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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 2h

The devil makes short work of long deed. This is something I say a lot to people

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 5h

Headlines today are like: Trump Found a 40 Million Dollar Alien Under The Wide-House..

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 8h

You hear a lot of odd, corn, goof. Nary a whisper of Wise Ball

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 22h

Wow. First time whiff for Iñárritu. #MyBigJoke #no #It'snot

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This guy really is some type of alien. I've spent so much time trying to find and block off every single page of his. Seeing him now after over two years must really be a terrible portent

Bald ass bitch guy with a million slop 'history' channels, this time on account called "Fact Quickie" shows a thumbnail of him in a blazer and red "Keep calm & (so on)" t-shirt beside two screenshots of the power rangers and it's original super sentai show

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Yeah, we need a new batman movie called Batman: Hungarian Farmer

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I love when green weed has a delicious taste to it.

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Who wins shops vs chemist's vs newsagents

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Tech CEOs want to make Thinky Pain real. Like some thing you could buy at the store

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What 'crap' means to the incrudulated

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm going back in. Again. Again. I'll get it right this time

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

'Scary-Brain' Theory is really just a new term for a VERY old concept; that the mind itself, may be frightening

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Fund my sci-fi movie called Project Hail Alien.

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The only thing I want from the Canada - EU business is for us to adopt the 24 hour clock as standard. Even If I don't like it and don't use It I think i'd like something to happen for the sake of something happening

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

What if Homer NEVER Left The Stonecutters? (Timeline 1)

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

When you're on youtube and see badly made alt history content: 😱

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I will go back in time to turn myself into an Elf

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

When a Millennialoid smiles at you with the *optimism* grin.

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I just created a pill called 'Millenialoid Optimismite... TWO! *and it's the ghostbusters logo ghost doing the two thing*'

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Watched this woman's gardening video and she keeps addressing her dog as her last name. Seems like she named the dog after her own last name

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GremKid1984 @jinjo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Sometimes we just gotta sit down and watch the world pass us by.

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I don't think I like Hannibal anymore. Tough stuff

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Butcher Demon, Baker Demon, Candlestick Goblin

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Knowing my fat ass fucking luck I'll miss the Edmonton Rachmaninoff Festival

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I always thought it'd be cool if there were a guy named Funky Hedd

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Dudes who cough in the break room need an autopsy..

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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

CARTOON/OPUSWARN.GIF

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I'm going to post my letterboxd recent to let everyone know what middling Mike Nichols movie i've watched

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The 'darkest wound' theory: Any huge keyblade wound to the head, destroying the head, is actually worse than a smaller wound

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

They often say the worst wound is the one that won't heal.. and that it hurts the most / makes life difficult and or is Grave

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I had a dream last night I was working in a test kitchen that looked kind of the like the Around The World music video. I had to pick up an order of beets from the loading area and the guy delivering them had a tattoo that was three KFC logos going up his forearm

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Fuck my life sucks shit. I'm going back to 1898 and founding a town in northwest Texas called Bubba Station

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

When I was on dilaudid nearly dead in an ambulance I tried talking with the two EMTs about University Challenge

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I should be able to get a bullshit job by being good at trivia

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Let me take this on. Some sort of CAN-UK joint thing on CBC Gem. I think I can really do right by the material in a limited series format.

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

You, asking me what books I've read this year; "So what books have you read this year?" ME; "Chubby's Blossom."

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I created the 'fat guy' trope of being heavy-set

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If Odd and Corn are The Brothers Ball.. then that means...

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This will piss me off for at least four more days to come

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If you've chosen to see Manhunter in theatre and laugh at any non-comedic part I think you need a lethal injection.

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Knowing it's really truly over for me because of society, from an ethical leftist perspective

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I stayed at an airbnb in a williamsburg apartment and I remember being woken up by an insane smell and I saw it was from a dump truck filled with potato peels

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Why would it actually be funny as time if there were a fat guy named Language..

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Bought a nice fat guy shirt today

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Reform literally WILL win because of this BTW.

Trending topic number 1 reading "Farage floats Napoleon III's exhumation"

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I created a new young Aussie actor named Dermot Crud-McDermott

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Bluesky's most influential poster is The Humanoid

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