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the official shadow king of weird internet music; Kleenex Girl Wonder, Guitar Shoes, Gates of Heaven, and so much more kgw.me/basic-square | 0g.software a concern of dark.supplies | representation: the world as will and

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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 5h
Hatatooly, the brand new gigantic hat with 16 sensors and cameras and a direct feed of Patton Oswalt's voice telling you how to fix any machines or food you need.
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 6h
listening to Reasonable Doubt and trying to figure out if it holds up or if it's just pure nostalgia is one of the strangest human experiences i've had thusfar. probably 50/50 but i want to believe it's a zero-sum battle!!!
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
never been a big sex and the city fan.
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hello everyone. i made a game called Spelterm that i am figuring out what to do with. might just keep it on the web. play free every day. tons of progression/depth, daily challenges, easy save/resume, works offline if you load the page before your flight takes off. enjoy spelterm.com/game
a screenshot of a 5x5 playboard in my game, Spelterm
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i consider myself a bit of a DFW buff (i am just being honest, believe me, it is NOT pride) and i had totally never read This is Water until right now. stopped after the second paragraph the tone is just so bad. i believe it sounded ok back then but now it sounds like larry king scolding me
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
huh. i guess this is as mainstream as crimping ever got. :( music.youtube.com/watch?v=xK53...
music.youtube.com
Rainbow Voodoo
YouTube video by Clark - Topic
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
haha i just realized why i have a hard time ignoring closed captions: if there are words/reading to be had, i am not wasting ANY time looking at some stupid fucking video.
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think this might be an mondegreen, but either way, never put "now i'm reaaaady to sing" in the lyrics of a song you are singing. sends the wrong message
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
been thinking about/watching Ally McBeal a bunch. so many good things about that show but the theme song is not one of them.
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
RJ Pasin deserves a shout for his contribution to this lifestyle as well music.youtube.com/watch?v=QtXK...
music.youtube.com
WITH EYES TO SEE
YouTube video by polyphia - Topic
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
wow Prototype mentioned in the top Steam comment on Control Resonant. i mean it was pretty obvious from the trailers but i didn't think it was THAT obvious
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
10000 flowers to Rustie for somehow discovering that you can make music sound so unbelievably distorted that it sounds like your speaker is completely destroyed and they still let you post it to digital streaming platforms. this is my sliced bread
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if i were wendy eisenberg i would have lost ALL my social followers engaging in an authentic war of words with Wendy's about the emo music ep they put out.
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i mean one way you could pace extinction is to stop trying to find crazy new discoveries? admittedly, i have a hard time stopping myself when i get a wild hare but i am not a trillion dollar devourer of society. that thing's got options
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my name is angine de poitrine. you filed my frets off and put more frets there on my custom guitar. prepare to rock
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
pretty obvious the word "satisfice" is a plant. thought you could just sneak in here huh
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
wait. so did netflix do the infamous UK Wonka popup too? seems like they would have sued whoever did it, it it wasn't them, since they own the IP? maybe i am forgetting that The Unknown was inserted for differentiation purposes. variety.com/2026/tv/revi...
variety.com
Netflix Competition ‘Wonka’s The Golden Ticket’ Is a Ghoulish Misuse of AI Gene Wilder: TV Review
A Netflix competition show based on Roald Dahl's 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' uses an AI-generated Gene Wilder in a disastrous gimmick.
