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@itsonlybrad.bsky.social
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I’m Brad. I’m a nerd. I work in infosec but the kitchen is my happy place. Meme enjoyer, movie buff, quiet diva.

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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Watch out @williamturton.bsky.social Susan Collins is trying to destroy you with her telekinetic powers!
Screenshot of a YouTube video "We Uncovered Bribery Allegations Against Susan Collins" by ProPublica with 382K views posted 4 days ago. The video thumbnail is a collage depicting ProPublica reporter  @williamturton.bsky.social from the waist up on one side and a closeup headshot of Susan Collins on the other. Collins has a stern look on her face as she is reaching up to her head with one hand.
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Shinji Chair meme, or Shinji in a Chair is a meme originating from the anime television series Neon Genesis Evangelion of the character Shinji sitting in a folding chair, head dropped and buried in his hands. The specific shot of Shinji comes from episode 25 of Neon Genesis Evangelion and has been used as a pop culture reference, a template for memes ever since the image first circulated in the late 2010s.
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My 9 games #My9Games my9games.net/en/share/1fa...
Poster of 9 video games and their box art entitled "My 9 Games - The 9 Games That Shaped Who I Am". Games include: The Neverhood, Mario Kart 64, Half-Life, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Super Mario Bros. 3, Syberia, Gazillionaire Deluxe, Quake II, and Big Walk.
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Akakichi no Eleven Redraws, also known as Man Putting Hand On Shoulder, refers to a frame of the 1970s soccer anime Akakichi no Eleven in which a large-chinned man seems to be reassuring another character in the frame, smiling at him while placing his hand on his shoulder. In late 2023, the image became a reaction image that was popular among French users on Twitter / X. After the source of the image was identified in a viral post in early 2024, users began redrawing the frame with characters from other media.
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wirecutter reviews religions
Screenshot of email inbox showing an email from NYT Wirecutter with then subject “Magical underwear”
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What do you call your this? A #bigwalk wordcloud
A wordcloud in the shape of "the thing" from Big Walk. Some of the words are: anal bead, apple, avo, babushka, baby, baby head, baby peanut, bauble, baubles, bean, beanie head, beanis, beauty blender, beauty sponge, bebe, beebee, berry, binky, binky boo-bah, bleeboo, blorbo, blorpus, bobbin, bobble, bobbles, boblin, boingadoing, bongo, booba, boober, boobie, boohbah, boondogle, bottle gourd, bouba, bouie, bowling pin thingamajig, bulb, butt plug, butternut, charble, child, chud son, chudbaby, chudling, chudwick, courge, cranberry , daboogle, dark humunculi, daruma, darumaka, decapitated head, dingleberry, dinglehopper, dingus, dog egg, dog toy, dongle, doodleybop, doohickey, doohickie, duck, duckling, dude, egg, eggie, embryo, fetus, fruit, gagobear, gay little baby, ghostie, glungus, gobule, googoo gaga, gorb, gordon, gourb, gourd, gourd , gourd baby, gourdon, gourds, greeble, grog, grogu, grub, grumble, guy, gyration device, head, heads, homunculi, idol, important thing, item, jeremiah, kajigger, kerbobbles, key thingy, kid, kong, kong toy, kongling, kumquat, kurpitsa, lalaberry, lalabingle, little guy, los coso, macguffin, mango, marty, matryoshka, mcguffin, melon, my bullshit, my son, nesting doll, nip, nipnop, nipple, nose, nougat, nub, nubbin, nug, nugget, nurples, nut, object, oobol, orb, orbie, papple, pawn, peanut, pear, pears, penis, pera, petscop tool, plaido, playdoh, plimblob, plombir, plongo, ploobis, plorbit, plumbo, plumbob, plumbus, pomegranate, poob, potato, prize, pumpkin , puppydoll present, red thing, rubber duckie, sasafras sisyphus the seventh, seed, severed head, severed torso, shaka shaka, shape, skull, son, squash, tenga, thang, them, thing, thingamajig, thingy, this, timmy, totem, toy, trinket, vase, vibrator, warbler, watermelon steven, weeble, wiggler, wobbler, woogle, wumbus, yorble
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This would work on me. #lastweektonight #iowastatefair #husbandcalling #reeses
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A SKETETEON IN HELL WHOSE SCREAMEN AT THERE PHONE!!! "I ALREADY INSTALLED THE APP FOR YOUR SITE, ITS CALLED A FUCKEN WEB BROWSER" YOUR TRYING TO GET AROUND PRIVACY RESTRICTIONS, YOUR TRYING TO SEND ME MORE NOTITICATIONS, AND YOU DONT WANT ME BLOCKIN YOUR ADS AND THATS TOO FUCKEN BAD ,IF I CANT USE MY WIERD OFF BRAND BROWSER WITH ABUNCH OF WIERD EXTENTIONS INSTALLED THEN FUCK YOUR WEB SIGHT , HURRY UP AND LOSE THE REST OF YOUR VENTURE CAPITAL SO WE CAN GO BACK TO USING REAL WEB SIGHTS INSTEAD OF THIS SHIT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This seems like prior art for the @realinfowars.bsky.social elf. How deep does this rabbit hole go?
