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@lurker.quest
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SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. IM SOMEWHERE THATS... NOT EXACTLY CALL HALO, IM A FREAKING RAMPANT AI, IM SEEING FREAKING BUG ALIEN SOLDIERS AND OH YEAH IM TALKING TO A FREAKING CYBORG SECURITY OFFICER OKAY, YEAH, THATS SOMETHING I DO NOW

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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 3h
Really important to make sure you quit or retire from your 'talking about stuff' job before you hit this point
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Alex Ahad o_8 @oh8.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Crimson Mask Koujin! Gonna post more monstergirl stuff this month for spooky season in general ~! 👀👁‍🗨
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NeedlessAngers @needlessangers.bsky.social · 4h
contact damage hate is really the most salient example of how "unfair" design is defined as just whenever a game expects you not to be a moron
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peachy @junipah.bsky.social · 8h
why do bunnies do this i need an explanation for the yucky leg phenomenon
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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 3h
"Oh I can't even express my opinion" is always so funny to me because it reminds me of all the times my dad would say some wildly over the top racist shit and when I would say "wow that's really racist" he would be like "I CAN'T EVEN TALK TO MY OWN SON"
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 4h
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lurker.quest @lurker.quest · 4h
stock photo of a nerd being shoved into a locker
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NSG's Gallery @nsgsgallery.bsky.social · 13h
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 10h
bluesky is using AI, fourthwall is using AI, patreon is using AI, twitch is using AI, my tiny german internet host in the middle of nowhere is using AI - unfortunately everything tech related will be touched by this shit somehow. all you can do is disable it best you can and tell them it sucks
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lurker.quest @lurker.quest · 4h
seeing the woody pfp
painting of a shellshocked soldier
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 4h
it’s straight to piss standing up, but it’s gay to piss sitting down, so naturally i do secret third thing
guy peeing upside down at a urenal
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 6h
Lesbian air raid sirens going off as I reveal that they put Joan of Arc in the new Castlevania and she is easily nine feet tall
Castlevania Belmont’s Curse screenshot showing a giant haloed Joan of Arc
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lurker.quest @lurker.quest · 4h
redesigning my sona about 3 weeks after I originally designed it, never let them know your next move
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Friday night
Friday
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 8h
@archosaur.bsky.social oh my fucking god im crying
Ren Alex-Rose, narrative designer for Galactic Racer, on Biddy Blas:

“He’s a genuine ‘mama’s boy.’ He sends his mother the credits he earns, and she dreams of seeing him appear on a cereal box. Yes, he dreams of being famous, but it’s all for his mother.”
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 4h
you're all waiting for the fucking day
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 7h
you guys aren’t gonna believe the name of the guy who got sentenced to two years in prison for threatening to kill the vice president on this very niche microblogging platform
justice.gov
 
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Video Essay Bot @videoessaybot.bsky.social · 5h
No One Plays Chrono Trigger Anymore
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 6h
wow nothing gets past the New York Times. they just noticed Donald Trump is weird about women
NYT head line “the disappearing women of the Trump administration”
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lurker.quest @lurker.quest · 6h
every 40k titan. At least all the adeptus titanicus ones so I can field an army of all-titans as a bit
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lurker.quest @lurker.quest · 6h
yao ming almost cried when he saw the current state of fatal fury
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becky @bbwpizzahut.blacksky.app · 6h
like holy fuck nigga
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low effoet @lawofthe3rd.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
sketch #cartoon #oc #loweffoet
alien with a blaster pointing at you,
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 11h
i think once an mmo is cancelled all character assets should be seized by the state and implemented into a freely accesible Universal Character Creator for citizens to play dollies with
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daftpatience 🦗🐜🐛 @daftpatience.bsky.social · 9h
considering giving him a dewlap...
three doodles of my fursona, a mysterious blue creature that has a round and flat head (burger shape) antennae, claws, lop rabbit ears and a dewlap, and a large brushlike (anteater style) tail. he's really just made up of a lot of animal features that i like.
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James McLeod @jamespmcleod.ca · 7h
You all are really missing smart insights and friendly discourse on X: The Everything App - Blaze Your Glory
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
are you honestly serious
orange cat asleep in his cubby taking up every inch of space
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Metallica was always political. "Enter Sandman" was a warning of what would happen if everyone voted for Sandman
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 15/10/2026
I've switched tactics from calling "llms are sentient beings" nitwits stupid to agreeing with them and saying "yeah!! Furbies too!!!" and they get so much madder lmao
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Paco Lobo @pacolobo.bsky.social · 15h
Ayer en Francia
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 10h
i clicked the article, saw who wrote it, and nearly died laughing. like, fucking Uri Geller??? seriously???
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gigaegg @gigaegg.bsky.social · 12h
clefable by the moon
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lurker.quest @lurker.quest · 8h
is this in copenhagen? I remember seeing a lot of googly eye stickers like that
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Clean freak 🔞 @clean-freak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Saw this
A pipe with eyes
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MirnAAH! @goodbye.computer · 8h
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Endless Mike @squirrelsquirrel.bsky.social · 8h
A post by me from a month ago in which I say:

"notable gaming trends

1990s: mascots with attitude

2000s: bald space marines

2026: hungry woman"
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lurker.quest @lurker.quest · 8h
making god awful bloodless quant posts is one thing but doing so when the inevitable blowback clearly tanks your sanity meter so bad is mindboggling, just stop stepping on rakes!
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 8h
Babe come quick it’s chart for dinner 2
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lurker.quest @lurker.quest · 8h
damn this bload up, commision my dumb ass bsky.app/profile/lurk...
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 8h
I propose calling it the Moon Child star. You've got the power to be his planet. 💫 gizmodo.com/astronomers-...
gizmodo.com
Astronomers Just Found the First Green Star Ever Discovered—Right After It Swallowed Its Planets
A surprising new discovery shows that white dwarfs can glow in green, pink, and purple.
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Jewish Voice for Peace @jvp.bsky.social · 9h
From Turtle Island to Palestine, Indigenous people everywhere face attacks on their land by settlers. Olive harvest season is meant to be a celebration in Palestine. But for decades, Israeli land restrictions and brutal settler violence have ruined the harvests.
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lurker.quest @lurker.quest · 8h
prove it, give me 30 thousand dollars.
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ro @rororoyourbot.bsky.social · 19h
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Remyhime @remihime7.bsky.social · 13h
announcing a new controller with this face button layout
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Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 10h
she endorsed harris the same day biden dropped out
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Garnet Henderson @garnethenderson.com · 10/10/2026
They’re doing an “abortion survivor” narrative for the new White House press secretary
A screenshot of a threads post Afshine Emrani that says: Less than sixty minutes. ​That was all the time left on the clock before an abortion appointment would have ended her story before it ever began. ​Her birth mother was 19, terrified, and waiting. Then, the phone rang. A Christian counselor stepped in, spoke truth into fear, and pointed toward adoption. ​A heartbeat was spared. A destiny was preserved. ​Today, that baby is Katie Zacharia: mother of four, attorney, uncompromising woman of faith, and the newly appointed White House Press Secretary.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 17h
AskMy Ball grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com/comics/80/#c...
GRASSY: Okay, here goes. Will I ever see a ghost ship?
ASKMY BALL: Survey says dump him!
ASTER: Will we get more than ten minutes' amusement out of you? Respectfully.
ASKMY BALL:  Lose his digits, girl!
DAFFODIL: Will I ever be famous for my singing and my moves?
ASKMY BALL: He's into you!
DAFFODIL: Well I just realized I believe in this.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12h
would someone mind dumping a gallon of apple juice on whatever rack this thing lives on
my post:
you gotta figure all those fans must be hungry after sitting and watching a baseball game for hours. then again, i'm sure they have snacks and things for sale at the ballpark

reply from @veratify.bsky.social:
V confirms this claim checks out. Official MLB team pages confirm that various ballparks sell a wide array of snacks and food items to fans.

Real-time fact-checks on your feed: https://veratify.ai
Errors or comments: info@veratify.ai
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lurker.quest @lurker.quest · 10h
this is what killed it for me, basically all of ARR I could stomach before I uninstalled was just the most boring single player game ever designed with intermittent reminders that its a theoretically an MMO
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