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Jason Brown @jb-afterhours.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is this confirmed or just what a fool believes?
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Adopted St. Louis man discovers his biological father is a Grammy-winning artist
A St. Louis man who spent decades wondering about his biological roots was recently reunited with his birth parents—and discovered his father is a five-time Grammy Award winner
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Eric Freeman @freemaneric.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I probably won’t see Digger but it would’ve been an A+ Letterman topic. “Hey Paul, uh, you seen Digger?” etc.
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Star Wars vs Star Trek: a guide
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
holy shit lmao
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
George Lucas Frantically Hosing Wasp Nest Out Of R2-D2 Before Museum Opening theonion.com/george-lucas-frantical…
George Lucas Frantically Hosing Wasp Nest Out Of R2-D2 Before Museum Opening
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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ACLU @aclu.org · 15/09/2026
Make sure you’re registered and have everything you need to cast your ballot by November 3 at aclu.org/vote_2026
Tan graphic reading "Happy National Voter Registration Day! Need help registering in your state? We've got you covered." At the bottom there is an ACLU logo and it reads Defending Our Vote.
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Rob Reiner Fan @rob-reiner-fan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Jason Brown @jb-afterhours.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Should I not have been folding my current iPhone?
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Drew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 09/09/2026
Just to be clear, if there is an AI apocalypse and we find ourselves on the other side of it trying to rebuild/survive, I will have zero room in that new world for anyone who is all aboard the "AI is inevitable and we should all use it all the time!" train right now. I will shun the shit out of you.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
THE ROYAL SOCIETY — the UK's prestigious scientific academy — writes to PINK FLOYD in 1973. Always tickles me.
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That George has this in his collection and on display in his museum makes me happy.
A Pat Hand (AKA Dogs playing poker) by Cassius Marcellus Coolidge, 1894.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 04/09/2026
September 25th, 9/25, is officially Dolly Parton Day in California. A tribute to “9 to 5,” but more importantly, to Dolly’s decades of music, generosity and service, including her Imagination Library helping California kids fall in love with reading.
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Brown bear floating along in Bristol Bay Alaska: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 04/09/2026
this shit isnt sustainable
google currency conversion interface edited to show a rising value of gas to ass, currently at 1 gallon per 56 minutes
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Increasingly convinced this is the most important post
Twitter post from January 24, 2019, from @Merman_Melville reading

"Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day."
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Ben (Bee) Kahn @benkahncomics.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
They call him Batman Beyond because he's made entirely of plant proteins
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Seems Like a great idea….
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This dog owner turned himself into his pet's favorite toy, and the reaction was pure joy. Dogs know their toys by shape, color and smell, so seeing their human become one is priceless.
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Giedi Prime Comedy Festival lineup draws criticism
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 27/08/2026
It's been a brutal couple of days for me and my fellow Gen X theater kids. We've lost two load-bearing icons, and I feel like we could all use a big hug in the Denny's parking lot after the show.
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sensual daydreams to treasure forever (can’t you just see it?)
I swear to all the gods, the Grim Reaper is really fucking up. It’s like he caught Mitch McConnell and decided to take the summer off, leaving some intern in charge who just does not understand the assignment. While we were reeling from the loss of Dolly Parton, we found...
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 27/08/2026
The 8 TV shows and movies you should watch before "Avengers: Doomsday" (2026): 1. X-Men: First Class (2011) 2. Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026) 3. Children of Men (2006) 4. V, V: The Final Battle, V: The Series 5. Sledge Hammer! (s01+02) 6. Police Squad! (s01+s02) 7. Baywatch Nights (s01+s02)
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Judge strikes down Texas ban on drag shows, tells people offended by them ‘just don’t go’
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Judge strikes down Texas ban on drag shows, tells people offended by them ‘just don’t go’
The federal judge, who cited Dolly Parton in his ruling, found that the state law violated the First Amendment.