Patent Application Publication Feb. 18, 2016 Sheet 14 of 23
US 2016/0048040 A1
Featuring an elf like figure labeled 367
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Cropped screenshot of windows 3.11 GUI showing a button with a cartoon clipart style graphic featuring a masked person wearing a jaunty hat labeled “Defendant Summary”
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
INNOCENT
Screenshot of @weratedogs video where he is dressed as a judge with a caption which reads “puppy court”
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Image from the wired article of two hands spreading apart barbed wires. It’s been rotated from the original so that the wires are running vertically and the hands are entering the frame from the left and right sides. A gold ring has been painted onto one hand. It has been made to more resemble the shock image meme goatse.
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Don’t appreciate getting push ads from the Apple Store app and it’s especially irritating when you need it on for like when you go in for an appointment or send in a repair. Apple needs to crack down on everyone and REQUIRE apps let us choose to opt out of non-transactional notifications.
A push notification from the Apple Store app advertising the Apple Upgrade program.
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Gamin For Charity's summer marathon benefiting Wayne Academic Union and Believe in Students starts now! Join us for an ENTIRE WEEK of gamin and fun in support of student housing and food assistance. www.twitch.tv/gaminforchar...
A poster for Gamin for Charity's summer marathon June 20th - June 27th hosted at https://www.twitch.tv/gaminforcharity. GaminForCharity is a group of friends from Southeast Michigan who, for the past 15* years, have been organizing and running online gaming marathons to raise awareness and funds for various causes. From cancer research to wildfire relief and now direct student aid, GaminforCharity runs 24/7 telethon-style variety shows focusing on community engagement, inclusivity, and having fun. Open the stream throughout the week to see video games, Dungeons & Dragons, board games, quizzes, food taste tests, and more!
Hop in the chat and say hi, ask us about our schedule, and look for opportunities to play games with us online during the marathon. Share the stream link with your friends & family, donate if you can, and most importantly, have fun while helping others! A WEEK-LONG CELEBRATION OF SOLIDARITY TO SUPPORT STUDENT HOUSING AND FOOD ASSISTANCE IN DETROIT
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Screenshot of an article preview entitled “Millionaire tech CEO dies after private jet crashes into car on Texas highway
- Dexerto” the url to the article is https://www.dexerto.com/
entertainment/millionaire-tech-ceo-dies-after-private-jet-crashes-into-car-on-texas-highway-3376884/ and the word entertainment has been highlighted.
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
What could possibly be the problem with this?
Image of the White House at night with the UFC stage behind it casting multiple dozens of powerful spotlights across the entire sky.
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Is it light Gary or dark Gary tho? 🤔
Amazon listing for a sun hat featuring two color options listed as 'Dark gary' and 'Light Gary'
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Fictitious album cover for "Doggy Daycare" featuring a black and white photo of the dogs are a doggy daycare and a parental advisory sticker in the lower right corner.
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Good to know that deceptive mass text I got from the surveillance tech lobby didn't seem to dissuade support.
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
IKEA has had some interesting lamps
IKEA lamp that looks like three giant match sticks point up and leaning against eachother to form a tripod where the match end is a glowing red lamp.
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Look on the bright side, could be worse. It didn’t actually take that long to resilver but it did take quite awhile.
Text thread: I send a message containing output of ‘zpool status’ command showing a resilver in progress with an estimated completion time of over 26 days and say “welp”. The conversation partner replies “Eep. That’s slow” Me: “Yeah my pool is almost completely full, oops. Bad time for a drive to fail.”
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
It’s that time again.
Photo of a SANS course book with multi colored post-it flags along the edge marking various sections including “Thrunting”, “Threat Intel”, “Data Enc & Exfil”, “Skeleton Key Attack”.
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I also have no where to put this hammock throne and yet...
Man sitting in a ridiculously overdesigned hammock chair with a U shaped wood and steel 360-degree swivel base
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
If you're concerned about this you shouldn't be sending video off to the cloud at all. Once your data is up there, there may be residue after deletion. It can be accessed or stolen. There's no guarantees. It's why we should all be concerned about these cloud-based neighborhood surveillance networks.
meme image of cat drinking coffee and reading the news paper while sitting at the kitchen table wearing a suit
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I’m the glittery dumpster fire
Retractable lanyard holder featuring a glittery garbage dumpster on fire with the words “IT’S FINE” printed on the side
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The new numbers icon may as well be a big middle finger. The old app constantly tells you to delete itself and get the new app. The new app is full of up sell prompts for the subscription anytime you try to use feature that requires it (which of course you can't tell before hand). Fuck off Apple.
The new Apple Numbers icon. It is a rounded square. The background is a linear gradient of opaque green at the top to glassy transparency at the bottom. The foreground is a depiction of a bar graph with 3 columns and a horizontal line underneath, all with rounded corners. The height of the columns left to right are low, high, and moderate.
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Welp
Poster for the tv show "The Pitt" season two. Below it says "✅ Watched"
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Spookython VII has begun! Tune in now at twitch.tv/GaminForChar... for horror games, prediction challenges, and a whole lot of fun while raising money for NAACP Empowerment Programs all weekend long!
