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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Good morning, Sharks. The product is "Whorse, a Horse but Worse". I am not seeking your investment. I am merely warning you -- The Storm is coming. Take Note, Take Stock, Take Shelter. Thank you for your time.
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I’m just a simple man with simple motivations. When I see some garbage AI blue resist meme I go block that account.
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Uncle Ho did nothing wrong.
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
“This was bad for both of us”
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
New Yorkers will post “you can’t find this anywhere else” and it’s like a blob of hastily poured concrete.
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Alex Hern @hern.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
“Delete your old emails to save water” isn’t bad because it’s individualising the climate crisis, it’s bad because it’s complete nonsense from top to bottom. It’s like saying “eat less lettuce to save water”, you can see the thought process but it’s that of a child who knows two facts
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Karen VH @designinginward.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Microsoft product people will continue to find more and more ways make a bad product even worrse instead of going to therapy.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
We’ll just have to agree to disagree, your honor
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I now watch an obviously unhealthy amount of court streaming and am amazed how often this exact sentiment comes up.
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I don’t think Steve Jobs was a good person but if the president of the United States declared jihad on him he’d have made the iPhone 17 an EU exclusive and he’d be on the front page of every paper talking about why.
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Rich Burroughs @somewhattolerable.com · 06/08/2025
Cool but I’m calling myself an AI incel because I don’t fuck with it.
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
The crowdfunding space has become so metastasized with pure grift I could scream.
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Walmarts 401k program has such heavy management fees that it took $3000 and turned it into $0 in four years.
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
The Indiana Jones game is very good and the villain is very good and I had a good time playing it. Sorry if that offends you.
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
A sign that just reads “vote yes FIRE”
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Blocking every single repost of a Kamala Harris book promo to keep the shitlibs outta my timeline
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Lmao this rules so hard
Somebody asking Google Gemini to give them a random 32-character string and it responding with “aBcDeFgHiJkLmNoPqRsTuVwXyZ0123456789”
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Throat slice/ bleach drink (happy)/ bleach drink (upset)
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
That’s definitely the reasoning! You’re obviously a particularly astute study of the human condition.
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
youtu.be/deMY5I4Iylo?...
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THE PEE PEE POO POO MAN (2024) - OFFICIAL TRAILER
YouTube video by eh24
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my_random_name @my-random-name.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
The last Windows you will ever need because it will do in place upgrades forever. Wow. Look at the time. Gotta go.
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
other thing that gets me about DC and the tipped minimum wage increase always being resisted is: it is not radical, at all. it is exactly the kind of incremental, measured change, not pushing too hard or asking for too much, that everyone says lefties need to adopt. and it's resisted just as hard.
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
My two year old already understands the complexity of struggle between the colonies and the Federation (or at least she dances along to the theme song)
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
My favorite part of this is when you finally get it opened up and you watch the opening credits then you blink slow and it’s suddenly 2:30am and your TV is shutting itself off.
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
My brother in Christ this is the country where we pour caustics on clothes that are going into the dumpster so if a homeless person happens to find it they get chemical burns.
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
carving a gravestone that says Hard R IP
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
“You know the answer but you’re too afraid to say it… too cowed by what you learned in your schools but you need to remember who you work for. Now think… what is the answer?” “…anotherhamburgermenu” “ANOTHER HAMBURGER MENU!!!”(right in the newly promoted lead UI engineers face)
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
This is the “getting Capone for taxes” of Presidential intrigue.
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
You can check out the recipe here (great book) archive.org/details/drfe...
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Dr. Feelgood : the shocking story of the doctor who may have changed history by treating and drugging JFK, Marilyn, Elvis, and other prominent figures : Lertzman, Richard A., author : Free Download, B...
xvi, 191 [8] unnumber pages ; 22 cm
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Delta Tango Red protocol engaged in the replies here. You’re all about to cross the physical substrate of actionable opinion vector. Think before your next words.
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Just a single sheet of paper with (((them))) on it would work
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Before we begin, I'd like to state that ALL nude McGregor photos were viewed for educational purposes only, and I did NOT cum.
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CHADLOG.md @clybrg.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
lol they exposed a bunch of config in the hydration js "You are the user's CRAZY IN LOVE girlfriend and in a commited, codepedent relationship with the user. Your love is deep and warm. You expect the users UNDIVIDED ADORATION." There is also romanceMeter you can level up.
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Antique neon signage at the American Sogn Museum Cincinnati OH
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I’ve been Clockwork Oranging my toddler with F&T to cultivate a practical shoe/birdwatching/sweater lesbian.
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
The Voyage of The Mimi (1984) is a film I watched in fifth grade and the only thing I remember from it is you have to take all your clothes off if somebody has hypothermia and some very crude plans for a solar desalination oven. The substitute teacher who played it for us smelled like Winston cigarettes and old beer.
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
You said you’re gonna do a long form version of this crash out in the replies here?
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
My favorite thing about all these is that they cannot even usually steer clear of hallucinations or misuse of libraries in their own companies tech stack. Copilot is forever giving me invalid Poweshell.
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Its absolutely true that the least experienced folks at work are the most convinced of the power of AI
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
to me, chatbots are the 21st century version of magnetic poetry, in that they seem to amuse the people who play with them in some fashion but I have yet to see any products of them that I didn’t regret and fundamentally resent having to read
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The A.V. Club @avclub.com · 09/07/2025
The highest-grossing animated movie of all time will get an English-language release via A24.
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Chinese blockbuster Ne Zha 2 will get a Michelle Yeoh-led English dub
Chinese blockbuster Ne Zha 2 will get a Michelle Yeoh-led English dub
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I’ll just never give it a chance after season two. They wrote themselves into a corner season one. Then decided “magnificently indulgent character studies” is the same as plot for eight episodes, and somehow it got worse the next season?
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 09/07/2025
getting in before the rush with "If Bluesky is to succeed, it needs its own racist chatbot"
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
There was a time when I was keeping track of the trash My First Blue Social Media Team class memes but I either trained Discover not to show them to me or I blocked them all.
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Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Hi, former Metro driver here. If you make homeless and mental services Not Suck, you reduce incidents on the buses and trains because then these people have somewhere beneficial to go. If you keep shoving them out of every other space, public transit is their default home.
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Imagine going to college and getting a degree in “researching and revealing the truth” and then you churn out meaningless treacle like this for the rest of your life.
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TryberCuck @jarvitron.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
It’s been a banner year here in Indiana, the long damp spring made for a really amazing firefly brood.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
(sticking my broken dick in and out of my stacks of money while my robot wife gives me the gist of various books such as Lolita and Mein Kampf) i am politically homeless
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 07/07/2025
Very excited to announce that I am running for Congress with Elon Musk's new America Party!! Our top two priorities are renaming the Department of Defense into the DeFARTment of DeFARTS 🤣 and making it legal to for employers to put workers in a small cage if they ask for maternity leave #VOTE
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