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Jason Brown @jb-afterhours.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“So I’ll go, but I know…” 💔💔💔
B&W photo of Dolly Parton circa 1970’s. RIP.
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Greg @gregularjoe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Nom nom nom nom, nom nom nom.... 🍪
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Jason Brown @jb-afterhours.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
Green Lantern, Guy Gardner smiling and declaring, “it’s gonna be a great day,” blissfully unaware that an armed attack squad of angry super gorillas is about descend on him from above.
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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Donkey Kong's arch enemy should be Monkey Kong who is a donkey
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Mika Fae Queen of Night 🏳️‍⚧️ @msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
this has real "final video log on derelict space freighter" vibes
Kamala Harris Zoom call with the words Be "Ruthless"
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Dr. Black's Medieval Remedies @winstonblack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My god, what an image. Dead kings in a plastic box, carried off as the world burns.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The breakup
Three panel comic. Panel 1: the Beatles are embroiled in argument in their later era. George says to John, who is laying in bed with Yoko, “John— stop bringing Yoko to the studio!” Panel 2: George turns to Paul McCartney, who is seated with his bass guitar and a cigarette. “Paul, you’ve become a control freak!” Panel 3: George turns to Ringo, who is seated at his drums and wearing the Venom/Spiderman alien symbiote suit. George says with exasperation, “Ringo… lose the symbiote.” Symbiote Ringo replies “calm down, mate.”
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Anna Kornbluh @annakornbluh.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"one of the surest strategies for amassing autocratic power is what I call deliberate deliteracy: the destruction, restriction, and monopolization of the infrastructures that make mass literacy possible." www.theamericanvandal.com/p/neuroplast...
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Neuroplasticity As A Praxis
We Can Read Our Way Out Of Autocracy
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Jason Brown @jb-afterhours.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Basically Rorschach’s arc in Watchmen
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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WidowsPique 🇨🇦 @widowspique.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I 💝 Hillary.
Local man suggests jailing his own boss.
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Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
When you get two cats, how do they decide which one will have a tiny chirp like a pixie’s doorbell and which one will wail like the ghost of a jilted bride?
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Jason Brown @jb-afterhours.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Not counting #Fleabag this is still, hands down, my favorite #AndrewScott performance. #NineQuid
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The Heroes We Need: Adorable Twins Totally Fed Up with Inflation When Trying to Buy Ice Cream
YouTube video by Breitbart News
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Taking away someone's food and medicine makes you responsible for their death
Standing up guy by Norman Rockwell meme
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Princess Bunnii ˚.🦴 ᵎᵎ @bunniikatx.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If you don't love me at my UHF you don't deserve me at my Naked Gun
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George Newman Uhf
Alt: Weird Al as George from UHF nodding.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Watching the Odyssey the way Christopher Nolan intended: on the back wall in Plato’s Cave
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 18/07/2026
Inspector Gadget with text "ACAB Includes Inspector Gadget what are you even inspecting mind your business"
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Someone called the cyclospora outbreak MAHA Blast and I'm cackling like I'm 13 again.
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Bright Wall/Dark Room @brightwalldarkroom.com · 10/07/2026
"In DISCLOSURE DAY, empathy itself is the speculative leap. The genre function is inverted: science fiction stops speculating about aliens & starts speculating about us. Aliens are ordinary. Human compassion is extraordinary. The sci-fi is us.
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Hollywood Steve Huey @hollywoodsteve.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I have lived in L.A. long enough to remember when these were indispensable
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your family sucks.
The Sopranos. Christopher Moltisanti explains meme.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/07/2026
“Man, after a long day on the plateau, nothing hits the spot like a big mouthful of grass,” said Henry Cunningham, adding that just thinking about grass’s unbeatable taste and satisfying texture was making his mouth water.
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Yak Hopes They Never Stop Making Grass
BAGLUNG, NEPAL—Claiming he could eat the stuff every day and still not get tired of it, local yak Henry Cunningham expressed his sincere hope Tuesday that they never stop making grass. “Man, after a l...
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