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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you’re forgetting the famous bright red balls in the bath picture, i think
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
tweet by brendle @brendlewhat:
Your resume states "Despite every precious second of life being a wondrous mystery, Ill spend it in an office, caring about Work." Hired.
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 28/09/2026
*entering the control room at nasa* nice gooncave, fuckhead
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s called “open house” here (melbourne, australia)
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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Having a mental health day
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
sounds like the cab driver was right all along
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this app forgets all your settings when you get a new phone. react native garbage
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i would say “lucky guess”
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
wholesale sites for screen printing, i get 21 for a bulk discount
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This programme includes negative depictions and/or mistreatment of people or cultures. These stereotypes were wrong then and are wrong now. Rather than remove this content, we want to acknowledge its harmful impact, learn from it and spark conversation to create a more inclusive future together. Disney is committed to creating stories with inspirational and aspirational themes that reflect the rich diversity of the human experience around the globe. To learn more about how stories have impacted society visit: www.Disney.com/StoriesMatter
YOUR VIDEO WILL START IN 10
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i believe it’s older than that but perhaps it needs the Disney disclaimer
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
it was AGentleBrees gist.githubusercontent.com/jawbroken/31...
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ok you browned the beef. now see what's left in the pan, that's called fond, a product of the maillard reaction. you're gonna want to scrape that into the trash because it's reddit.
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
happy birthday
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
mathematicians claiming someone “stole” something that they “proved” via prompting should get the same scorn as when generative image guys cry about their prompts being “stolen”, as if only they could think of appending “trending on artstation”
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
my theory? he confused gelato and the dunkin’ coolatta
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
everyone is going to have to stop replying to themselves so it doesn’t look like it’s about time for some game theory on here
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i once stayed at a place with a button on the TV remote that just said ART. i thought for a while before pressing it only to find out that it brought up DeviantArt
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9...
youtube.com
火車
YouTube video by pizzlemank
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
even good for stirring because the holes make it a flat whisk
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
(AI New Yorker): Hello—I'm not just here, I'm walking
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coward @coward.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
based on clues from the line “burn your ass quick like Galaxy Notes,” archaeologists were able to estimate the date of this freddie gibbs mp3 to within a three month timeframe
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
it’s called optimism
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
it’s why i haven’t been allowed to reply to you since december 2024
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
the fabled reverse stranger
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i invented the term “straws man argument” for this, see bsky.app/profile/jawb...
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
we’re allowed to say that but if you were an american or euro i would go troppo
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
same
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
are you australian?
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
we had the lockdowns for real (melbourne, australia) and they worked, and people are still mad about it. so you can’t win either way
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
that’s exactly how my niece and nephew bathe
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puffin @tokyohearse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
“i’m going to shoot you”, ranked
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
Lot of good arguments to be made about which was the best year for music, but I think we peaked in 2002, when half of all songs were about wanting to kill Barney the dinosaur with a gun
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
you deserve better than the yify rip
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
RT @neonwario: To: neonwario@gmail.com
Subj. Friend Baby
Hello,
Please do not refer to Krista's and my baby as your friend.
Thanks,
Dennis Algiers
Jul 01, 2014 01:24:31 PM
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
steak frites
steak frites
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
why did you cut off the account?
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
i don’t know the details or the laws in canada, but good luck out there
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
sorry to hear that. have you talked to an employment lawyer, or are you sure they don’t owe you damages?
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
next you’ll say you should be able to seek in videos, a slippery slope
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
do you really want to know?
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
that’s a clone of the macOS feature from el capitan (2015)
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
best thread on here right now
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
@gooffkings.bsky.social by my stream count it is 2,424 (GoOffKings) + 3 (worstofkings) + 50 (stefanandjesse) = 2,477. are you going to celebrate 2,500?
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
that command strip is not coming off without a chunk of paint/drywall
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
dishonored and hitman come closest but don’t quite scratch the itch for me
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
thief and thief ii are high amongst the greatest games ever made and nobody ever tried to copy them
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
he had a family…just sneak around him
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
wrong. it’s intended to compensate for a poorly calibrated display, not to make things easier to see (cheating). enjoy your raised black levels in hell
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
if you turn the brightness up past where the pattern is “just visible” on a video game calibration screen then you are hacking, and should be banned
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