A promotional poster for GaminForCharity’s Spookython VII event features a dark, foggy background with neon green accents. A central cybernetic face with glowing green eyes and electric bolts stares intensely forward (shodan from system shock), flanked by the title “GaminForCharity Presents Spookython VII” in bold red and white text. Key details include the dates “January 16-18, 2026,” start time “10am EST,” Twitch link “https://twitch.tv/GaminForCharity,” and beneficiary “NAACP Empowerment Programs” at the bottom.
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Went to bed with a smile on my face and so much love in my heart. Here’s to a better 2026!
A beautiful custom designed mug with hearts and my face plastered all over it.
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Meme created from two still frames of the anime Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou (Daily Lives of High School Boys), associated with the secondary character Habara. The top frame features her saying "Oh, so it was ABOUT BEER". The bottom frame shows a rock falling from her hand and is captioned "Saying this, she casually threw aside a large rock." The scene and quote have since been used as a redraw meme featuring different characters from popular anime and video games.
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
The last thing you see on the outside before you’re hauled off
Sign with a larger than life sized photo of Taylor Swift that says “welcome to the Taylor swift education center”
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
What are you bringing to dinner? I’m bringing the rolls.
A round pan of deliciously golden brown Parker house style rolls covered in butter and coarse sea salt
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Typical @r0wdy.sk33t.expert behavior #holidayHack
a JSON object of a "tea" (read: skeet) written by a "Pip Sparkletoes" that says "Rowdy Root-Rouser wore cleats to a wedding and tracked mud down the aisle; romantic chaos or turf aggression? You decide."
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Gotta say @theonion.com makes excellent gift wrap
Box wrapped with The Onion newsprint. Some of the headlines read “Trump denies writing 36-Volume comic titled ‘Don and Jeff: Time Pedophiles”, RFK Jr coughs up a pair of jeans, powerful bidet blasts hole clean through man, medieval scribe keeps forgetting ‘whence/whither’ rule, Archaeologists: DC may have once been used for legislating. A full page “not a paid advertisement” for Adobe on one side of the box reads “experience the magic of buying new software, every month, forever.”A box on end wrapped with The Onion newsprint featuring horoscopes and top songs of October 2025. A highlighted horoscope for Scorpio for the birthday boy reads “a hurtful comment will have you wondering why you even bother spying on your partner’s messages.”
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Gonna start selling a line of executive computer keyboards.
One button keyboard featuring the Google Gemini logo.One button keyboard featuring the OpenAI logo.One button keyboard featuring the Microsoft Copilot logo.
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Daily affirmations #blippo+ #femtofax #micromeditation
Screen shot of the game blippo+. It is a low resolution 8 bit styled retro “femtofax message” with a lotus flower floating on the water above a yellow sky. It is from a selection called a micro meditation. Text above the lotus flower reads “I am cute and deserve treats.”
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Can't believe they missed seizing these bad boys
Someone wearing a white leather loafer affixed with a Mercedes hood ornament
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Good to see our politics is now on the same level as mobile game ads
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Jason from the TV show The Good Place talking to a box of Hamburger Helper Beef Pasta. He says, "Oh, Helper, we're really in it now."
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Animated gif showing Eric Andre grasping the bars of a fence and screaming “let me in” as he struggles to find the entrance. The “Let Me In” meme originates from a special episode of The Eric Andre Show that was filmed at the 2016 Democratic National Convention.
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
From the Baltimore inner harbor to the mouth of the Patuxent. From the ube cheesecake to the dim sum. Making a bunch of amazing new friends (including hanging with @ajpetix.com) and crashing a very cool wedding. This weekend has definitely been one for the books.
Photo of the iconic Domino Sugars sign and building/plant in Baltimore.A view from the pier in Solomons Island, Maryland over looking the Patuxent RiverA wedding crasher who is definitely not Bill sitting at table 1 and having a really great timeWatching the happy couple take their first dance
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Photo of a cat under a blanket with their head on a little pillow. The caption says ‘the grind NEVER starts. i am sleeping’
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Tweet by @NickyFrank30

My grandfather used to say "and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel" and I never knew what it meant until after he died my grandmother explained some magazine did a fluff interview with Magda Goebbels a few years before WW2 that included her strudel recipe and my grandfather, who hated the Nazis with the passion of 10,000 suns, thought it was an example of the media sanitizing evil people and he would use the phrase when someone asked him to overlook a bad person doing bad things and focus on the good.
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Temu Deviant
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
You started at a pretty good time, my portfolio was underwater in Sep 23 so you probably bought in at a good price.
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Join Gamin For Charity's third annual Random-Thon in support of Médecins Sans Frontières/Doctors Without Borders @msf.ca!They'll be playing a slew of randomly selected games all weekend long. Come join in on the fun, enter the giveaways, and support a great cause at twitch.tv/gaminforcharity
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
What movie have you seen an unhealthy number of times?
Scene from A Single Man (2009) featuring Colin Firth, Matthew Goode, and an adorable doggo
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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