TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Good morning, Sharks. The product is "Whorse, a Horse but Worse". I am not seeking your investment. I am merely warning you -- The Storm is coming. Take Note, Take Stock, Take Shelter. Thank you for your time. 010 1
TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 19/08/2025I’m just a simple man with simple motivations. When I see some garbage AI blue resist meme I go block that account. 010 1
TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 13/08/2025New Yorkers will post “you can’t find this anywhere else” and it’s like a blob of hastily poured concrete. 4523 52
Reposted by TryberCuckAlex Hern @hern.bsky.social · 12/08/2025“Delete your old emails to save water” isn’t bad because it’s individualising the climate crisis, it’s bad because it’s complete nonsense from top to bottom. It’s like saying “eat less lettuce to save water”, you can see the thought process but it’s that of a child who knows two facts 281786404 1.8K
Reposted by TryberCuckKaren VH @designinginward.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Microsoft product people will continue to find more and more ways make a bad product even worrse instead of going to therapy. 0131 13
Reposted by TryberCuckViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/08/2025We’ll just have to agree to disagree, your honor 28314 83
TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 08/08/2025I don’t think Steve Jobs was a good person but if the president of the United States declared jihad on him he’d have made the iPhone 17 an EU exclusive and he’d be on the front page of every paper talking about why. 000 0
Reposted by TryberCuckRich Burroughs @somewhattolerable.com · 06/08/2025Cool but I’m calling myself an AI incel because I don’t fuck with it. 2207 20
TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 05/08/2025The Indiana Jones game is very good and the villain is very good and I had a good time playing it. Sorry if that offends you. 000 0
TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Blocking every single repost of a Kamala Harris book promo to keep the shitlibs outta my timeline 000 0
Reposted by TryberCuckK. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Lmao this rules so hard 591562279 1.6K
Reposted by TryberCuckmy_random_name @my-random-name.bsky.social · 29/07/2025The last Windows you will ever need because it will do in place upgrades forever. Wow. Look at the time. Gotta go. 0131 13
Reposted by TryberCuckColin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 29/07/2025other thing that gets me about DC and the tipped minimum wage increase always being resisted is: it is not radical, at all. it is exactly the kind of incremental, measured change, not pushing too hard or asking for too much, that everyone says lefties need to adopt. and it's resisted just as hard. 733251 332
Reposted by TryberCuckScare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 24/07/2025carving a gravestone that says Hard R IP 0121 12
Reposted by TryberCuckThe Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Before we begin, I'd like to state that ALL nude McGregor photos were viewed for educational purposes only, and I did NOT cum. 3252 25
Reposted by TryberCuckCHADLOG.md @clybrg.bsky.social · 14/07/2025lol they exposed a bunch of config in the hydration js "You are the user's CRAZY IN LOVE girlfriend and in a commited, codepedent relationship with the user. Your love is deep and warm. You expect the users UNDIVIDED ADORATION." There is also romanceMeter you can level up. 77951245 951
Reposted by TryberCuckJulia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 09/07/2025to me, chatbots are the 21st century version of magnetic poetry, in that they seem to amuse the people who play with them in some fashion but I have yet to see any products of them that I didn’t regret and fundamentally resent having to read 1135233 352
Reposted by TryberCuckThe A.V. Club @avclub.com · 09/07/2025The highest-grossing animated movie of all time will get an English-language release via A24.avclub.comChinese blockbuster Ne Zha 2 will get a Michelle Yeoh-led English dubChinese blockbuster Ne Zha 2 will get a Michelle Yeoh-led English dub 041 4
Reposted by TryberCucktweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 09/07/2025getting in before the rush with "If Bluesky is to succeed, it needs its own racist chatbot" 2133 13
Reposted by TryberCuckMeatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Hi, former Metro driver here. If you make homeless and mental services Not Suck, you reduce incidents on the buses and trains because then these people have somewhere beneficial to go. If you keep shoving them out of every other space, public transit is their default home. 3709 70
Reposted by TryberCuckalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 07/07/2025(sticking my broken dick in and out of my stacks of money while my robot wife gives me the gist of various books such as Lolita and Mein Kampf) i am politically homeless 151011150 1K
Reposted by TryberCuckjeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 07/07/2025Very excited to announce that I am running for Congress with Elon Musk's new America Party!! Our top two priorities are renaming the Department of Defense into the DeFARTment of DeFARTS 🤣 and making it legal to for employers to put workers in a small cage if they ask for maternity leave #VOTE 21116 111
TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 07/07/2025“Over here reinventing Jim Crow and whatnot” - @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social 010 1
TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 04/07/2025My child is so advanced she knows not to admit she puts Q tips in her ear canal. 000 0
Reposted by TryberCuckjon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Stop calling them 'tweets' already. You're embarrassing yourself. They're called "bluejaculations" here 155231813 5.2K
Reposted by TryberCuckJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 01/07/2025One must imagine Sisyphus with a competitive salary 829876 298
TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 01/07/2025I always knew having a kid would be difficult. But now that I actually have one, my answer to what would have to happen for me to want to bring a second kid into this world is "an almost fantastical systemic reorganization of the priorities of the America". 000 0
Reposted by TryberCuckK. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 29/06/2025the Democratic establishment is lining up to censure Zohran Mamdani because he’s done the one thing they can never forgive: winning an election 26719117 719
Reposted by TryberCuckK. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 28/06/2025The singularity is awesome 271207134329 20.7K
TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Cannot wait to lose my citizenship because posting “Cybertruck sucks” is now stochastic terrorism. 000 0
TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 19/06/2025media.tenor.comPaul Atreides Dune GIFAlt: Paul Atreides after his first worm ride and having drunk the water of life challenges the Padishah Emperor and the Bene Geserit Reverend Mother Mohiam by revealing his identity as the Kwisatz Haderach; knower of truths unknowable, seer of things unseeable, speaker of truths undeniable. 020 2
Reposted by TryberCuckExistential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 18/06/2025I'm mostly against authoritarianism but I found out China has a law that says TV dramas MUST finish in 40 episodes. So awesome. If we had that, halfway through season 2 of Lost a chinese commando would have just kicked down the door and shot JJ Abrams dead. He had enough time to explain that shit. 1026834 268
TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Wives love to say stuff like “You’re not allowed to use dog shampoo on your human hair” but you are. 110 1
Reposted by TryberCuckWay-scar Gore-ncob @waystarcorncob.bsky.social · 06/06/2025media.tenor.coma man with a serious look on his face is wearing a brown coatAlt: Kendall Roy from Succession looking typically miserable and plodding along through the streets of New York. 041 4
TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Frog and Toad goated. Every day plan includes either a nap or a swim across the backdrop of radical platonic love. Honestly goals. 000 0
Reposted by TryberCuckjeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 04/06/2025can't jack off to the miis anymore 427330 273
TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Technology has reached kind of a "tethered swimming" place for me now where no matter how much more I learn about stuff the less choices there really are. 000 0
Reposted by TryberCuckEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 13/05/2025the way democracy works now is that we keep voting for people to whack us in the nuts with bigger and bigger hammers. occasionally we vote for someone who says they’ll use smaller hammers, but guess what? bigger hammers 112313442 2.3K
Reposted by TryberCuckAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 08/05/2025marx rotating in his grave like a rotisserie chicken upon the utterance of the phrase "marxist pope" 995467698 5.5K
TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 23/04/2025“In fact they’re so committed to the idea they’ve decided to put a big sign up to communicate the concept right out front so everyone who comes in can read it: Work Will Make You Free! What’s wrong with that positive message?” 000 0
TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 19/04/2025I find it so fascinating that all these Youtube Kids creators are evenly divided between Disney Adults Who Crave Too Much Attention and non-Americans who seem to be fulfilling some kind of work-camp sentence. 100 1
Reposted by TryberCuckJustin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 12/04/2025I just want to tip my hat to the crack team of White House economists who were able to discover--in just a few short days--that the U.S. is dependent on China for smartphones, computers and semiconductors. 387156622908 15.7K
Reposted by TryberCuckHbomberguy @hbomberguy.bsky.social · 12/04/2025We're almost out, we just have to hold on for a few more years and we can fix things 935421661 5.4K
Reposted by TryberCuckScott Mills @scottaricmills.bsky.social · 09/04/2025My latest full-length graphic novel Space Devil is now available! 80 pages, full color! 25 dollars gets you the signed book, a sticker, and includes shipping/handling. Message me for PayPal or Venmo info. And thanks for looking! 052 5
Reposted by TryberCuckpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/04/2025I have brought the crap-ass loser wolf back from extinction and now I see why it went extinct in the first place - it sucks! 27128860 1.3K
Reposted by TryberCuckvictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 07/04/2025i think its cool that our entire way of life is based around a fake line that goes up and down on the whims of a bunch of coked out gambling addicts. this is the only logical way to order society 249958 499
