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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 10h

mistakes were made

california post headline: california squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition

photo depicts a squirrel in mid-flight from a tree branch, apparently about to attack an owl who has the most "are you fucking KIDDING me" look in history

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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

*trying to focus on any task for longer than five minutes* this cannot possibly be the same brain I used to do my trigonometry homework in high school

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The problem isn’t that they’re moving past it—it’s that they’re trying to rehabilitate it. Would be better for everyone if people who don’t want to engage with the facts just talked about the play on the field and left it at that.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Me, sitting alone in a room with my thoughts Thoughts: Could you maybe sit somewhere else?

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Oh, no thanks. @jarlsugar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The ridiculous thing about this is that when we do end up with a "normal" president again, we'll go right back to "tan suit" bullshit.

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Oh, no thanks. @jarlsugar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Surprisingly, people have decided to go ahead and pay for more expensive food instead of starving to death."

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Men, stop telling women you denounce sexual assault and start telling your male friends.

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Oh, no thanks. @jarlsugar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Pretty annoying to see the Bears 3rd string quarterback playing better than the Vikings 1st string QB. #Vikings #skol

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Oh, no thanks. @jarlsugar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Here's the Fox halftime show from the inside of your local nursing home

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Oh, no thanks. @jarlsugar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

That's true. We're already in the midst of a helium shortage and having parties with millions of balloons would be irresponsible. Streamers and other decorations should be ok, though.

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Oh, no thanks. @jarlsugar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

@ltvargus.bsky.social Thinking of you, my friend. Hope you're doing ok and finding some peace and comfort.

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Salty in the South @saltyinthesouth.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

I’m starting to think those bitches on Facebook did not pray for me

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Oh, no thanks. @jarlsugar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I have a real special place in my heart for tv shows that don't have long intros.

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Oh, no thanks. @jarlsugar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's crazy that everyone that's stuffy and snooty seems to be older than me, and everyone that's chill and relaxed seems to be younger than me.

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Schrodinger's Maybelline

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I understand that everything is really fucked up, but I implore you to stop telling people not to make jokes about it. We are hanging on by a thread and some of us have no other means of coping.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Double-parked for all of three minutes to run in and grab my takeout and when I got back, sure enough, they had turned my car into a Spirit Halloween

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Transition lenses that keep getting darker the longer someone is talking to you.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I should reach my ideal weight about 3 months after I'm dead.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The Cowboys convincing me they’d be better on defense this year

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Oh, no thanks. @jarlsugar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Man that sucks. I mostly really liked her too. There's absolutely no reason to support Chris Brown. None.

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Boochy's BooBoo Booboobooboo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Imagine if making babies required the woman to lay millions of eggs on the bed and the men just jerked off onto them while the woman stands there and claps excitedly Cashier: this is my weekend job; I don't actually need it.

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Oh, no thanks. @jarlsugar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I sneezed so hard it fixed my contacts

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Oh, no thanks. @jarlsugar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

@boostblue.bsky.social I've asked about this before, but can you make it so going "back" when you're in notifications sends you to the home page instead of closing the app? It's frustrating closing the app when I'm looking at something and I'm just trying to go back to the feed

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Oh, no thanks. @jarlsugar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I'm sort of excited for Kyler on the Vikings this year. Not as excited as I was with Darnold. But there's a chance Murray ends up being inside the top 15 QB's by the end of the season.

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Oh, no thanks. @jarlsugar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Can't wait for this NFL season to start and for Trump to immediately insert himself into it in the worst way possible.

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Oh, no thanks. @jarlsugar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Reporter: Do you have any updates on Mitch McConnell? Mike Johnson: Not at this time but we do want to announce that our focus has shifted almost entirely to Cotton Eye Joe. At this point, it's uncertain where he came from, but before the midterms, we will figure out one thing: Where DID he go?

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Oh, no thanks. @jarlsugar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

These guys could band together and denounce (or impeach) Trump as a team right now, say enough is enough, and absolutely curb stomp democrats in the midterms but they refuse to do it. So dems will keep running on "not Trump!" and mostly win without refining their message.

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

We all know Tom Hanks fucked that volleyball.

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Did you ascend from hell and hit every bitch branch on the way up?

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

first day as a zombie: *shrugging apathetically* brains

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

yall are gonna hear me say this a lot so here goes again: make plans to vote in person, and do it as early as possible. literally make turnout this election too big to steal.

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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

therefore, send not to know for whom the bell tolls, you're so vain i'll bet you think it tolls for thee don't you don't you

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Oh, no thanks. @jarlsugar.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Will Levis has the exact big arm KO'C wants in his QB and is the perfect QB rehab candidate. Brosmer specializes in quick, short, accurate throws, and he struggled with that.

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Oh, no thanks. @jarlsugar.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I would have never guessed this FTC gave a single shit about this right now.

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Oh, no thanks. @jarlsugar.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

If it were up to me, I'd change the supreme court to have 4 liberals and 4 conservatives. Then, the president picks the 9th person from their own party. The 8 have their lifetime appointments, but the 9th gets swapped out when the president changes. This seems more fair.

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Oh, no thanks. @jarlsugar.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

He can feel free to police these polls and leave polling locations alone, thank you

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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

HUSBAND: she handwashes all of her bras in a big pot and then asks ‘who’s hungry for some titty soup?’ DIVORCE LAWYER: my god

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Oh, no thanks. @jarlsugar.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

One of the many things I respect about Mina is she is, at any point in time, in the middle of about 30 fights she can't win, but she's out here swinging away anyway. And these dudes always fold [delete post] immediately after getting dunked on. It's great.

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Oh, no thanks. @jarlsugar.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

It finally started sinking in that he willingly chose to play with Daniel Jones as his quarterback and that's when the drinking started

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Oh, no thanks. @jarlsugar.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

If Obama had posted something like this when he was president, it would have looked like an atom bomb went off at RNC headquarters.

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Katy // Genderpunk 2026 @katysaint.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his balls? "No!" Says Lil Jon, "It belongs to the windows! To the walls!"

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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

no, i said shoddy work not shawty werk. please stop shaking your ass and help me fix this

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Oh, no thanks. @jarlsugar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

This is the type of stance I aspire to have for all these cultural issues.

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Oh, no thanks. @jarlsugar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Am I the only one that hasn't received a check from George Soros for those No Kings protests??

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

if you're really good in bed you'd know i'm a soprano

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