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dave’s killer dread

@dreadlines.bsky.social
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let’s get that dread i post while high and/or on the bus and/or pooping. remember that

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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 3h
is it good that the head of trust and safety is automatically blocking people?
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 3h
i’m very over people posting rnc photos with “what did they think mass deportations meant” we know exactly what they thought it meant! what they thought it meant doesn’t comport with reality, but it is very clear what they thought it meant
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 3h
bear 399 is the GOAT grizzly, sorry alaska
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 3h
why is a 30 rock character on cnn
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 23h
i like these folks on reddit discovering that “independent audits” are garbage and not at all independent
letsgoredvelvetting • 1h ago
 Gang legit how did they think they were gonna get away with this. Just be putting numbers bro
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 Key-Mechanic2565 • 1h ago
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 If it's true who the fuck audited our reports lol?
 For a decade straight they didn't notice this? Like what the hell? And punishing the fans 15 years
 later?
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what an ableist post. this is so people with dementia can’t lose their keys!
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
why is everyone straight up jerking it? what about gay sideways jerking it?
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
couples where the man always drives and will not even allow the woman to drive when they are together are so weird. i don’t mean ones where the man usually drives. i mean the ones where it’s literally every time
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
why won’t any of these rationalist exposes ever call scott siskind by his government name? we know he is very worried about it. why let him play pretend? why note his influence without his name?
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my dog just used a slur. @kenjennings.bsky.social what do i do?
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
how are we on day 4 or 5 of posting this secular hijab person as if it is a real account? it blatantly is a troll
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i don’t follow baseball but it seems like the cleveland team is going to make the playoffs and lose their first series by scoring 0 runs for the third year in a row. nice
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
put in a leaky box and given bad instructions is the story of my birth
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh great zohran is doing the alt nps number bullshit
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i’m showing up with a 200mg thc energy drink and some absurd buzz ball flavor. get over it
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i’ve seen far too many of these wtf i need to get out more
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
why do ppl say “like watching a car crash”? how many ppl have seen a car crash? instead, say “like watching a plane crash into the world trade center” because everyone did that
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the new taylor lorenz songs are trash. that choosing texas song is 1000x better lol
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they’re also a thing you can stick your dick in
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
must feel good af if you the moon
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i finally listened to it and choosing texas is actually a pretty decent song. i can see why it has staying power
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
how is macklemore legal in germany lmao
A post on here asking “how is Macklemore legal in Germany”
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this doesn’t appear to be true based on the prices of recently sold boxes on ebay tho?
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hi, this week on house hunters, we have a lesbian couple. one of them is in clown school and the other owns a lesbian bar. they’re looking for a weekend home in vermont with a budget of $1,200,000
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
they caught me dogging at the cuckoo
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i’m at the hardee’s i’m at the kaaba i’m at the combination hardee’s kaaba
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
go ask anyone at WHD what they think of the Doordash settlement. you’re going to get a very different answer than is implied here
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i’ve been watching bad sisters and blanaid seems like such a terrible name. they always shorten it to “blah”. at a glance it looks like a typo of bandaid. i’m sure it’s a traditional irish name, but still. “where is blah?” just makes her sound disliked
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if you think this is cheap, you should see how much it costs to buy a state legislator
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
disc golf guys who carry a backpack full of discs are so funny as if picking the right disc will impact their score that much. we both know you’re going to miss your putts anyway yeah dude, totally fucked if you don’t have that orange one for a hole with a 23° slope and two birch tree
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what
Toby was late for his delivery, so He has now joined in with the protests.
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sometimes i wish i had followers so i could cause people to go nuts by posting truth bombs like scott foster’s calls to tim donaghy were not suspicious
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
rebranding convection ovens as air fryers has to be one of the most successful rebrandings ever, right? i feel like this deserves more scholarly attention but im aware that scholarly and business school are not at all related
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
podcasts are the biggest example of this. not everyone needs a podcast. we should go back to the days there were like 20 radio shows in a city. it’s what people want. the most popular podcasts these days are a return to radio: celebrities interviewing celebrities
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i think it is interesting watching people realize how much their carriage fees for sports and disney were subsidized by other subscribers who didn’t watch those channels ppl would be shocked at how much their desired product (one streaming service for *all* of a teams games) should cost
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
new idea: taylor and chaya should date. their dating prospects are both basically zero and they already had a cute first date
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
why would taylor swift say such a thing??
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jae @fubarchitect.com · 20/09/2026
how do you post like this? i'm glad you asked. first, you get online near the birth of the post-bbs internet, and post continuously for thirty or more years, to the exclusion of your primary social development and to the detriment of your intellectual capacity.
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
being obsessed with the kennedy center is the most dc lib thing imaginable and i think it is a little weird how much attention it gets
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i see travis level is bragging about taylor’s football knowledge. 17 hours of screen time lets you watch a lot of tape, i guess
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acabylon bee @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
republicans eating veggie burgers might be history's most significant recession indicator
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i like that everyone already forgot about this
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“we can’t publish our rules because then people would follow them” is just completely insane. trump-level policy
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i’m opposed to locked accounts because i want to see everyone’s posts without being any good at posting or making friends. thank u
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
inventing a guy who confuses taylor swift and taylor lorenz
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i was in a coma in late september 2016. i’m still not 100% convinced this is real, but i’m pretty sure i’m not creative enough to come up with all of you
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i’m kind of confused by the idea. they already have this and it’s called skywatch??
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
let’s talk about my favorite guy on ufo reddit. his evidence is that he saw a sign at a military radar facility that says they monitor extraterrestrial objects. that’s it! even ufo personalities realize this guy has nothing so he weaves new conspiracies to explain why his story isn’t being spread
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
finally, a journalist brave enough to ask how macklemore is legal in germany
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
remember how mad people were when he said kendrick should have won? anyway, back to the big question: how is macklemore legal in germany??
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