09/2026

One of the few good things about the drought this year is watching so many of my neighbors replace dying grass with native plants.

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🍟🍟🍟 @jen-the-magician.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Wait we knew about forever chemicals in 1998??? I feel like I ***JUUUUUUST*** read something about PCBs two months ago

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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

YOU MUST DO YOUR STRETCHES TO HAVE STRENGTH TO WIN A RIGHTEOUS BATTLE.

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🍟🍟🍟 @jen-the-magician.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’m a sucker for solo games that seem borne of equal parts workplace trauma and workplace devotion (Hope is Not a Plan had the same vibe but for project management)

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🍟🍟🍟 @jen-the-magician.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The other day I saw a pack of teens on e-bikes, doing tricks and shit IN TRAFFIC, and I say now what I said then: must be nice to have no understanding of your own mortality (...to their credit, they were all wearing helmets, so that's good I guess???)

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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

dude just fucking hates moderators

My friend said they went to a Zizek talk and eventually the moderator
interrupted him saying "I think it's time for questions" and Zizek was like “Ok. I will ask the first one. 'Professor Zizek what would you say if you had more time?' and then he proceeded to continue the talk as if
nothing happened

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/09/2026

remembering when a certain pundit challenged my “the administration is ideologically opposed to clean energy for gender reasons” with “i think they just want cheap energy”

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Mags Display Name @mags.colvett.online · 18/09/2026

“I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM” is going to be psychically load-bearing for the rest of my life I fear

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I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM!!!! LIFE IS NEITHER INDIFFERENT NOR CARING!!!! SHE IS ONLY MOTION!!!! BROTHER GET IN THE BOAT!!!!! OR SINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/09/2026

we’ve made it and by “we” I mean the slut gnomes of false berlin

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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

running a bit late bc I always overcommit myself but otw to the Kennedy Center protest

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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.

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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I think the idea of canon is wholly overrated and would love to see a Guillermo Del Toro movie on this concept. Like a group of Predators terrorizing a bunch of people until, like, Predator Greenpeace and Predator Interpol show up, disrupt the hunt, and arrest the hunters.

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sephirAmy @sephiramy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

how about some good news: new cat just dropped!!!!

a photo of a small, spotted wild cat, with orange fur and brown circular markings, staring up with big golden eyes.

Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years

A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.

This 10-year-old male tiger cat is the first of his species (named Leopardus tilcayo) known to science. He is approximately 18 inches from head to end of body and weighs only 3 pounds, making him smaller than the average domestic cat. This video was captured at the Senda Verde Animal Refuge in Bolivia’s Yungas region, where he currently resides.

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Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026

great art articulates eternal truths

script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
[They do not log off]

CURTAIN

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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.

Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.

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🍟🍟🍟 @jen-the-magician.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Woke from a dream I don’t remember with an ominous phrase in my head: “become acquainted with the sea” 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour

A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'

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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

At the hematologist today and they took me back to get my blood drawn and they called it the “blood room” and I said “I thought they were all blood rooms in the hematology department” and no one laughed. A prophet is not without honor except in her home country

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