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Jesse Richmond

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Writer and Math Teacher. I pine for the Film Twitter of my youth. short-edition.com/en/author/jesse-r…

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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
not really into this whole “for they shall inherit the Earth” thing. I’m meek for the love of the game
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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m glad time has vindicated Sebulba. Everyone was so cruel to him because he “tried to kill a child” during the Boonta Eve Classic even though he was literally Darth Vader
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026
If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i think it's way worse than this. i think it's bc people increasingly refuse to meaningfully differentiate between real life tragedies and fictional tragedies, so long as they can appear aggrieved by a tragedy's impact on their emotions.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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The Pub-Liking Universal Friend @johnb78.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bluesky remains unbeaten
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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KA LI 🦑 Shop updating soon @astaralys.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pikachu made it to the weekend! 💤 Inspired by Pocket Pikachu, my very first vpet #pixelart #ドット絵 #pokemon
Cute pixel art of a row of Pikachu: starts on the left sleeping, then holding a cup of hot beverage, walking, sitting and reading, flopped tired on the floor, sleeping again. Below it is pixel font reading "all in a day's work..."
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La vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jim'llpaintit
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Ash G. @kilomonster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Heard a child psychologist say that kids don't really learn new things through feeling shame and that feels like something to remember about humans.
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Remmick will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Remmick in sinners
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They’re trying to hide the shocking truth: he’s stop motion now
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Screencap of Iron Man where Obadiah Stane yells "Tony Stark was able to do this in a CAVE! With a box of SCRAPS!" implying my anger that JIM HENSON WAS ABLE TO DO THIS IN A STUDIO! WITH A BOX OF FELT!
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Tom Forsyth @tomforsyth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nurse stump. The hollow stump gathers water and leaf litter, and it's a great place for a new sapling. Nurse logs are the same thing - you can get multiple trees growing on one fallen tree.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lol
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skill issue
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The actual number of moves that are not utterly stupid in chess is tiny and chess will be fully solved one day
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers.
One day, it will be fully solved like checkers.
Between now and then, or even after, have fun.
People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly betterThere are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers. One day, it will be fully solved like checkers. 

Between now and then, or even after, have fun. People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly better.
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend. 

(Here I am arguing with some random intern at a chess website 🤦‍♂️)
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend.
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even my friends don't text me back that fast
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 04/09/2026
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Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️📚💙 @amithero.bot · 03/09/2026
hello I am modern aaa game designer. the shareholders told me to make the game longer. I do not wish to make the game longer. they told me to make the game longer or I lose job. I make the player collect 6 potatoes for 5% damage resistance. The shareholders are happy. I've been laid off.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Child: It’s the mayor. Mamdani: *laughs* Child: What? You are the mayor. You could become the king. Mamdani: I’m happy as the mayor. Jalen Brunson is the king.
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Jesse Richmond @jarichmond.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
THERE’S SOMETHING IN THE FOG!!!
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
bad idea
photo of lighthouse with headline about giving them away because gps makes them unnecessary then image of Archer with words do you want area x because this is how you get area x

created by reddit user lestratagefatale
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The sites can still be useful, you just need sophisticated modelling to determine which bets were placed by people who had inside information
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 18/08/2026
On Sunday, parents across the five boroughs got a night to themselves while NY's Cutest enjoyed free activities with NYC Parks staff at select recreation centers. Free & accessible child care doesn’t just make our city more affordable — it gives parents time to rest, recharge, or enjoy a night out.
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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 14/08/2026
The Trump Administration is now going after bike lanes. Seems pretty silly, but it's not just a random choice #bikesky skepchick.org/2026/08/why-...
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Why Trump Hates Bike Lanes
Transcript: Two years ago, in a desperate and unsuccessful attempt to get people to vote against Donald Trump’s return to the White House, I went over the major problems outlined in Project 2025, w…
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
lol
Tanner v. United States, 483 U.S. 107 (1987), was a United States Supreme Court case in which the Court held that juror testimony could not be used to discredit or overturn a jury verdict, even if the jury had been consuming copious amounts of alcohol, marijuana, and cocaine throughout the course of the trial.
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Jesse Richmond @jarichmond.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Flight Attendants hate Him: This guy realized you can bring as many bags as you want onto the flight so long as you stuff them all into a bigger bag when you board.
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🐈‍⬛🌙 @lune.monster · 13/08/2026
Stole this from the comments because this shit shouldn't be behind a paywall.
Crucially, the GLOVE has limitations, chief among them that for the device to work effectively and deliver its restraining pain shock, it must come into contact with the subject's bare skin. According to Compliant Technologies, the gloves won't work through dry clothing or thick hair. The gloves will work, however, if the subject is wearing thin, wet clothing, such as soaked T-shirts or blouses. The GLOVE also does not like being dunked in water and will likely be rendered inoperable if this happens.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
AI DATACENTER?
I'D RATHER BE AT THE GAY GUY
DATING CENTER
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Jim Henson didn’t muppeteer a tiny green frog that was singing and playing the banjo, with rubber gloves while totally submerged underwater in a airtight aluminum tank just so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”.
Comic page depicting how the did the scene in the Muppets Movie with Kermit playing the banjo in a swamp
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Sid Acker @siddharma.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"Zuck refuses to understand that the majority of his users are on his platform because they love their friends more than they hate him." Amazing thread:
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Rico Charges @nochorus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Faith Erin Hicks @faitherinhicks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Can confirm. Books are for sickos only.
When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It is very weird that they just lie about normal people and then it’s not a scandal when they admit it
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 29/07/2026
oh, to be noted as an early wife guy
screenshot from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wife_guy, reading "18th-century French chemist Antoine Lavoisier, noted as an early wife guy, with his spouse Marie-Anne"
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Good morning
photo of a man letting baby meerkats play with his tools. 
"My dad is an electrician in a zoo and look how he spent his morning. I'm crying."
Reply: "Your dad small as hell."
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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 23/07/2026
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Johanna T 👻 📚 @johannamation.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
New Eldin Ring boss just dropped
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
People really do not appreciate the importance of the "do nothing" phase in the creative process. We are all about the kinetic energy, and forget its duality with potential energy.
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 28/03/2025
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth, The ewok one, then a major dip; A baffling plot involving Amidala
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that

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good morning everyone. his penis exploded
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Saw these youths waiting for the tube, dressed in their white tank tops and bald caps with sunglasses and drawn on facial hair. Was not sure what was going on. Was even more confused when, once on the tube, FOUR MORE youths suddenly pulled out their bald caps and started pasting on facial hair
Three 20-ish year olds in white tank tops waiting for the train. They are wearing caps over their hair to make themselves look bald I did not get a picture of all four of the people putting on caps but here is another one To the right you can sort of see another one putting on a balding cap
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I keep thinking about this Alex Ross painting of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that is, for some reason, also the cast of 30 Rock
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
reading about the chinese internet slang for donald trump and it just keeps getting more and more interesting!!! thread with more chinese nicknames from wiktionary
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Harris Foster - Biddy Blas FAN ACCOUNT @harris.zone · 07/07/2026
oh so it's like rocket league but with people
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 06/07/2026
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