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
finally heard choosin texas on Spectrum NY1 News and i can't believe how unremarkable it is. catchy enough as these things go, but god the "billboard music == AI slop" merger is seemingly fully complete. it's not real™
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
got a text message from "J Cole" announcing his new brandmark (iirc it is "Indies 5000") and i clicked through and had no idea it was shoes until i read a press release about it on a news site. i guess this is the future of commerce
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a website like this
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if you think about it, i was a fool to believe Rednex created this thing out of thin air in the early 1990s. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotton-...
en.wikipedia.org
Cotton-Eyed Joe - Wikipedia
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
if i described a music genre as "minions soul x gqomspel" ... would u block me
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
fit hadna been for biden eye joe
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
burnt coconut? they didn't discover anything. they scammed an unlucky new mouse
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it feels like "boomerang" snuck its way into english before the language council realized that admitting ALL australian neologisms would collapse the language
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i know it's bad to feed logic to a troll. but like, 24/7 snipers? and what are they protecting, just the drones and the arch? sounds like SOMEBODY got hooked on a tower defense casual mobile game
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you know, we should have noticed the giant red flag before we gave this "JD Power" guy so much control over commerce. i don't even know what he LOOKS like! #absoluteJDPower #shadowcommerce #worthlookinginto
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
started the new emily st. john mandel book last night, woke up and noticed i had gotten 9% through it already because it's unbelievably great already and was like "god DAMN it." we must pace the frontier
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i have to admit: it had been a long time since i had purchased JUST two regular sized reeses peanut butter cups at a gas station, and i was surprised that they cost $2.50. i guess it probably won't ever do it again! let me know if/when they drop back down again thanks graham
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the AI pause talk is already washed, but hey, don't ask me: i literally built a local model harness with Q2 models because i decided they were "enough" to do most of the things i actually want to do with LLMs. i even called it enough! those local files ain't pausin' $hit, do whatever you want dario
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ballmer's punishment should be they have to be the LA Clippys for 5 years and use Clippy as their mascot.
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Loopler is pretty good, kinda repetitive, but also, it has some of the most hilarious UI bugs I have ever seen in a Steam game. need so many workarounds to complete a run
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ok, sure. you're going to mention a 42-year "non-swearing streak" for the guy i had thought i couldn't dislike more, and not explain what is going on there. did he lose a bet? really bad genie wish?
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
wow. today i learned that there is an O G unix text editor that no one even bothers to argue is superior to emacs or vi. it is called ed pronounced ee dee. maybe if they had pronounced it ed it would have taken off.
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
time is crazy, the 90s were nuts. can't believe ponyoak edged out pavement on rodman's basketball top 5 those guys were adults
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
youtu.be/cJER6WtOkjk?...
youtu.be
Irish Zionism
YouTube video by Conner O'Malley
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i have to say, this many years hence: kurt cobain was wrong. he faded away. a lesson to you all
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
anybody on tweet.app? hate to say it but it feels pretty good.
tweet.app
Tweet - The Square Is Back
The public square is back and better. The New Tweet social media platform. Visit tweet.app.
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Madigan Men. From "a" producer of Sex and the City
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
it is interesting that a crucial decision re: eh eye aka chajipiti is Offload v. Augment. craft, invention, cognition, labor. are you offloading it from your human body, or augmenting your human body? meanwhile, companies are choosing to offload human cognition by the neural ton, in some cases.
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Mission Impossible Episode 1: Choice Acceptance
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
iphone ultra gotta street at 2500 or 3k ... i am guessing 2500 but maybe after a $500 launch discount.
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
products i bought that i don't like anymore/company has a vendetta against me: a thread
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i don't "pronounce" anything. in ANY way
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
anybody ever suggest "exploraction" as a replacement for "metroidvania"
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i think linkedin is one of the most incredible applications of all time. its utility is 100% fictional, nobody actually uses it the way it presents itself as being used, and its deployment of dark patterns is like a Candy Crush clone from hell itself. it is not going to get any better than this
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
introducing Altra. the frontier large language model that is shaped more like your human foot
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
good golly The Castle was just an extreme delight to read from start to end. three cheers to @jonronson.bsky.social for writing it and bringing his whole self to the proceedings. and for solving the Linehan mystery as far as i am concerned
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
the creature economy
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
it's not like lovefool is a bad song, but it's like barely in the top 20 as far as cardigans songs go. a deeply underrated band
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