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itsonlybrad

@itsonlybrad.bsky.social
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I’m Brad. I’m a nerd. I work in infosec but the kitchen is my happy place. Meme enjoyer, movie buff, quiet diva.

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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 15h
Verhoeven really saw things with perfect clarity
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Mike Lacher @mikelacher.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i rebooted minesweeper as a AAA shooter. loot boxes coming soon minesweeper.mikelacher.com
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 4h
HOW DARE
A jeopardy question: "pedants argue about whether this verb should be used as a synonym of its 7-letter dictionary neighbor compose."

The answer is comprise, which I was complaining about pedantically in the post to which Ken Jennings made the below reply.
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Watch out @williamturton.bsky.social Susan Collins is trying to destroy you with her telekinetic powers!
Screenshot of a YouTube video "We Uncovered Bribery Allegations Against Susan Collins" by ProPublica with 382K views posted 4 days ago. The video thumbnail is a collage depicting ProPublica reporter  @williamturton.bsky.social from the waist up on one side and a closeup headshot of Susan Collins on the other. Collins has a stern look on her face as she is reaching up to her head with one hand.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the ghost of ronald reagan has been trapped inside the official sonic the hedgehog discord channel via a spell circle around his gravesite
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Another example of legitimately funny crimes shouldn't be punished
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Family Feud for Super Nintendo @familyfeudsnes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Family Feud, SNES (1993)

Q - NAME A FOOD YOU CRAVE ONCE A WEEK.

A - SEVEN HOT DOGS
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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NSG's Gallery @nsgsgallery.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Adam @arbiterw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i think my favourite part of this clip is they don't specify which member
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Team Ilhan @teamilhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Deal with it. 🕶️
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God this shit was cool as fuck
Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it
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SoldierExclipse || 18+ Illustration @soldierexclipse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is no longer a joke
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 02/10/2026
Please stop anthropomorphizing computers. They cannot "run" a program, because they don't have legs
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Action Shakespeare 🐙🤤 @thatgalinthehat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Environmental storytelling at the elementary school
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A.J. Petix @ajpetix.com · 01/10/2026
Steam fall sale got me like
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Chrisley Knows Best: All The Money Just Poof
ALT: Chrisley Knows Best: All The Money Just Poof
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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 29/09/2026
Every AI CEO sounds like this.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Peter Thiel coming home from the office and cracking open a new blood boy with his teeth like an otter pop
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popagenda @popagenda.co · 29/09/2026
TOEM 2 is out on Steam, PS5, & Switch 1/2 Screen Rant - 9/10 GamesRadar+ - 4.5/5 The Mirror - 5/5 "There are TOEMS everywhere for those with the eyes to see them"- Reb Valentine, Kotaku We are immensely proud to co-publish this sequel to TOEM. We hope this adventure brings a smile to your face! 🙂
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
i think this is ok to do
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 28/09/2026
Forgot I took a photo of the good sonic ice cream grafitti in the neighborhood
Spray painted block letters in teal and yellow say LE CH with a melty sonic ice cream pop in the middle, to possibly spell leach, with a pink ice cream cone to the right. The sonic pop has green gumball eyes and is dripping in various places.
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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Berry 🍇 @nyamukoneko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
namco museum 2
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wern 🏳️‍⚧️⨂ @wernmoment.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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John Carpenter's Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 26/09/2026
Big Walk 12-player speedrun at 11am today and omfg they've been going so hard on the routing, look at this
big walk map with lines everywhere
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Getlucky12341 @getlucky12341.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They literally allow wanted criminals at Universal Studios
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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boo! @renzarathustra.bbhood.ca · 24/09/2026
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Techneti @techneti.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ttyd chapter 4
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 👏 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/things-to-do-32419113
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Narrow miss for my 9 games
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My 9 games #My9Games my9games.net/en/share/1fa...
Poster of 9 video games and their box art entitled "My 9 Games - The 9 Games That Shaped Who I Am". Games include: The Neverhood, Mario Kart 64, Half-Life, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Super Mario Bros. 3, Syberia, Gazillionaire Deluxe, Quake II, and Big Walk.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
YouTube comment that says “finally Nathan meeting someone willing to stay in character longer than he is“
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💀 House of 5000 Big Skeletons 🩻 @sir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There's not gonna be a new Banjo-Kazzoie, you stupid slut.
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sega canceling sonic? that’d be like if microsoft didn’t know what to do with halo, laid off a bunch of people, and gave it to activision
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Void-BOO!!! GAh!!!! (AKA Jess Voidburger) @voidburger.com · 22/09/2026
Zohran posts about pothole filling vs Presidential meetings like Kojima posts about movies he likes and doesn't lol
Kojima gushes praise for the movie WonkaSaw "Madame Web" at the theater.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 21/09/2026
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Captain America Chris Evans: Thank You Salute
Alt: Gif of Captain America (Chris Evans) saluting 🫡 subtitled “Thank You For Your Service”
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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud
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